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26 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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27 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)
I roleplay many different genres and Fandoms; I'm very ready to start new friendships and new roleplays here!
I prefer to roleplay in the mature sections of places because I have a tendency to get pretty wordy when it comes to violence and language.
I do not write smut due to trauma, I will do gentle foreplay up until fade black.
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Ixia was playing with blades of grass as she lay in the sun. She pulled a few blades off and seemed to be trying to tie them together to make something. She didn't really seem to be moving too much otherwise.
Charcoal nodded at Mabels words, "Yeah." He started, nodding more. "Yeah, that would make sense."

Gavin nodded at Mindy's words, he looked over to where the pants and trousers were.
"So, we get the pants and then we try them both on?" He asked with a tilt of his head.
Fez moved away from Gavin and Mindy, looking through the clothes he could see.
He paused as he thought he felt something familiar, poking his head around with narrowed eyes.

Niccia blinked as Michael asked what they were going to do.
"The Gym may be good." She said with a small smile, her eyes lingured to Soul as well and gave a bit of frown as Bear went near him. "A walk may be nice, let the Arcanines stretch their legs and then maybe go get some lovely lunch somewhere?" She asked, looking to Michael with a smile. "Maybe check the rest of the city out?"

Soul flinched when Bear touched him.
"The Shiny Schtick was an illusion." He said, "This is my proper form. I hope it's not... The worst you've seen?"
Jycii watched Soul quietly, "It's very... Charming." She said, holding back on the words she wanted to say. Just in case Bear got angry.

Varina nodded at Andy's words, bouncing after him quietly. She looked to Kim and gave a small smile back to the Furret.
"I'm sorry that Bear doesn't like me." She said quietly, "I... Don't know if he ever will. Which means I cause trouble in the dynamic of the group..."

A tall female walked into the cities Library, looking around with icy blue eyes. The air around her was chilled, and her hair had small flecks of ice in it.
A slightly larger-Than-Normal Delibird stayed close to the woman, watching everyone around them with a relaxed look.
"Why are we here again Ma'am?" Mitch asked quietly.
The woman waved her hand quietly before she moved along towards the Legendary Section.
"This is where we need to go." The female said smoothly. "This is where he said things were."
"In a Library?"
"Yes Mitch. A Library."
It's not that the king is trying to please Volven, he's just trying not to get himself killed.
Volven is a dangerous bastard. He won't allow anything to go against his own terms.

But the general helping would be a good idea~! I like it.
That's fair <3
I thought I'd put the idea up anyway.

But that works!
Harriet would probably be able to help with.. Uh... Handling the host as well; as her newly unlocked powers will come in handy for that sort of shit.

This is why I like roleplaying with you, we're good at bouncing ideas against each other <3
Tada APRIL HAS A PARTNER.
I have been mulling it over and now I have figured out who he is uwu

Also I wanted to mention that the Whispers are like a force of spirits and ghosts that are all trapped together in one spirital... beast.
That's why the figure only hears unhearable whispers because they're all just talking at the same time uwu
I kinda liked the idea of Mr. Johnson maybe being possessed by at least some of those ghosts and that's why he goes even more... Power Hungry than he is now, which could be that final push to cause this shit.
Gaia watched Ethan leave before she took to the air again, spinning as she did so. She narrowed her eyes as she focused. She felt the air grow heavy, looking to the sky with narrowed eyes.
A storm was rolling in, and it was rolling in quickly. She continued her spin before levelling out- She fanned her wings out before she shot upwards into the clouds.

A figure watched from the shadows of a tree, they stayed quiet as they watched their creation disappear into the clouds.
The Whispers started again, before they lifted their hand to hush them.
"yes yes, I know." They spoke silently, "The leader would make an excellent vessel for you as well. I understand.


April smiled as they left, before she took to the sky and landed on the rooftops of the buildings.
"You're talking a likening to all of these mortals." A males voice echoed behind them, moving to sit on the edge,

April glanced towards the male figure, smirking slightly.
"Mack." She said, sitting down beside the Grey haired male.
Mack towered over April, his short grey hair fluffed up slightly, part glistening in the light of his Halo on his forehead.
"I'm glad you came~" April started, looking at the Angel Guard, "How's everything on your end in Hell?"
Mack rolled his eyes slightly. "Busy. Your siblings are running me up the wall." He said before April moved to kiss him on the cheek. "You're doing fantastic baby."


Steph looked to Benjamin before she hummed slightly.
"Maybe." She said, "It sounds incredibly sweet; Cranberry Simple Syrup, Raspberry Vodka with a bit of apple juice." She repeated the stuff on the menu, "And a 'special surprise', so says the Menu."
She didn't notice if he meant another type of succubus' kiss, she was just glad she had those pills in case anything else tried to pop up.

