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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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Ah, military intelligence. Almost no one questions what you do. They all think we're doing important stuff 24/7. XD

Are you trying to suggest that Patch's 96-hour Solitaire marathon, which he completed while working for SIS, wasn't important? He came very close to achieving a new World Record, and would've done too if the air supply in the one-man sub hadn't run out.
@Fallenreaper

I'm working from home at the moment and while popping onto a forum is a pleasing distraction IRC would be a little too distracting. :)
Just something I added in to give an idea of the style of combat Bumblebee likes to use. :)

It's deliberately 'vehicle of choice' since it wouldn't necessarily be the vehicle she gets to pilot, but it would be the one she'd go for if it was available as an option for her.
And that doesn't even cover things like ideology, religion and political history which helps keep us humans at each other's throats.
I'd be happy for you to go straight ahead. There's a window for a short scene between Patch and Owl while Jack composes himself and Archangel checks the records.

Since the others are all on a separate mission there's no need for us to wait to hear from @Dragonite777 unless he wants to drop in with some GM material to mess us up with. :)
@Genni Just a plot device for now, but I may bring her back later on if I can work out a way to prevent her trying to hump Geoff's staff on a barstool. XD
@HolyHell

As the little imp scurried towards the door Geoff dropped his hand down on the creature's head, spinning Murmur's whole body round with a flick of his wrist. Gazing angrily into the unruly customer's eyes the half-troll could still see the smoke curdling inside them, a sure sign that the beast hadn't overcome the influence of the pixie blood yet. Normally he'd offer a free shot of fresh unicorn milk to help relieve the symptoms of the pixie blood poisoning, but with the mood he was in Geoff just lifted his hand away from the imp's head and gave him a shove towards the door with his boot.

In his state the imp couldn't have lit a match, let alone starting the blaze the barman had just had to deal with. Turning his attention towards the rest of the crowd Geoff let his eyes wander over them all one-by-one. The culprit had yet to come forward, and if they hadn't surrendered themselves right away it was most likely they wouldn't do so now.

With an angry snort of resignation Geoff stomped back over to the bar, slipping back to his regular spot behind the pumps and lay his stave down on the bar top with an ominous thump. For several seconds he didn't move a muscle, simply waiting for his rage to settle before finally looking up at his gathered customers. "Right, who's thirsty?" He asked in his usual friendly tone.
Edit: Marga would be happy to shoot Mez to see if he's still alive, if you like?

You might want to have a word with @Kalas about that, he was talking about getting busy partying and jetsetting for the next couple of months and I don't think Marga was invited along. :)
@RomanAria That's okay, only needed to make a couple of small changes to my post to make it work. :)
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