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26 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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27 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)
I roleplay many different genres and Fandoms; I'm very ready to start new friendships and new roleplays here!
I prefer to roleplay in the mature sections of places because I have a tendency to get pretty wordy when it comes to violence and language.
I do not write smut due to trauma, I will do gentle foreplay up until fade black.
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Drake gave a small huff as Alister mumbled towards him, "You're welcome." He said.
As soon as Alister hopped up off of him, he switched back to his human form, slipping on some underpants on quickly before he walked past the table towards his stuff.

"I'm ready when you are." Drake said with a joking sneer, for once he felt like he could be cheeky without any worry. He moved to slip on some pants and looked around the hay for a top. "Murr." He said out loud in annoyance before a top floated over to him and landed on his head.
Drake shook his head and glanced towards the door, which slowly closed as he looked over. He gave a small smile before he pulled the top over his arms and moved it over his head to pull it softly down his chest.

"As Becca said," Drake started, "If you ever need blood bags, she has some. Don't be afraid to ask her."


Andrew flinched when Valeria hung over his neck.
"Oh! You're back." He said with a shaky smile, before he looked over the food, "O..Oh. You've spoiled me." He said with a laugh, he moved to grab a donut before he slid the first file over to the other Fae.

"His name is Jack, he's 23 years old. The most experienced of the group." He started, taking a bite, "He got into Vampire hunting because his childhood Girlfriend got bitten and became a Vampire and ran away from the village because of it."
Damien didn't look at Rachel as she asked why he had kept it a secret. He sighed slightly, "I'm sorry." he said after a moment, looking to Rachel with a frown. "I was afraid. I didn't want anyone to project my father onto me, I didn't want others to have high hopes for me and my leadership, I didn't want to crush anyones hopes."
Rai looked to the Hermit as he mentioned she was telling the truth, She gave a bit of a smile before she looked to her eldest brother with a small frown.
"Will you take the throne?" She asked.

Noble mustered up his courage, "I...I'll take the throne if none of the others want." he said, getting his siblings attention and his confidence falling again, "I...I have a bit of experience.. I had to... Run the castle when everything... went wrong."
Damien gave a nod before he looked to the larger dragon when he mentioned humans weren't allowed.
"Then you mean the proper Sanctuary, not the one based near the Silver Order." He said, moreso to confirm for himself. "I'm sure the Order's Safe is still safe compared to anywhere else. I believe that's where the old kings- I mean, Dads' dragon is."

"What about not... Fully humans?" Ricki asked the large dragon when he mentioned that the Sanctuary. Mercury stepped forward finally, moving to stand beside Ricki now, looking at the much larger dragon.
"Burning the castle down will help with taking care of the King and his men." Seb started, "But I doubt that Volven himself, wouldn't be harmed."
Orian and Comet both let out a low rumbled snarl at that name, almost instinctively. Ark gave a disgruntled flick of her tail but didn't growl like the younger dragons, Mercury only flinched.


Volven gave a rumble at the General, smirking at his bravery. "He'd make a better king than you." He huffed towards the current king, who furrowed his brow before he looked towards the General.
"That's good. Any possible locations are good clues to where the fuck they've gone." He said, he glanced towards Volven momentarily, before swallowing the ball of fear in the back of his throat, "Keep the riders in the gallows, try and break their allegiance, make them swear to me, If they don't, kill them. If they do, more men for us. The prisoners bring up here for the Beast."
"Say my name." Volven growled, standing up properly now, his claws clinking against the ground, his eyes on the King angrily.
Carl shrugged at the question, "We're helping humans." He said, "We're defending the Earth. Sure we have some demons within our ranks but if they side with Earth rather than their own kind, I see no trouble with having them here." He paused, "It's dangerous to have them around, but if we put energy and research into keeping them calm and agreeable, then we can work with them."


