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9 yrs ago
Current Szechuan McNugget sauce. I want to try it.
9 yrs ago
Fly home buddy. I work alone.
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9 yrs ago
If 93% of conversation is nonverbal, why don't more people shut up?
10 yrs ago
Legend says, if you hold your ear to a conch shell, you'll hear a conch shell.
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10 yrs ago
Obligatory Message: Happy Holidays!!!!
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I guess the gas station is closed. Indefinitely.
<Snipped quote by Phobos>

Let's all have a moment of silence for our beloved Trach-the-alien


Honestly more sad about the death of the elevator.
Hrrm I'm debating whether I should make a post. Besides the death of the alien (I know, such a little event) Violet Reaper and Pumpkin Witch really have nothing to react to. Despite what people say, I really don't like talking to myself. Bwahaha I had to.

And by the way...

WHO ELSE HAS A TRAP CHARACTER?! HOW DARE YOU, IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO SUCH THINGS!! (Jk, btw, it would actually be hilarious to see my narcissistic little bastard freak out over another trap in the midsts. XD)


Does Mrs. Pickles name make him a trap character...?

Started on a post for Mrs. P, but I'm going to eat dinner and do some other stuff first, perhaps see how people react.
"I don't know who you're talking about," said the salamander, nervously

sorry for the delay and brief response. Been pretty busy lately.
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Pickles: You know what sucks? Getting shot out of an elevator shaft like a projectile from a Halo tailfin. You know what sucks even more?

*Pulls out a bag of candy*

Pickles: Jolly Ranchers


Mrs. Pickles would become the Shaquille O'Neal of heroes. Sure, Mrs. Pickles is a hero, but that's not what everyone knows him for- it's the advertisements.
I feel like that could have been a scene out of a 5 gum commercial.

Narrator: How if feels to chew five gum.

Mrs. Pickles: ARRAGHGHHHH!!

*Elevator crashes on giant crab monsters head.*

Narrator: Stimulate your senses.
Ah, finally some relaxing time in the elevator...



Mrs. Pickles sat calmly in the elevator... "Doot doot doot dah doot dah doot doot doot..." he hummed to himself... then heard an explosion. Eh? What was going-

DRAMATIC EXPLOSION!!!!!!


Mrs. Pickles was flung around the elevator like a cricket in a washing machine. One of the bubbles had exploded underneath of the elevator and sent it flying back up the elevator shaft, and then out of the top of the building. Mrs. Pickles jabbed repeatedly on the "open door" button, but when the door was opened, Mrs. Pickles regretted it.

You see, the elevator had flown slightly towards the crab monster. And then Ventus turned up the pressure, and Mrs. Pickles was staring out at the sky as the elevator hurtled towards the crab monster ten times faster than it normally would. Mrs. Pickles tried to shout, but his cheeks were flapping to the side uselessly. Thankfully, a stray pumpkin bomb hit the elevator just right, causing it to spin and launching poor Mrs. Pickles out of it and onto the ground. Mrs. Pickles would have skidded across the ground, but miraculously landed right on top of the trash can, which had been bent into a ramp of sorts, causing his body to harmlessly glide over the massive puddle of soda until he was laying face down, in the middle of the street, with only a couple of minor scratches, a tattered, soda covered cape, and two dislocated elbows. "Ow."

The elevator smashed right on top of the crab. The extent to which it effected the crab alien was unknown... cough, cough...GM/ Co-GM... but the elevator's radio was destroyed as the last song it would ever play came to a dramatic end.

What they do? Honestly, It was really close between that song and this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDhJU_cNCZE
Updated my post from earlier.
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