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25 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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25 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)
I roleplay many different genres and Fandoms; I'm very ready to start new friendships and new roleplays here!
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"Rangers?" Jay asked with a small tilt of the head, "Are they the same thing as the Hunter Rangers? Crossbows and silent attacks?" He tilted his head slightly before he listened more.
"Thank you for promising you won't tell anyone." Jay said with a small smile, he moved to grab the report handed to him quietly.

"Wyf, do not eat this paper." He said to his Catvern, who only growled at the idea.
Jay moved to flick over the report, before moving to lean against the desk and read it slowly.
"Dark energy echoing from the...." He mumbled out loud as he read, "Hunters seen without their pendants or badges..." His eyebrows furrowed, "Hunters don't go around without either of those things."
Wyf gave a small laugh before she nipped gently at his ears. "Says the man who left his Pendant on his table!"
Jay stammered over his words, "T-The pendant... H...Hurts me." He said shakily before he went back to reading the report.

Jay closed the report and placed it on the desk with a small sigh. He moved his hands over his face with a grumble.
"It matches... some of my reports. Others have been more violent; less like a disappearance more like a slaughter." He frowned slightly.


Vex nodded slightly at his words, "My... Skills?" She asked, "I... I know some of the stuff I can do. The Hunters stopped me from practicing." She continued with a small shrug. "I'd love to learn!"

"I'm sorry that you lost him." Vex started with a sigh, "The Hunter's can be asses. There was a small Dusk Fae... grouping, not exactly a village, but they were friendly, absolutely the opposite of hostile. And they wiped them out."
She sighed slightly.
"I... Don't remember when I lost control the first time." She said with a sigh, "I'm sorry that you had to go through all of that!" She stopped before she moved to grab Zion's hand.

"I promise to learn from you the best I can." She said, staring into his eyes, her eyes a deep purple. "I have been stuck with the Hunters for too long; I want to help our kind. I want... Peace."
Gavin gave a small nod, "Hiker pants." He repeated with another nod. "Right, those shouldn't be too expensive either." He said with a smile.
He looked to where she pointed and moved to start walking that way, "Hey Mindy?" He asked, glancing back at her, "Thank you for this."

Niccia winced when the Eevee made contact with Sparky, thinking she didn't activate the move fast enough. Sparky dug her feet into the ground before pushing the Eevee forward, crouching slightly.
"You don't bowl me over that easily." Sparky growled before her fur bristled and the air around her seemed to shimmer. Her ability had slowly activated, but wouldn't fully activate until an elemental move was thrown at her.
"Flamethrower!" Niccia called to Sparky, who tossed her head up to pull in the air into her mouth before letting out a small jet of flames towards the Eevee.

As the smoke cleared, the air around them suddenly dropped in temperature. Harry had lowered himself for the ground. He stood up, his form changed slightly; His mane fur was a deep purple, and was slightly more prominent than before, His back still had the dark blue and black stripes, but now a soft layer of white fur flowed down his chest and belly.
He shook his head as ice seemed to slush off his newly formed ice nubs on his forehead- Not exactly horns, but they were prominent. He let out a low growl as he shook his body and turned his head towards the Mightyena.
The Male Mightyena lifted his front paw and stepped back slightly, his tail swaying meekly behind him- His sister on the other hand stayed watching with a sneer.
"So, Suicune Ay?" She started, crouching slightly, not worrying about the singed fur down her back, "Quaint." She said before she stepped forward and leaped for Harry.

"She tries however she can to help. The Jynx are usually more than happy to comply." Mitch said with a bow of his head, "Luckily he didn't fall to the elements in her brothers territory. That could have been a bigger problem." He said.