Duncan nodded and started to stand up, Harriet following suit.
"Yeah, it'd be a good idea to head off. I have to stop in at the Station on my way back from dropping you guys off." He started, "I'll need to tell others about Daz all over again, Pull up those files and everything. Get the guys in on tracking down Daz again."
Harriet nodded in agreement, before she glanced to Steph.
She could read her like a book, she was worried, scared... Harriet couldn't tell why just yet but she'll ask later if she needed to.
Dia nodded as Benjamin left, she stayed in her seat. She waited for a moment before she allowed Ray back in control.
Ray slightly jolted when she was allowed back in, blinking and looking around before looking at her empty plate, which was quickly picked up from another staff member.
"Why do you do this to me.." She whispered under her breath before she sighed.
At least she had eaten now, even if Dia did it without her control.

Sara glanced over to Marc when he asked her out, her face bright with Blush.
"Oh.. Uh" She started, "I... I don't know if I'd be... Allowed?" She continued, trying not to stammer over her words, "I mean, I...I'd love to! B...But I don't know if Au- Vivian w...would let me."

The car drove up to the institute, Josh stepping out of the car with a hood over his head.
He flexed his hands as he slowly blinked. He breathed out shakily before he steadied himself.
"Right." He said as he moved to enter, "New work day. Feeding done."
Charcoal nodded at Mabel's words, settling down more into the grass and looked towards the sky with a small smile.
"I know they said there's a small chance I may evolve." He started, "But I hope to fly on my own one day." His tail flame flickered brightly when he mentioned about flying, "All I have to do it keep trying and get stronger!"

Gavin tilted his head slightly before he nodded.
"Hiking trousers would be better for me I think." He said with a smile towards Mindy, he didn't want to make her feel awkward for rambling, "So maybe we get the shirt from here and look at an outdoor clothing place for pants?" He smiled a bit more.

Fez froze when he heard the voice, looking to the source before he moved to push her back into the clothes, following afterwards.
"What are you doing here??" He asked, looking around, "Where's James?" He looked around again, "I evolved... Somehow." He started before he instinctively started to relax, the general Aura that Penelopy had always caused him to relax.
"G..Gavin is good. He's in human form now. The human is a friend, he's interested in her." Fez said with a smirk.

Niccia watched Bear and Soul as well, slightly surprised that Jycii didn't butt in with the whole descendant thing she would normally mention. It was her that mentioned it to the team back when Harry and herself joined the team, she looked back at Michael with a small smile.
"Are we keeping all of them outside of their Pokeballs?" She asked him, looking at a few of her own Pokemon, Charles looking at her expectantly before she gave him a nod, watching the Staraptor take to the sky with a spin.

Soul gave a chuckle, "I'll keep that in mind when I need to put the illusion back up." His brothers words echoed in his head as he said that before he looked to Jycii, who was watching him expectantly.
Soul stepped away from the group as Jycii followed him.
"You're worried?" Jycii asked, getting a nod from Soul, "It's okay. You'll be fine. There are plenty more Descendants around now."
"Yes but none as Old, or as high relation, than myself." Soul said, Jycii fluffed her wings.

Varina nodded, Just do good. Kim's words stayed in her head as she hopped along.
She looked around quietly, looking to Andy as he looked around, giving a small smile. She enjoyed this, even if it was one of her first days as a trainers Pokemon, everything was a lot better than being a Legendary guardian.
I'd rather not play the warden, but you can if you wish~
I like the idea of Vivian being able to manipulate them into being bad; but because of her emotion powers she makes them feel like they do it themselves.
I will, but I bet you'll play them amazingly <3
I hopefully did the thing correctly!
You're more than welcome to play the guardian too if you'd like! I have no trouble at all with that!

I'll reply in the morning as I am heading off to sleep now ahah.
There's the Document (Hopefully you can see it.)
But in case you can't, Penny's Guardian is a Male Mr. Mime called James uwu
Alright, just making sure <3
She'll be in the library for a while, she likes to be thorough ;)
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