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OKAY. MIDTERMS ARE DONE. I RETURN.

I RETURN WITH THE SHIFT KEY HOLD DOWN VIGOROUSLY.

BEHOLD!

...

In all seriousness, yeah: midterms are over, spring break is here, and God am I glad to be able to say that. I've got the whole week with no class. Expect me to be nosing around the thread more.

I'ma get a post up some time tomorrow morning. I'm working on a post for an NRP right now. Consider me back for business.

Speaking of boob-shots, I also suppose Maxwell's attention may be focused uhhh...elsewhere


Naw. I actually considered making Maxwell gay when I first made him, but instead I made him a somewhat religious old school kind of older guy who just wishes he still had his family. Y'know, too busy brooding to actually think about bewbs. He's a friggin' nerd, right?
GREAT SCOT...LAND YARD!
There we go. Posted. I'm looking to do a collaborative post with either @Carantathraiel or @HangYourSecrets concerning delivering a message to the captain, though Cormac would "settle" for having someone else deliver his message. He's just, y'know... He's Cormac.
Cormac sat on deck with a mug of ale pressed against his lips and stared up at the mast for not the first time.

It was a shoddy piece of work to say the least, and Cormac found himself regretting more each passing day that he hadn't voiced his opinion that the land route was the better route. He understood the want to avoid combat, but a blind girl, a man with a wooden leg, two mules and a horse made poor seamen, so he thought. The others certainly had no experience sailing. Cormac wondered how many nautical terms the band knew together. But the choice was made, and it was his own damned fault for letting the youths make their choice...

With a grunt, the old veteran took another swig from his mug. The corners of his mouth twitched downward in notches until they formed a grimace. Cormac growled.

"Oi, Porky!" he called over to one of the sailors. The man he picked out was a fat fellow, and Cormac had coined the nickname over a game of cards. "What's the captain doing at this hour, eh?"

"He's keeping the blind wench company, he is," answered the sailor with a chuckle. "Suppose his druthers is to make a pass at a girl what's half-dead than to sweat with the rest of us."

Cormac guffawed, then pushed himself on up to his feet. "Right," he grunted. "I've a piss to take. Let me know when the games are started again, will ya?"

"So you can beat me again?" Porky grumbled. "Fat chance of that, ya lame duck."

"The only thing what's fat here is you, baconbuttocks." And with that, Cormac hobbled on over to the a distant corner of the ship, straightened himself up, and emptied his bladder into the ocean.

The situation seemed simple enough, so Cormac felt. The mast needed repair or a replacement. It seemed to be made from multiple smaller poles, so it was possible that the ship had a spare mast somewhere... but then again, the captain had the air of a skinflint, so the damned miser might have opted to risk his crew and his ship in return for a little extra room for valuable cargo.

Cormac thought about how he'd approach the captain. Punching him was out of the question. Threatening him was, too. That meant sweet-talking him or being blunt and up-front about the problem, and Cormac knew very well that the captain had little love for him. Normally, Cormac wouldn't care, but when it came to convincing him to fix a mast before it came crashing down onto the crew during a storm...

Cormac heaved out a sigh as he pulled his pants back up past his unmentionables. "Need me a mouthpiece," he grumbled. That was it: he needed someone who didn't make paint peel by walking into a room to do the talking. He needed someone like... Well, any of his adventuring partners would suffice, but the two that seemed most likely to be able to convince the captain were Amos and Eve.

Heinz was a good lad, that much was certain: quiet, honest-seeming, and fairly direct. However, he was young and relatively inexperienced, so Cormac concluded; he'd not win the captain's favor easily. Rhys... Now, that was an odd boy, and he gave Cormac a funny vibe. The squeaky-voiced kid was probably sixteen or seventeen, and he struck Cormac as a bit too soft. He wouldn't work.

But Amos was an older man, and a learned one at that. Words from him would probably seem wiser than most. And the wealthy woman... well, the Captain clearly favored her enough to take her into his cabin. Presumably that meant he favored her.

So, after some deliberation, Cormac hobbled on back to the group's sleeping quarters and fished out some paper and a bit of charcoal to draw with. He made a quick picture of the adjustments he had in mind for the mast, though he couldn't write any words what with being illiterate and all. All that was left was to find his mouthpiece.
Hmmmm, this is slowing a little now aint it? Do I need to start dishing out some Nationiagra?

Those who still have to post, will have until tomorrow 16:30 GMT 0 or face elimination.


I can get a post up some time tonight. I'm working on a post for another thread right now, but this is the next one I'm hitting.

No opinion on the combination of centuries.
WHEW. Okay. I'm here. I've got a post partly written that I can edit due to the new circumstances / moving plot. Edit and complete, that is.

Am I still allowed to post? I apologize for disappearing like that. Life got in the way of me actually having fun, and I had to do a writeup for a roleplay of my own.

EDIT: Also, I caught myself up by reading the IC posts.

EDIT 2: And on that note, do I need to PM you, @DeltaV, about talking to the captain? Or do I just approach the Captain and discuss the matter in a post?

And by the way, this is my spring break and my midterms are all behind me, so expect me to be shoving my nose into this thread pretty frequently, folks.
I feel Eliz is going to get us all in trouble ;-;


YUP.


Otherwise she has a house in the village that belonged to her father. She doesn't go in it very often and it serves as a dormitory for the dozen thralls she has enslaved in her constant raiding. The males are generally out doing some task while the rest of the family is kept inside the village to work as well, but to make sure that the men will always come back. She also has quite a few livestock at her name, again, her share of pillage from other clans. She mostly employs thralls to take care of them but also needs to employ a few kerns since her herd is becoming larger each year, her greed making her prefer to amass wealth and resources rather than using them.


Yeah, that's fine. Also, make sure to edit "nosea" in the previous paragraph to "nausea."
@Wernher

You've made sufficient changes and we've briefly discussed your sheet. Accepted! Head over to the characters tab.

@Lauder

You were accepted in the previous thread, so you're accepted here. Feel free to post Serheim in the Characters tab.
@Lexicon I still have no complaints with your sheet. I was curious who your character was going to worship.
@Wernher Hmm. I'll bring up a few of my thoughts here.

1. Well, you need to select a new patron deity. That's a new section of the character sheet that's been added since this thread started.

2. One thing I'll need you to do is send me a private message concerning what went down in the woods. I won't share this information with anyone. I'll explain why after you've sent me the PM.

3. The first picture is fine, but the second picture you've given for her appearance has an aesthetic that doesn't suit this roleplay. You can describe her as having masks she wears to hide those scars, or as wearing <insert clothes befiting an iron age society here>, but realize this is a very different world from most modern fantasy.

4. Finally, just remember that she does need to sincerely want to help her clan grow, and not just out of personal interest. As I said before: "Self-absorbed Chaotic Evil greedy bastards who only care about themselves don't join the Council." Evil is fine, note. Just make sure your character DOES want to help her clan.

So, yeah. Check 1, 3, and 4, and send me a PM with the details of 2. Once changes have been made and the PM sent, we'll discuss whether or not you're accepted or denied.

Also remember that being Abrasive, Proud, and Reckless is a potentially REALLY dangerous combination. I may end up having events happen due to your character's behavior alone. That's the sort of combination of traits that can start feuds.
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