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    1. Sombrero 11 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
Dammit, smell! Why do you always lie about the taste of things!? Bread is never as good as you say it is! And vanilla extract tastes like petrified ass! PETRIFIED ASS!
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10 yrs ago
Using a phone on RPG. PROS: You can zoom in! CONS: fucking everything else!
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10 yrs ago
Glorious Math Teacher: "You know protractors, right? The rules we have for protractors are simple: Freshmen use these, don't put them in your mouth."
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11 yrs ago
Punching out Nazis and wrestling a yeti, sitting at home with some festive Spaghetti, rigging my boots up with high-power springs... These are a few of my favorite things!
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11 yrs ago
Still trying to figure out whether the Crusades qualify as actual wars, or a steaming hot mess of clusterfarkery best accompanied by the Benny Hill theme...
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I'm here, and I'm stuck in the middle with you.

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The history of the vague foundation left behind by what must have been an enormous building in the 1920s is as unreliable as the memories of the people who visitted when it was still up. There was no documentation, no records, no artifacts left behind but lines and lines of building-shaped bricks and crumbling, sinking walls with a courtyard roughly in the middle of it, and a large dead tree in the middle of that.

Once upon a time, it was a place of glorious music, cheerful secrets, and romance aplenty. Nowadays, its music is the screech of rusty chandeliers and the pained groans of an old building in the wind. Its cheerful secrets are the stashes of junkies and the unlicensed fishermen that sneak onto the beaches at night. Now, the closest thing it gets to romance are on the dreary, rainy spring days when crows fight for boning rights behind the remains of its walls.

Or at least that's what the locals would tell you. It seems everyone in town is completely unaware of the fact that someone's been restoring it, and that a big, beautiful resort (although still quite old-looking and incomplete in the strangest of places) has been practically glowing along the beach for a few days now.

Welcome to the chilly, perpetually foggy realm of New England, the place where people with personal problems go to fight the unceasingly strange forces of ambiguous morality. Especially if fetus monsters get involved at some point. You've arrived here after receiving a rather fancy invitation announcing the grand re-opening of the Golden Tree Hotel, giving you the address and telling you to drop by sometime next week when the ribbon is cut. Perhaps you should go? Who knows what can happen on a vacation to the coast? Goodness knows that nothing bad could possibly happen...






Moses didn't break his gaze. While initially shocked at the size of the fellow in front of him, he knew that if worst came to worst, this would be a battle of guns... And as a smaller man, he had the upper hand. But he wasn't stupid, and he well knew he was hanging on the last straw here. He would waste no more time. He decided, as the man was angry, and Southern, to leave out his war history with a background that might just as easily have explained his scars... He didn't have to know that he hadn't been in the organization for very long...

"Name's Moses Jones. Pinkerton Agent, humbly at yer serv'ce."

He remained still, in his composed military stance, his eyes locked on Hugo's. He messed up, and bad. He'd have to schmooze his way out of this little corner if he planned on working under this man's supervision with any hopes of freedom or efficiency...

"I'm sorry if what I said soun'ned disserspec'ful, sir," He added coolly and matter-of-factly, "I menna say it looks yer doin' a good job."
@Sombrero Who said, "retired"?

I call it temporary leave.


Leave? You can't leave war! Killing someone is just like getting hellaciously drunk at a frat party, sleeping with 30 people when your (soon to be) ex walks in, and waking up in the back of a rainbow-colored Rolls Royce with some sports mascots: It never leaves you, you get nightmares about it, you could brag about it under the right circumstances, and some people just can't stop doing it. The only way to leave war is to find a way to live it down or cope with it, and, quite honestly, I don't know which one is more difficult to live with...
Half-trained ranchers, Cowboys, and retired veterans? Lucky how Moses was all three of those things. ^_^
Moses opened the door, sunlight and sand meandering in behind him where it could. He walked with a different, less thuggish posture than usual, standing as tall as he could. It wasn't much, especially not compared to the veritable giant in front of him, but it was still a proud stance indicative of a man with business in mind.

