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your 20 rolls would kill. -__-


You think 20's kill? Wait until you hear about exploding dice.

So, Savage Worlds operates on the idea of exploding dice. Namely: if you roll the max number on a given die, you roll it again. You can do this indefinitely.

So, once upon a happy time I rolled a d6 for damage. And it exploded. And it exploded. And it exploded...

I did 45 damage with a dinky little rapier that day.
Why your teacher made a DMNPC as a boss is beyond me, but... being a knight is awesome in D&D 3.5, thank you.

I think the reason I don't have a lot of PK or TPK stories is because I've been in mostly level-headed groups that think tactically in tabletop games and don't try to murder each other. But now that you mention the knight/paladin shenanigans, I remember a story...

Once upon a time, I was playing Pathfinder. I was really new to Pathfinder and to the gun rules, and I've always loved playing paladins. Goody-two-shoes is my playstyle. So, I made a Holy Gun: a paladin with a pistol who was ready to shoot straight for justice! But I specifically chose to worship the deity of redemption because I didn't want to play your "EVIL MUST BE PUNISHED" paladin. I wanted to play someone who could get along with non-good party members and see past their faults. I wanted to play someone who tried to build others into good people.

My paladin's companions included a very zealous Lawful Good cavalier, an oracle whose details I forget, some other spellcaster, and then this roguish fighter type that was a little bit of a pragmatic edgemasterr. Important to note: the cavalier was being played by someone who normally played chaotic neutral doorknobs who kill for sport and the edgemaster was being played by his best friend. (I didn't play with these guys for very long.)

Well, long story short, our first adventure saw us fighting kobolds. We captured a few of them, and of course my paladin wanted to show them mercy. Now, the cavalier's player was kind'a new to playing good, so he latched onto my idea of "keep the bad guys alive" and was pretty fervent about this.

The roguish fighter was pragmatic, as I noted. He observed that we really couldn't go lugging these captured kobolds around. He actually had some good logic, too: first, dragging them around would slow us down, and we had a town to save; second, they'd try to escape; third, if they escaped they'd go get more kobolds; fourth, they would do their darnedest to make our lives miserable; and fifth, he was being in-character and his character didn't feel like kobolds were people. So, he wanted to kill 'em.

Remember how I said the cavalier was pretty zealous about this "don't kill the kobolds" thing? Well, as the fighter and cavalier were arguing about what to do, the fighter demonstrably just cut off the head of a kobold to stop the argument and get us moving. So, the cavalier charged him.

Now, cavaliers have this thing called a "horse." When you charge on a horse with a lance, you deal double damage. Because the fighter wasn't expecting this, the cavalier got a free round against him (according to the GM's ruling) and just rode the fighter down. BAM. Knocked him out in one hit. Then he was going to kill him...

The GM should never have let this scene get to this point, note.

So, me being the gentle paladin I was, I tried to shoot his hand so he'd drop his weapon and not kill the fighter. I didn't want to kill anyone - I just wanted to stop him from performing a coup de grace on the fighter. But, see, I'm a little famous for having really good rolls. I got a 20. I rolled damage with my pistol. I got max.

Did I mention we were level 1, our Oracle had used up all her spells, I didn't have Lay on Hands yet, and neither of us had ranks in Heal?

Needless to say, the cavalier and fighter both bled to death.

P.S.: Holy Gun is a trash archetype. Mysterious Stranger 1 / base paladin onwards is waaaaay better.
In Well I'm dead 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@Taaj
Yup, I survived.

It's funny though, half the school was on the second floor, and they're insisting that nobody was ever put there. It'll be fun to hear all the complaints.


Dude. Let me be 100% serious: report that shit.

Back when I was in grade school / Jr. High, there was tons of shit that went down at the schools I went to that nobody actually reported. Kids having their government-issued lunches taken away from them because they talked in the cafeteria line? Check. Kids being given detention for buying meals for other kids? Check. Safety hazards ignored? Check. Hell, someone I knew was in a high school class where grades were literally being bought! Your letter grade for the biggest class project was determined by how many year books you bought! And the worst part is a lot of this stuff just HAPPENED, and nothing was done about it until folks I knew were encouraged to complain.

If they put kids on a fucking glass floor during a tornado, you need to tell every-fucking-one you know about it. I'm sure you already are - you're talking about it here, after all - but I mean you need to get word to the school board, because that's some highly stupid, highly unsafe, potentially lethal shit.

Forgive my potty mouth. I'm angry now.
So cause I'm dumb. What's PK and TPK?

It might help if you actually inform people what they are before you abbreviate the words.


A PK is a Party Kill or Player Kill where you kill someone on your own team. It's a term typically used in tabletop RPGs.

A TPK is when the whole darned party dies.

In this context, folks are being asked to talk about any times where they've wiped out a party member or the whole party, presumably by accident. You can also, in this context, be talking about forum RPs, not tabletop games, but I reckon both are good topics for discussion.

All I'll say about me PKing people is this: the next time you think a party member is being murdered in a bathroom by the bad guys, don't NOT look in there because someone makes a fart joke.
Player: What are we fighting again?
DM: Beholder.
Player: Who is she?
DM: What?
Player: You just said it.
DM: I said you're fighting a beholder.
Player: What?


Tabletop gaming gets fun in Texas.
just do whatever you do.


DO YOU WANT KIDS?

THIS IS HOW YOU GET KIDS.
No problem. Just wanted to see what was up.

Assuming I still have time in a month, I'll happily jump in.
In Deleted 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Looking forward to the archranger's post, DC's post, and gettin' the ball rollin' again. Also very interested in writing the interaction between Arsenikos and Safiyyah.

(Speaking of which, I apparently wrote her name as "Safiyya" a lot by accident. I need to change that.)

Here's to hoping the recruitment drive goes well.
Okay. So, I've been playing tabletop RPGs since I was 5 or 6 years old, but I never was one to make 3edgy5you characters.

...I made the 3silly5you characters.

When I first started RPing on the WoW forums at 12 years old or so, my character (which I used EVERYWHERE) was some dumb troll engineer whose grand entrance into the world of roleplaying was as follows: he crashed in Northrend and started making mechanical squirrels out of zombie flesh and wire. Then he threw the mechanical squirrel army at bad guys.

Yep.

...Oh. And he was in love with a gnome. And then he was in love with a night elf. And then he kind'a just disappeared because I realized that was a horrible character.

Ironically, I then made an even worse character.
Still planning on posting tonight as I said in my last post. Worst comes to worst, I end up posting tomorrow after my mid-term exams.
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