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    1. SimplyJohn 11 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current When the world gets you down, and you think no one cares, try to picture something soft and cuddly.And then imagine it being run over by a forklift truck.
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11 yrs ago
#We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of OZ... Sing along now!
11 yrs ago
And remember, Respect is everything!
11 yrs ago
"There's no point in being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Fourth Doctor, 'Robot, Part Four
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11 yrs ago
I think I just pushed the wrong button on my iPad and nuked France. Hope no-one noticed.
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A player of games and a liver of lives, sometimes with onions and gravy.

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I've got Bruiser clear of everything., just waiting on @Shadowcatcher, but I think the plan is to leave things until next week when everything calms down a bit.
Also why is @FallenReaper online and not in the IRC?

She's got Cooties. We had to quarantine her.

Galaxy map

Is it supposed to be a joke that the galaxy map looks far, far away? :P

This link might work better: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130325041255/starwars/images/1/10/MainGalaxy.png
Although I prefered the Brotherhood version of FMA (the one more accurate to the books) I did like Lust's story better in the first anime.

GitS is what got me into anime in the first place, it was my first film and then led me onto the TV series.
When you go running all over the place raping every woman you meet you tend to leave a lot of children. Apparently they're still trying to track down all the fathers for the overdue child support payments, unfortunately for Geoff they already caught him, which is how he ended up working in this crummy little tavern.
@Pripovednik

Probably. Traditionally my family have more girls than boys and were very widely married. We're related to half of Europe and parts of the Americas.
Though he could be like Geralt of Rivia and have a sword for monsters and humans. XD

Or he could be like Roronoa Zoro and have three!
I'm playing it that the Architect is still alive, in which case he's gathering the darkspawn under Amaranthine and 'educating' them in how to behave in civilised company. The only ones we'd be likely to encounter may be a few stragglers, nothing the party shouldn't be able to deal with.

Unless I'm lying and deliberately trying to get the party to run straight into an Archdemon.
"Though how much I despise the underground the Deep Roads is a good choice. Wouldn't it be a short travel time if we took the Deep Roads?"

"It would take nine weeks of walking to get us to Starkhaven from here. The Deep Roads would take only three, although we'd still have to come out onto the surface to get around the blockage the Wardens set up over that old thaig they made off-limits." Martin replied, not even bothering to look up as he puffed on his pipe.
It'll be more a case of being able to find trainers willing to teach new skills for a price, or manuals with information on new potions and traps for Henrietta, and other similar gear, rather than upgrading equipment.

Having said that, the mercs should be aware that certain rare metals could give an advantage in a fight, such as silverite being poison to darkspawn, dragon leather being fire resistant and so on. Such things may have an impact on the roleplay if a character managed to get himself (or herself) enough dragon leather to get a whole suit made so they could walk through flames unharmed.

Should take a fully grown high dragon to get enough material for a male character, and a baby dragonling for a female one. :P

Wouldn't Cassius like a sabre which would burn darkspawn on contact?
Listening to them talk Martin plucked his pipe from his mouth and bent forwards with a moan. His age was getting to him and all this resting and shifting around was making his bones ache. "Remember boys, it's just as dangerous on the surface with the bandits, wild beasts and pox-filled whores as it is down in those tunnels. At least down there you know you're sticking your knackers in a blender, rather than only finding out when the pus starts to seep."

As he spoke he shifted in his seat slightly, his hand tugging at his codpiece as the unpleasant memory of a dwarven nurse looking up at him with amusement in her eyes as she applied the hot coals to places hot coals should never be applied.

"As for others from the Inquisition, most are back in Orlais and Ferelden right now. I wouldn't be relying too much on their help unless we send riders out to fetch them."
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