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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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@Avanhelsing I'll post later. Sort of busy atm.

No hurry, I think the adventure's settling into a nice relaxed pace at the moment. Just need Condor to suggest to Birdseed that they practice their lesbian foreplay techniques a little before entering the shop. XD

@Genni Not really, but it seemed more interesting than writing that Archangel was watching reruns of Naruto and eating a Pot Noodle.

So we're not going to get the opportunity to hijack a T-Rex to invade France with then? *pout*
@Tenish the Mighty New post. Nudity and computational forensics now included.

Where's an internal security camera feed when you need it? :P

...she started to dissect the backlog of system behavior in the terminal, trying to parse what had been done to it preceding the teams arrival.

As the nanotech went to work the consoles began to stutter with life, drawing power from Hundred's systems while still cut off from the central core by some mechanical means further into the ship than the Gygan would be able to reach from this lower deck without extending all of her Dust into infiltrating the maze of wires and network connections, or lack thereof, between there and the control room she was physically inhabiting.

A surge of data flowed from the local back-up memory drive, files and reports covering over two years of continuous operation, most of which seemed trivially mundane and repetitive. An odd report or mislabelled link flagged up on Hundred's display every few seconds, only to be whisked away just as quickly as her search algorithms identified them as on-going activities or explainable damage suffered as part of the ship's journey.

As the algorithms closed in on the last days before the ship had fallen silent more and more of these seemingly trivial repair reports began to pile up and the algorithms began to compile a list. At first the faults seemed random; the temperature in a crewman's quarters turning freezing while he slept causing hypothermia, grav plating cutting out in the middle of a cargo transfer leading to the lose of some non-vital supplies, food replicators defaulting to producing only chilled tomato soup and other such minor mishaps.

Scanning back through the records the algorithms found the earliest of these anomalous events had occurred not long after a shuttle whose previous destination and departure details had been erased from the system had docked with the Lone Star. Immediately the algorithms centred on the event, interrogating the system for any information on the shuttle that was available, but apart from the basic registration and identification details of the craft itself all other requests for data were pinged to the central computer, which at present was showing as disconnected from access.

Flagging the shuttle for future analysis the algorithms moved on, once again scanning the data files for anything of note until reaching the final recorded entries. A video file crackled into life on one of the damaged screen, the sound muted and illegible, showing a group of crewmembers rushing into the control room while bursts of light, possibly gunshots or explosions, flashed in the doorway behind them.

The group were all armed apart from one woman hiding in the middle of them as if being escorted or guarded. In her arms was what appeared to be a large box of some kind which she hugged to her chest tightly while the rest of the party spread out around the room. One of the men, a larger man with subtly different armour from the others, an officer perhaps, moved to access the control panel. After several seconds he began hitting the console with the butt of his rifle before turning the weapon round and firing several shots into the terminal. The woman with the box stepped forwards, apparently angered by the man's actions before her attention was called back out into the corridor. A moment later the party swarmed back out of the room as quickly as they'd entered, heading off elsewhere.

Further systems logs recorded the departure of a shuttle a few minutes later, the same one which seemed to have caused all the troubles on-board the ship, but no information was available as to who was piloting the small craft, or what its cargo could've been.
In The Fog 11 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@SimplyJohn Yup I was typing up a post on my iPod at work but then my iPod crashed so I'll just work on it when I get home from work.

I gave up on trying to use my iPad to post, too used to typing on a physical keyboard rather than a touchscreen. :)
Don't worry I'll get him back here though.

If he has gone for good a friend of mine might be available to fill the empty slot on the team, and get another girl around the place for Saf to chat with. :D
@Cuccoruler "You know they say Gorons and trolls are related you think there is any truth to that brother?"

@Genni "That smells divine, Would you mind mixing one up for me as well?"

Geoff thought for a moment as he reached for another of the heavy glass mugs, his eyes still fixed on Domaku's faced and in no way tempted to glance over at the sparkling girl's obvious display for attention. In no way tempted. Not in the slightest. And once he'd finished staring at the gorgeously curved mounds flowing out from the top of Astrape's dress he pulled his gaze back to Domaku.

"I've given the matter some thought in the past," He said, his voice grumbling sagely, and in no way trying to sound manly and butch just for the benefit of some silly little girl. "And a few years ago I had the opportunity to compare the brains of both Gorons and trolls. It turns out that they're in no way alike at all." As he spoke Geoff spun the warded bottle of acid between his fingers in a display of outstanding skill and dexterity. Or at least that's what he'd planned to do.

Losing his grip on the bottle Geoff's gaze quickly pulled away from Astrape's chest once more, this time watching as the container clattered against the bartop, spraying acid up into his face. For several moments he simply stood there, the corrosive liquid sizzling against his tough skin as it slowly dripped down onto his shirt before finally reaching up with a dishrag and wiping the acid away. Luckily his troll-like nature protected him from any permanent harm, but the same couldn't be said for the rag, or for his shirt.

"As you can see..." He said, waving his hand down to indicate the mess the acid was making of his clothing, trying to pretend the spill had been a deliberate part of his conversation, "A Goron wouldn't have felt something like that either, but inside a trollkin's brain is made of solid silicon, while a Goron's also contains stratas of carborundum, making them much tastier when served with hot sauce. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I need to change my shirt."
Harry: "Yeah, yeah. I know what you're going to say, but it was this or the Pot Noodle and I had to draw the line somewhere."
@Ellri I'm a freelance writer who works from home, which means I'm at it seven days a week. I can choose to take a day off, but since that means also choosing not to eat I tend not to do it very often.
@Light

@MercuryHg34 hasn't been online for a week. Is it possible he found a girlfriend and decided he had better things to do with his time, a can of whipped cream and a pair of fuzzy handcuffs?
@Ellri Sure...

As for why the Grand Master would be summoning him...
"...If the Padawan passed each of the Trials, they would ascend to a private meditation chamber high in the Tranquillity Spire. Following a night of meditation and reflection, the Padawan was summoned to the Hall of Knighthood where the Grand Master of the Order would raise them to the rank of Knight and sever the Padawan braid."
The Jedi Path: A Manual for Students of the Force, September 28, 2010

That's from the The Jedi Path: A Manual for Students of the Force, published September 28, 2010 (ISBN 1603800964.)

The book is presented as the reference Luke used when forming the New Jedi Order, and has 'handwritten' notes from Yoda, Count Dooku, Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano, implying that it was the handbook they were issued as part of their training at the Temple.

Although the book was created in collaboration with Lucasfilm it hasn't been officially endorsed (or dismissed) since Disney took over the property, and so its validity is currently in doubt (as with so much of the rest of the lore.)
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