"Something is-" Frosiien was cut off.
"Heya Froyo~" A cheeky voice came from beside her, the woman flinched to see Hoopa just staring at her.
"What are you doing here!" Frosiien asked in a hushed tone.
"Came to check up on you of course~"
"Last I heard you had been caught by a trainer!" Frosiien crossed her arms, the Hoopa only laughed.
"Caught? No no. We had a... Mutual agreement. I help him out he helps me- A win win in both cases really. So, whatcha lookin' for?" Hoopa asked, rolling over to float on his back with a raised eyebrow.
"It's a long story." Ash said quietly before he looked to Vadym, "We need to take down a lich." He said with a glance to Gaia, he stayed silent as he looked over her before he frowned slightly.
"I am still waiting on two others... If they come here that is." He started before he looked towards Vadym again, "It requires Travel, but it will save millions of lives. What do you two say?"

Gaia swayed her tail quietly, listening to whatever Vadym had to say about this.


Blake listened to the beasts words, it was requesting to see the rope around his hands...
His legs stepped forward on their own, he held his hands out shakily. "I...It's only rope... B...But, I... Uh... Can't untie them." He said with a small smile.

He hoped that the Human clothes he wore, wouldn't give off the scent of him being anything but.
He gave a weak smile to the beast, his entire body quivering; but he was slowly settling down.
"Y...You're massive!" He said, almost splurting out to avoid too much silence.
Jay gave a frown at Rex's words, "The Black Dragon?" He started quietly, "I've heard that name before." He thought to himself, thinking with a furrowed brow.
"Is that why he's heading over here?" Jay asked quietly, "Is that why The Elder is heading this way? To helps you head there?"
"Help us head over there." Wyf added as she grabbed the piece of paper and started to shred it in the way a budgie does, pulling off small strips and tucking them under her scales.

Jay nodded at Wyf's words, "Yes, well. That is if the two men are okay with me joining them." He said to her as she flitted over to Jay and settled back on his shoulders with a small hum.
Jay looked over the map, trying to see if there were any markers for the Hunter's hideouts. He moved slightly to pick up an unmarked pin and instinctively went to place it on the part where the Hunter Inn; the largest operation station of the Hunters currently, sat. Part of him made him feel bad about doing it, but he also felt like Rex would need to know.
"That's where the 'Inn' is. Please don't storm it, but it's good for you to know so you can at least avoid it."


Vex's body fully relaxed when the feeling of being full washed over her. She stopped herself from falling over, her eyes closed slightly before slowly opening to their proper dark pink colouration.
Her skin seemed to settle on a slightly pinkened pale colouring. A small smile settled on her lips before she looked to Zion as he spoke.

She listened carefully before she blinked and nodded once, "If the Way is allowed to be passed to a Half Blood, I would be more than happy to take the knowledge." She said, her Hunter Training wasn't important anymore; the temptation of new Knowledge to help both of her kinds plus humans took control.
"I also know another Half-blood. He's of Fae Blood mixed with Human. I set off to find him." She stated quietly before she tilted her head with a frown, "You lost a Sired one?" She asked, sorrow through her voice.
Zyriff gave a frown at Alister's mention of cutting Rye's wings up.
"I'd rather not start a war between Elves and Werebeasts. Even if he deserves it." He started before he moved to pull a handful of feathers from Rye's Left wing before he threw him out of the room and into a cage. "I need him anyway."

He glanced back at Alister before looking away, "I have a Truck, yes." He started, "Come on, we need to get him out of here. The Magic isn't good for his head."
Zyriff walked out of the room without another word; moving towards a large grey van parked outside, pulling open the back door and tossed the cage in there. "Play nice if you'd like your wing feathers back."

Drake's head rolled slightly, a mumble came from his mouth as he seemed to be slowly waking up.
He let out a small groan, "The... They're c...charging from the east." He mumbled quietly, still not properly conscious, "G...Get awa...y from the cav...e." He slowly dropped back off into unconsciousness.


Andrew let out a yelp as they landed on the ground, his eyes were shut tightly.
He rolled onto his back as he coughed, water spluttering from his mouth.
"I shoulda learned to swim." He mumbled quietly.

He stayed on the ground for a moment before he jolted upwards, "THE KID." He yelled, moving to scramble onto his feet, falling face first into the ground. "fuck fuck fuck fuck"

Jay stayed hidden in the water as he watched the Men that attacked his friends. His deep blue eyes before they deepened into red. He moved and dived under the water, spinning as he did so- gaining more and more water spiralling around him before he coiled upwards and broke the surface of the water as he blasted upwards into the air.

