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25 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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26 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
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Awh, poor Lyre. I know that feeling ahah.
But yes, Tyssa cares for her creator; this is her human, she cannot let anything happen to her!
Then Tyssa will have to steal Lyre on her escape! Tyssa cares about her creator and doesn't want her to be in danger.
Or something.
I donno, we'll see!
As they walked away from the compound, Drake stretched his body. He flexed his muscles as he felt his body burnt from being inside that place. The ghosts of his kind still stayed there, whatever they did to the fighters there was something that needed to be stopped.

Drake watched Vanessa leave, he knew she didn't like him for some reason; he shrugged it off and gave a small smile towards Alister.
"You get your sleep, Once I get you back to the hotel I need to visit someone." He said, his eyes watching the trees quietly. "If you need anything Rebecca will be able to get it. She may seem like a Simple Elf, but she's more than meets the eye."


Andrew moved back to the young Hunter as Valeria walked off. He looked down at the young male with a small smile.
"We won't hurt you little one." He said softly, tilting his head, "Why were you with the Hunters?"
"T..They found me on the trail on the way o...over here." The younger male spoke, "I was trying to cross between veils and... And I didn't do it right and they spotted me."

"Through... Veils..?" Andrew trailed off with confusion on his face, He looked to Valeria with a look that read 'he's not human?'
Jay gave a small laugh as Rex mentioned about his companion, he glanced back as he moved to put the kettle on to boil the water. "He is a very beautiful bird, I must say." He said with a grin, "I haven't read much about them as the Hunter archive really only has information on how to hunt and kill everything rather than general knowledge." He gave a small sigh before he turned back to the fridge to pull out milk for his drink.

"I know the feeling of being viewed as a child." He said with a bit of a furrowed brow, moving to an overhead cupboard to grab the teabag and hot chocolate powder. "My Grandfather stops me from going on 'serious' missions because he doesn't want me to get hurt; or usually interfere." He frowned a bit more before he stepped to the cups and seemed to rummage around, stretching to his tiptoes to get out the back.

He paused as he listened to Rex's next words, taking in the words as much as he could.
"My door will always be open if you ever want a meeting." he mentioned, "Since this place became a sanctuary the Hunters have sort of just taken it off their maps; it still had old styled weapons but I would never think to use them on anyone."
He paused at the mention of Magic, he blinked before he looked down at his hands.
"Honestly?" he started, "I don't... actually know. Grandad said I was gifted when he's happy, and then when he's angered at me he says I'm cursed." He continued with a roll of his eyes. Wyf gave a small churrup at the mention of Jay's grandfather, fluffing her wings almost angrily.
As soon as Ixia got placed on the roof she immediately faceplanted into the grass.
"Mmmm I love you ground." She said happily, "I missed you so much."
Charcoal placed his feet on the roof, flexing his feet before he looked down at himself.
"I evolved." It slowly dawned on the Lizard Pokemon that he had, in fact, evolved. He flexed his wings; "I can actually fly." He said with a bigger smile.

Gavin stared at Penalopy with widened eyes.
"What are you doing here?" Gavin asked, forgetting he had suddenly slipped to the Pokemon Language.
"Gavin!" Fez started before he looked up at Penalopy, his eyes widened slightly and placed James on the ground. "Careful about Mindy finding out..." He trailed off when Gavin spoke, sighing slightly.

Missy turned to almost growl at Bear before Sparky pressed her left paw into Missy's face, shaking her head. Missy looked back to the Joltsodour before she nodded once.
"Right. Don't anger him."
"Exactly!" Sparky said proudly, before she looked back to Michael with a sway of her tail. "When are we fighting?"

Frosiien gave a gentle smile to Andy as he spoke, slowly standing to face Andy eye to eye, her stunning blue iris staring at Andy.
"Forgive me." She started with a small smile, "I am Frosiien, I never introduced myself when we originally met."
The ice that formed around her slowly seemed to all piece together to visualize a large picture of Articuno across the books, ground and walls; with her wings fanned out.
Harriet smiled and walked over to the chair that Mr. Johnson motioned to and sat down.
"Right." She started, clearing her throat, "The house that we revisited. It wasn't a gas leak, my first worry was correct." She hesitated for a moment, "There was a Gem used there. A human used a Gem."

Steph walked with Benjamin, she didn't speak while he spoke. She listened to his words quietly, instinctively she frowned before she blinked at his last words.
"I..." She started, her face deepening in red, "Uh.. W...What do you... mean?" She asked.
She knew what he meant, she just wasn't sure that it was the truth.
Ari looked up to Benjamin with a small flinch as he spoke to her, before she breathed in slowly. "He means you no harm. Calm yourself Ari." She whispered to herself.
She stopped herself from shaking before she looked to Benjamin as he spoke to her. She nodded once, "Y...Yeah. That's why I always stayed back... And all of the times i was in I was... only angry."
Bump!
I will be trying to spruce this place up when and where I can! Keep an eye out!
Charcoal nodded at Mabel's words about checking the rooftop. He glanced to his drooped wings when she asked about flying.
"It's.. Exhilarating." He said, a small smile appearing on his maw, "It's amazing being flown around, I've done that with Jycii a couple times before today but... Being able to fly myself is... Amazing."
"I think it's amazing that you've evolved! You're a Charmeleon now! Niccia will be so happy!"

Gavin took off after Penalopy after Mindy mentioned to follow her. "God damn it Pen!" he growled to himself, he felt his tail slowly come loose from around his pants.
Fez moved and lifted James off the ground as he followed after his trainer.
"What is with it with Legendaries and playing games!" He grumbled angrily, bouncing along quickly.

"Water makes my glitter cloud disappear which means I can get hit by fire moves!~" Sparky said with a sway of her tail, she looked to Missy, who followed after her friend quietly.
"Being wet isn't very fun for me." Missy started, "I prefer to be dry to be completely honest. Water makes me fluff up when I dry off; and that's not intimidating."
Niccia giggled at Missy's words, looking to Michael with a small smile. Today was going well, she enjoyed everything happening. She wondered if the others were having as much fun.

Varina listened to Kim's words with widened eyes as she moved along, "That sounds right! Frosiien is very kind to trainers who manage to travel her terrain! Out of the three bird siblings she's-" She froze and fell silent at the sight of the Delibird and his trainer.
Frosiien's eyes went to Varina and her eyes narrowed instinctively, before she looked at the Furret and the memories flooded back.
"Little one!" She said happily, stepping towards Kim and knelt down with her arms out, "That means..." She looked to Andy with a gentle smile. "It is good to see you stable and awake, young trainer."
I feel like Meloetta; much like other legendaries, has the ability to speak to Humans at least telepathically; But if meloetta is known for hanging around humans then I reckon she'd know how to speak Human.
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