Sloth

I'm so sorry

Make a game, Mahz

He already had his avatar giveaway. I think he's filled his quota of generosity to the spam community.

In case you were curious about your penis size

buzzfeed said HOLY COW. Your penis is gigantic. GIGANTIC. Your penis is literally the biggest thing within the tri-city area. Your penis is bigger than a small elephant. It is bigger than, like, a tree. A big ol’ tree. Lots of branches on your penis. You must wake up every morning and thank the good lord above. You are truly blessed. Congrats.

Awh yis. That is in no way an automated answer regardless of how you answered the questions in any way.

Congratulations, me.

Japan fucking did it.

Jorick said
I wonder how long it'll take for them to make a female-friendly version of this.

Kill Bones said
It's japan, so that's never happening

I'm sure if you fiddled around with the controls for a little bit it's at least usable for the lesbian market?

Japan fucking did it.

Rainaa said
Men will attempt to become hermaphrodites for reproduction

Vast majority of the newly hermaphroditic human race abort children rather than deal with the responsibility of child care.

Humans quickly become an endangered species.

Japan fucking did it.

TP said
Eternal life lesson vs. Sex with a robot.

Her has taught me to always pick the robot.

Japan fucking did it.

Imagine if after the first few minutes of sex it turns into a life simulator with your new animu girlfriend and children.

They'd never see it coming.

What are you listening to, Spam?

Jorick said
Yeah, but that thread is old. Fuck bumping, the way of the Spam is to make a new thread.

In that case...

idlehands said
Not the same thing, Koala.

Forgive me, I'm still new here.

What are you listening to, Spam?

I could've sworn....

Ultimate One Universe: Marvel/DC RPG

Byrd Man said
Lurk around a few Batman message boards and you'll be surprised at what you find. That and the ongoing prep-time batgod debates..

Know what'd be a fun thing to see?

Loki vs Batman in a prep-time showdown, lolz.