She stopped outside the shop and glanced at Benjamin.
"Hey I'm..." She started, "I'm sorry. I needed to get out of there... I had painful urges... Ya' know... Succubus stuff."
As much as I wanted the King to be a standalone bad guy; I love the idea of him being a total fear baby and Volven is the real danger xD

Also yes.
Rai just spilled the entire bag of beans.
Noble looked around as everyone asked him why. He thought quietly before he almost fully backed down.
Damien on the other-hand stepped towards Rai. "We're apprehensive because the Kings Heirs were said to be killed." he said sternly, looking down at the woman.

Something in Rai finally snapped, she stepped towards her brother, almost toe to toe with him, there was a height difference but she stared up at him angrily.
"Well you say that-" She started, narrowing her eyes before she stepped back and motioned to the group with her arm, "If that's the case than why are all three of us standing here right now?" She almost yelled.
Noble, Damien and Rai all froze after she spoke those words. Rai's sudden confidence bubbling away as she stepped back from her brother, her brain started to panic, trying to think of a way to backtrack on her words.

"You guys... Survived." Noble uttered under his breath, looking at his hands before his eyes started to water. "You... Survived the attack! H...How did you... They said they couldn't.." He babbled, looking to Rai.
Damien stayed completely still at Rai's words, he had his hands clenched before his shoulders completely relaxed.
"I'm... Fucking dumbfounded." Damien said, "I can't fucking believe this."

Ark watched her rider with a sway of her tail, she didn't condone her riders actions, but she couldn't really argue with the stubborn woman.
She looked towards the two males who tried to confront her, she stood up properly now, her wings fanned halfway as her tail swayed over the ground; Her perch wasn't the right size for her to stand properly, but she made do.

Ricki listened to the larger beast, her ears drooping as she nodded. She examined him for a moment, before she glanced to Seb; who notioned for her to step back towards him and Mercury.
Mercury waited near Seb, as he was the only other humanoid he really knew.

Comet bowed her head, "As I have heard, I don't know if any of my kind are around either. I hatched away from other dragons. In the hands of traders." She said before she looked over towards Noble and moved over to him, slipping her wing under his body to pull him closer to her.


The King flinched as he heard the General call out, he fumbled quickly before breathed in and puffed out his chest.
"Yes hello." He replied, Volven only growling a laugh before he moved to settle down properly. He sat in the light so that his darker scales could be seen, as if they were taking in every single bit of light.

"How can I help you?" The King asked with a frown.
Volven gave a yawn, showing his sharp teeth before he closed his maw, "I hope this is the first of my moving meal."
Andrew moved his hands to scruff his hair as she mentioned he couldn't die and come back to life. He bit his tongue before his eyes lit up at the idea of getting a drink.
"Yeah!" he started, "A drink would be nice." He tilted his head for a moment before he shrugged it off.
"I don't have many leads. I know who they are and where they are currently." He tapped his sidebag with a smile. "I have the files, pictures and information."

Drake laughed at the idea of similarity; maybe they did, but he didn't focus on that.
His brow furrowed at the next words.
"Where do I even start." He said with some hesitation. He paused thinking about his next words wisely.
"before I even think about starting this topic." he started, "We have to make something exceptionally clear." He continued as he lifted his head to look Alister in the eyes, "I am going to be completely truthful to you, weither you believe it or not is up to you- But I need to Trust that you're not going to turn against me."
Ray returned her attention back to her food. She almost didn't want to eat it, but she felt eyes of staff watching her.
Dia swayed before she moved quickly, pushing Ray out of her body before she started to quickly eat the food.
"Whoa Hey!" Ray said as she stumbled back away from her body, "I was getting to that!" She crossed her arms and sighed.

Sara stayed silent the rest of the time she spent feeding Geoffry. Moving to rub some of the food off his face before she grabbed the cutlery and reached to grab the plate.
"Thank you for letting me do that for you Geoff." She said with a small smile, "I hope the food was good for you."
Andrew blinked as he was teleported away, his wings flexing slightly.
"Oh." He started, looking to Valeria for a moment, "Uh... Thank you?" He said, "Hey... I'm... I'm sorry that I set him off, which... Got you killed."
He fiddled with his hoodies string for a moment before he looked around the city, "I can see what I can gather. I should be back before sunfall tomorrow if I'm lucky, those Vampire Hunters don't seem to be... Experts."

Drake let out a bit of a growl as Andrew's name was mentioned.
He sat down properly to write in his notebook. "He's... A long time acquaintance." He started, "He's saved my ass a couple of times, I've saved his. It's a mutual respect sort of thing." He continued.
He placed his pen down as he moved to cover his face with his hands, "He's an ass but he's valuable." He grumbled, "As long as we keep him busy he'll keep out of our way."

Drake blinked slowly, "He got me out of execution... More than once." He admitted after a moment of silence, "Fae are known for being... frustrating at times but he means well. After all, he doesn't care about anyones past when it comes to working with them."
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