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9 yrs ago
Current Been practicing drawing for a few months now. Biggest tip I can give so far is copy, copy, copy. It really helps you learn the basics in a very hands on way,
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9 yrs ago
Finally caught up on Rick and Morty. Pretty good shit. It's not every day a cartoon reminds me of my existential crisis.
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9 yrs ago
The Boarder Patrol in Vermont has more important matters than illegal Mexicans. They have to stop the White Walkers.
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9 yrs ago
Unborn babies are essentially mech pilots, right?
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9 yrs ago
You know what's worse then radio Country Music? Country Music Radio hosts.

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@boomlover

Yeah, its pretty awesome. Shame its got such a inconsistent/slow release rate, but whatever, I ain't complainin!
DAMN STRAIGHT! I was just waiting for something like this to pop up again! Character on the way.
Here!
Sure buddy, I would guess similar results when both energy and kinetic weapon fire get's poured onto him. Immortal godlike being or not, that's a whole lotta highly advance space dakka to deal with!
"........ knew I shouldn't have eaten that rat....7 legs is just one too many...." *goes back to sleep*
SMSgt. Helena "Hellcat" Vortzeria


“Unfortunately dear, you just missed her, she went to her bunker for some rest and I also was about to do the same.” the man said, with a seemingly friendly tone. Helena huffed in frustration. She'd hope to size up her new squad leader, but alas she was supposedly... tired. "Actually... what the hell.... 'she'? I was under the impression the leader was a dude... Well, it is Fuso, so who the hell knows what those crazy guys are up too...." Helena thought as she sized up her squadmate. He seemed decent enough, but Helena never trusted a smile from a Terran. Not after Operation Glorious Decent when she got the chillingly same friendly smile from a Terran officer that assured her they would be backed up by Terra's finest. As it turned out, "backing up" turned into, "You're our meat shield".

“Yeah, it's quite an atrocious sight isn't it, my name's Donovan, by the way. Yours?” he said, regarding the scene before them. Helena's helmet retracted, revealing her icy blue gaze, staring straight through the soldier of Terra before her. Sighing, she got out a pack of cigarettes and flicked one out, placing it in her mouth, before turning away from Donovan to look out over the massacre again.

"'Atrocious' wouldn't be the word I'd used to describe this, Pretty Boy, and I would start getting used to scenes like this." She paused and lit the cigarette, taking a puff before continuing. "Seems like our new enemy is using nothing but ancient weapons and strange powers to face us. Crazy bastards probably can't even comprehend the hell they've just released upon themselves." she paused, inhaling the relaxing smoke, blowing through her nose. "I'm Senior Master Sergeant Vortzeria, or just Sergeant Vortzeria if ya want. Of the 909th originally. You?" She asked, not particularly interested, but it seemed Helena had nothing better to do. On the inside, she couldn't help but smile a bit. "Well, besides the now present stench, I'd say this is starting to feel more like leave than a deployment. I actually have nothing better to do.... Huh..." she thought to herself, feeling for the first time in awhile, a little hopeful.

@SleepingSilence
Welp... Finally freakin posted! Your move, Pretty Boy. XD

SMSgt. Helena "Hellcat" Vortzeria


A small convoy of LCTs rolled into the base nearly right after the preliminary battle had launched. They all came to a stop just near the frontlines, deploying three squads of Avalian Airborne Assault troops. This group in particular was but a small chunk of the 909th Airborne Assault Group, sent to the strange new world officially as part of Avalia's contribution, but mostly as a vacation of sorts. The 909th was a harden group of insurgent hunters, and after a string of uprisings, they needed a break, and this was their perfect opportunity. However, these soldiers, now surrounded by smoldering, shallow craters and magical ice spikes sticking up from the ground, began to have second thoughts about this deployment.

However, Sgt. Helena "Hellcat" Vortzeria wasn't bothered by the scene. Regardless of this battle, the situation was already infinity better than what she was used to. "For one, I'm not in the middle of enemy territory, surrounded." Helena thought as she waved goodbye to her comrades and went off to find her new patchwork squad. "Yeah, this should be fine. Fighting mages and knights will be hell of a lot better than some crazed cultist or angry farmer with a rocket launcher. Well.... that giant dead troll over there does challenge that thought, but ahhh fuck it, I'll cross that bridge when I get there." Helena thought as she walked around the lines, trying to find her squad. After awhile, Helena decided just to simply ask a nearby soldier. Spotting a Corporal she yelled to him as she approached.

"Hey, Pretty Boy! You know where the hell Captain Saiyako's squad is? Can't seem to find anyone amongst this mob." As she got closer, Helena was able to see the open fields before the lines. Thousands, if not tens of thousands of bodies, horses, swords, and monsters alike lay dead or dying in the field. She couldn't help but whistle at the sight. "Fuck me.... I guess this was a god damn slaughter, wasn't it?" she commented aloud.

@SleepingSilence
Alright, so any suggestions on how Helena is gonna show up? Shall she be part of the original bunk buddies or was a little late to the party to begin with?



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