His features had changed, he was slightly bigger than his human form, he looked almost shark-like, a fin in between his shoulder blades and a thorny-spiked tail flailing behind him. What Andrew perceived as frills were actually sharp fins, perfect for cutting through the water.
"EAT THIS" He yelled before he slammed the water onto the ground, landing just out of the waters edge in a superhero styled landing.
Can't complain; it was an okay day ^^;;
Running on 5 hours sleep and then 8 hours work isn't the funnest thing I've ever done.
I am going to reply I promise uwu
I'm hopefully gonna reply after work or tomorrow <3
Jay listened to Rex's words, moving to pull Wyf gently off his head. He looked around before he looked back to Rex with a small gulp.
"I'm hoping that Elder Zion is okay with me being... In the city." He started with a small frown, letting go of Wyf so she can fly around.

Wyf fanned her wings out and took to the air around the two boys. She flittered around the room; She stayed in the air without landing for a little bit before she landed and settled on Rex's desk.
She moved to find the nearest bit of blank paper to play with; she found a small piece of a3 paper and started to chew on it.


Vex listened to Zion's words, her eyes widened slightly at the mention of who he was.
She was about to speak before Zion offered blood, his blood. Part of Vex didn't want to take it- it was risky at worst, but she needed it.
In a blink of an eye she was in front of Zion, gently holding his hand before she moved it to her lips to feed.

She kept her eyes on Zion as she fed, listening to his words. Did she believe him? He had no reason to actually lie to her about these things...
She pulled away as she had finished feeding, moving her hand over top of his to heal the wound.
"Thank you." She said as she swallowed the lump in her throat, "But... Why are you helping me?" She asked, her voice almost a whisper.
Kela stayed with the old dragon for the rest of the night, talking to him and mulling over everything.
When the sun started to rise, Kela stood from where she had sat, now that the large beast had fallen asleep. "Rest well my friend." She said quietly before she moved to walk up the stairs.

Orian snoozed silently on the floor while Damien laid sprawled over his bed. Ram had left and had settled in the common room.
Damien grumbled in his sleep, almost thrashing around.
"This is the last time you'll see the light." The King said to Damien as he moved his blade over his chest. "You'll meet your family soon."
Damien pulled all of his strength and rolled sideways as the King slammed his sword onto the ground.

"Why won't you stay" The King said before he pulled his blade from the ground, "STILL!"
The Kings Blade spun around into Damiens' view.


Damien jolted up from his bed, moving to clutch his shirt with heavy breathing.
"No... fuck.. No." He heaved, Orian moving quickly to stand by his side, placing his paw on the bed with a blink.

Kela wandered the halls slowly, moving the cloak off her shoulders and untied the braces around her body, her slender tail swaying slowly.
The Demonwoman fanned out her wings slightly, getting comfortable.
"Damien is back. Not everything is well; but the Elfwoman. She seems like a kind hearted woman." She uttered to herself quietly.
Jay gave a small nod at Rex's words.
"The Hunters have... Only one other person aside from me who is good with Magic. She's... Interesting." He started, "I don't think she's fully Human; Granddad doesn't like her." He sighed before he looked around the office.

"Man! This Office is amazing!" He said with a look of wonder in his eyes. Wyf moved to poke her head out of the bag before climbing up onto Jay's shoulder. She stretched her wings slightly; she moved to click her maw together before looking around with a low whistle.
"Much bigger than our room at the Inn!" Wyf said, moving to climb up onto Jay's head, she scratched on his head slightly.
"Ow, ow." Jay said quietly as Wyf's claws slowly scratched on his head. "Wyf. Ow. Darling-!"


Vex gave a small shrug, "No idea, I guess?" She started. "I remember nothing from when I was little. Being smacked around by Hunter's as a kid doesn't do much for the memory." She said with a bit of a sneer.

"What about you? Who're you?" Vex asked after a moment of swaying on her feet. The blood slowly wearing off from her. She mumbled something to herself before she shook her head and her body, snapping back to reality.
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