With an attempt at the official pomp and circumstance of a prestigious agent, he took off his hat, but it was obvious by its suddenness (as if he had just remembered) and the awkward greeting smile that followed (When his sun-worn wrinkles would have you know he's probably never smiled in his life) that he's probably never seen either of those two things in the same place at once.

"G'Afternoon." Moses said simply, his voice rolling out of his mouth like a lion's roar with a throat full of pit gravel.

He paused for a second, considering his words, and through accident, misaimed frustration, or dumb luck, settled on the worst possible set of them.

"Y'say yer a busy man, so I assume your'n charge of the law 'rounn'ere?"
I don't know if there is a sheriff. @Jbcool The town is about 1,000 people or so and the Army has a unit there for peace keeping in the area, it'd be up to you whether the town would have a sheriff or not. Remember it's still in the Reconstruction period, and most of the South is under marital law still. I'm not 100 % sure if that meant there wasn't any sheriffs or not, but something worth thinking about. http://www.army.mil/article/153230/150_years_ago__Army_takes_on_peacekeeping_duties_in_post_Civil_War_South/


I'm not sure Moses knows that. He's spent his cowboying days in a town in the far west with mostly union influences, where law was upheld by police. He also isn't very up to date on the war or the news of the world, and while he knows the Union won, he doesn't know how (or if) the South is being held down by lawmen, which is why he came. He's assuming justice is run traditionally, and as a Pinkerton agent, is expected to work with the local law enforcement regardless. Heading to the Jailhouse and asking to see who's in charge is a must for someone of his personal code regardless of whether the lawman turns out to be a Sheriff, a Colonel, or a Shogun... (My god... I'm now envisioning Caine from Kung Fu as a Pinkerton Agent...)
Oh snap. I thought everybody had disappeared.

Well, since not, I'd say crusty ole Olaek would be more than happy to bet everything Semkys has on a pair of threes. Are we talking like a random pickup game or some sketchy closed door invite only kind of deal?


The Badger wants beer money and I imagine wouldn't particularly care who joins... Unless he has reason to suspect that they're as good a cheater as he is. (or better)
Sorry about that. I could provide you with excuses, but what matters is that I haven't posted, and that's a problem. I have posted now though, possibly outside the bounds of all but the most technical definitions of "the end of tomorrow".
(Within 4 hours of 24 counts as before the end of tomorrow, right?)

It was a long ride to Laredo, but pleasant. Just windy enough to keep the sun from boiling Moses and his fellow travelers. But he probably wouldn't have boiled anyway. Maybe burst into flames. He was far too dry and dusty a man to boil alive. And perhaps his fellows would have burst into flames as well. Had it not been for a barrel of cider in the back,there would have been nothing to drink. aside from riverwater, but Moses insisted that nobody even touch that substance when he was around.

Many quiet days and cold nights passed, conversation swooped by very briefly and very rarely, like a small bird. Moses found himself enjoying the solitude, but the other travelers grew restless. Cards were played, some was won and lost, and over the course of events for that week, it would be safe to assume that positively nothing of any conceivable import transpired. And that was exactly how Moses liked to travel.

When he had finally made it to Laredo one evening, he made his place at the local Inn, renting a room and putting locking up his secondary cavalry guns. In the morning, he need simply get up and follow procedure. Discreetly let the local sheriff know about his position as a Pinkerton agent, maybe have a few drinks, and wait until his help was needed... But that was not at all what happened. The morning was well gone by the time Moses awoke, and when that happened, he awoke not to the crow of the rooster but the cries of a young boy, the swoons of women, and the awkward reactionary mumblings of the general populace.

Naturally, he had to respond as quickly as possible. He got dressed in a hurry, didn't have time for his waistcoat, a fine shirt and some suspenders would have to be enough. He put on his hat, his boots, his belt, holstered his gun and ran outside to see a little blonde boy crying out for help in the street. He had two choices: Take the law into his own hands by helping this boy without documentation or authorization by the police force, or tell the police his business in Laredo wait for the dust to clear. Moses had seen people take the law into their own hands before, and he believed, to some degree, that the more intelligent people who held the law in their proverbial hands, the less likely the law is to die a horrible death of corruption.

Moses turned to the jailhouse, intent on finding the sheriff; the boy would have to wait. There was due process in the matters of Justice.
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