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26 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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27 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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"So I hope this stops you from potentially killing-" She froze up at his next words. She blinked, trying to comprehend what he just said.
"Wait. What?" She asked, tilting her head at the man.

"You're offering to help me after accepting a job from my sister?" She asked, trying to comprehend what he just said.
Vex moved to take a swig of the bottle, mumbling something under her breath before she shrugged. "Getting rid of lose ends that she can't do herself. If she goes and kills the Lich on her own then it shows she's something to contend with." She closed the bottle again before putting her bottle back on her bag. "Or she's sending him more people to kill and use as power conduits to make more Vampires for her to fight and make the Hunters look like a good industry."
Nessa smiled as Sev mentioned about her helping, and watched the android walk around the room with a small tilt of her head. She blinked as Sev moved and grabbed one of her scoutbots, her emotion becoming slightly panicked.
"P-Please be careful!" She started, stumbling over her own words, "T-They were hard to get! After... The incident, I tried to push my skills to something else, I was good at tinkering most of my life, and then I did some work for a Scrapper and I found them in his trash yard. Lost robots of the old Council." She moved her hand over the bot in her hand. The top panel popped up and mechanical wings flicked from underneath, flapping slowly with a low wiir. "That doesn't sound healthy." She uttered to herself before she moved to unclip the battery from beneath the wings and placed it on the bed.
"These are the last two remaining, the other bounty hunters managed to get ahold of the other four; poor babies. Mercilessly shattered and torn apart." Ness pulled out a small tool box with her tail and placed it at her feet. "I've been making schematics for them and have them completed, but I don't know how to get the materials for it... And I keep getting ran out of where I stay before I get the chance..." Her voice trailed off before she closed her eyes with a sigh.

Feya narrowed her eyes at the android. She had no interest in the teasing, but she had endured worse before. "Teaming up?" she said with a raised eyebrow, almost insulted. She hated working with others, it was the reason her crew 'disappeared' before she got to the planet.
"Alright." She said, looking over the Android. "I've never seen a real sentient Android." She spoke, wondering if would anger the Android. She hesitated before grabbing Six's hand and shook it strongly. "I'll help you with this. But I'm just saying- I don't care about Ness's bounty. I want her destroyed; if you're after the bounty, I can give you my word to the council that you killed her."
Vex flexed her wrists slightly before she crossed her arms. She watched the Mercenary with a furrowed brow.
"Right." She started, "Bella is a Vampire. She is also my older sister. She's a lot stronger than I am, and I'm pretty sure she is working with the Lich." She continued, moving to reach into her bag and unclipped her bottle to move to pull the cap off.
"Bella has charmed all of her Hunters into thinking she's Human. If she can't charm you she'll make you think she's human by hiding everything."
Nessa looked over towards Kennedy as she questioned her.
"Yeah, lost in my memories for a moment." She lied, looking down to Ra as he finished eating the Mango.
Ra let out a happy hiss-bark before he climbed up onto Nessa's shoulder again and looked out the window.

Nessa looked over to Kennedy after a moment, "Would you like me to help?" She asked with a tilt of her head.
Drake only smirked at Leo's words, before he looked to Alister with a smile as he walked over to Drake. He didn't watch what happened behind him, he listened to Alister's words.
"Yeah." He started, moving to fix his shirt with his hands before he pulled out what looked to be a mint before he popped it into his mouth. He felt energy flood over him for a moment before what seemed to be light blue steam trickled from the edges of his lips.

"Where should we start?" He asked, he seemed either unphased about what happened, or he didn't really care. He looked around as they exited, narrowing his eyes as he tried to take in everything around him.


Andrew looked back, his eyes widening at the flower crowns. He almost tripped over a tree branch before he blinked.
"Oh! We're going to the Elder Vein Village." He said with a smile, "The place where I was born!" He beamed, the trees twisted more as they got deep into the forest, fireflies fluttered around the trees.
Vex's nose twitched at the very mention of Bella's name.
"Bella is the head of the Hunters; as you already know." She started, moving to cross her arms but unable to do so due to the handcuffs. "Please take these off, I'm not a fan of being restrained. If you do so, I'll tell you everything I know about the Lich, and all you need to about Bella."
Vex listened to him before she sighed. "Bella is incredibly charismatic, good at tempting others to end others fate." She said disgruntledly, before she sighed a bit more.
"I don't know how to make you believe me." She started, "Although, I do know about the Lich she's talking about. I have no intent to help him in any way- I want him dead as much as the Hunters do. But as a lone Vampire with dwindling numbers of my kind as it is, I can't do too much."
"Okay." She said with a nod, moving her tail to slip it into her bag. She watched the panel move and looked at the stuff inside. "Oh wow! This is some intricate stuff... Not that I expected anything else; I just never thought I was ever going to look inside a living machine like this!" She half rambled, before her tail offered a blunt-ended rod, small enough to get into the area.
Here we go!" She said with an excited whisper, she was close to Sev and didn't want to get too excited- just in case she made Sev flinch.
She moved quietly and slowly move the rod into the open slot, she moved slowly and precisely. Her rod finally hit the box slightly, Ness pulled it out a little bit before pushing it forward to push the box into the spot. She pulled the rod out slowly, making sure not to bump any wiring on her way out, when the rod was out of the panel opening she placed it on the bed and smiled to Sev.
She stayed quiet, she had seen the scar on her ear and breathed in, biting her tongue to not talk about it before she breathed out. "So." She started, "Did you need me to do anything else? I don't think my wire work will be up to scratch in terms of what you're made of but I could probably help for something..."
Ra had slunk behind the both of them now, staying silent as he walked to one of Nessa's Scoutbots and grabbed one in his maw before bouncing back up to the bed, walking over to Ness and holding it up to her ear.
"Oh he's buzzing." She said, moving to press a button to pop out a battery from the bottom of the scoutbot. Thank you Ra. I need to check the wings under the hood anyway."

Feya's ears pricked slightly and she pulled her attention to the android, her eyes narrowing before she stepped away from the scouter she was interrogating.
"Are you here to brag, or are you offering to help me find the bitch who murdered my brother?" She asked coolly, hatred bubbled under those words, her tone was cold but the static of anger could be felt by anyone under her tone.
Why was this Android here, Feya didn't want someone here bragging to her, she wanted revenge and that's all she cared about. She knew that Nessa didn't have her stupid ship anymore. "Her ships totalled, I doubt she'd be able to escape in any easy way. Not with her shit mug scattered over the place."
Sara moved her arm and ran her hand through her hair.
"M..Marc asked if... I wanted to go out with him... Tonight and I... was wondering if you would let me?" She stammered, trying to think of the right words. "I know you don't like me leaving the compound but I would really love to actually go out somewhere for once and I'm not on nightshift for the rest of this week." She suddenly rambled, all of the words she wanted to say just pouring out of her mouth.

Ray furrowed her brow, she hated when Dia was right; this wasn't Dia's body, why would she know how it would work...
She nodded at Benjamin's words, giving a small sigh before she leaned back in her chair. She looked at the staff handing out cakes and her eyes drifted over to Vivian and Sara; her eyes narrowing even more.
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