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24 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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25 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
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Dia watched the screen for a moment, "They play this all the time." She stated with a disgruntled frown, "A month in, Ray had the entire documentary memorized." She continued, "It's not even that interesting. Most of the bits about talking are just about the fish populations and how they breathe and eat. Nothing new in the terms of learning."

She looked to Benjamin as he mentioned about Solitaire, "Oh? Solitaire sounds good." She nodded with a small smile, looking around.
She could spot two of the other Nurses roaming around the room, A few of them she didn't recognized. "maybe they're... New?" She asked out loud with a furrow of her brow.


Ray continued walking along, freezing up as she noticed the new Male Nurse outside her room, he seemed to have paused and was reading some file papers.
She slowed down her walking, Ari watching quietly as well; Josh looked up and straight at Ray.

The two seemed to stay completely still for a moment, Josh's eyes seemed to be settled on Ari rather than Ray, and Ray's eyes were looking around the man himself.
"He knows' I'm here."
"I know." Ray whispered back, flinching as Josh stepped forward.

"Heading to your room already?" Josh asked coldly, "I feel like you're missing someone." He hesitated, "Where is the guy?"
"We're not hanging out." Ray said sourly.


Sara blinked, thinking about what Marc said.
"D...Dinner would be nice!" She said with a bigger smile, "I... Don't get out much, as you already know, I don't know anywhere to eat..."
She frowned at the idea of making Marc pay for it, "I'll make the money back for you though... I don't really get paid but..."
I love Benny. Benny is a good boy.
Sparky is really the only one that I have a fixed Moveset, even then it's literally shit from the list I have xD
Heheheh, Sparky's movesets are at least... Slightly limited.
Some of the moves are pretty surprising xD
Okay so I did the maths and stuff
Sparky can use; because she has a specific move that's much like Metronome; 147 moves.
Gavin nodded with a smile, moving off towards the pants after Mindy pointed him to them.
He glanced to Fez and James after a moment. "If you two wants to look around you can. Just stay in the store. Penny, you do the same." He said, looking to the air with narrowed eyes.
He watched Mindy leave with a small sigh, tilting his head before he went back to looking at pants.

Fez looked to James with a small smile, "Should we look around?" He asked with a stretch, "Leave these humans to do human things?"


As the Dunsparce came back at Sparky, Niccia tried to ready herself again.
"Brace!" She called out again, Sparky crouched and readied herself.
Sparky's mouth opened slightly, feeling the air grow warmer before she lifted her head, a small ball of fire appearing above her nose.

She leaped into the air and slammed the flame ball towards the Dunsparce, landing on her feet as the embers from the attack flickering through the air around her.


Arisa dove towards Saruya as she went for a Bite as well, contacting her teeth against Saruya's skin, but also getting bitten by Saruya as well.
The female Mightyena stepped back and let out a low snarl, breathing in as she felt the Thunder flicker over her teeth before she dove forwards for a Thunder Fang.

The Male Mightyena narrowly missed the point of Dodging the Hydropump and was slammed into a tree, he let out a yelp before he stood up, his fur all damp.
"My fur!" He started before he turned around, his eyes glinting red, "You fucked with my fur!" He crouched and charged back towards Harry.
Harry readied himself and allowed the Mightyena to slam into him.


"Mew is a special case." Mitch said with a small nod, "She was forced into the Human body, she will age. And if she so wishes, she can give up her immortality. It has happened a few times with other Legendaries. Frosiien's brother Prezzle has done it once before; well, the one before Prezzle."
Varina listened, looking at the ground before she looked back up again.
"Legendaries can Pass away, the Darkrai we're dealing with now is a newer Legendary too." She finally interrupted. "If Niccia so wishes to become properly human, Arceus can create a new Mew."
Steph face went deep red, her horns glowed a slow blue before suddenly flooding with a light pink before fading to a deep red.
Oh god... Why do I feel so... safe She mumbled in her mind, she nodded once at his words, almost hypnotized.

"That... That sounds good." She mumbled, stumbling when he released her face. She picked herself up and straightened herself, scrambling to fix up her clothing and fixed her standing, she didn't notice her tail swaying slowly, or how deep red her horns were.


Just... The Agent responded, Just making sure... I thought she was a war beast? But from... What I just witnessed she could have easily been a bodyguard...?

Gaia landed deep in the mountains, landing on all fours with a rumble and a shake of her head. She let out a loud huff as she focused, her features had became a bit more beast-like, something she wasn't used to.
She stood up slowly, stretching her wings out slowly before she looked down at her body.
"What...?" She asked before she shook her head, maybe she just hadn't looked at herself for a while.

She tried to think back to what had just happened, but her mind was hazy.
She moved to settle in the mountains for a while, she felt safe here...


Harriet listened to the voice as it mumbled more words to her before the words and voice died out.
Once again, silence drifted over Harriet's mind, the power still broken and sprawled through her body and mind. Harriet sat in silence for a moment before her eyes slowly opening.

The shadowy ink around her room suddenly disappeared as she opened her eyes; not allowing her to see what had unfolded. As Harriet stood up, she looked around, nothing in the room seemed different, the tendrils left nothing behind.

A small inkling in her mind told her to find a free field for the Voice to return.
What... was that? She thought to herself, moving to write a note for her father in her book. she tapped her fingers gently against the pages as she waited for an answer.
It sounds like you've been gifted with a link to Zarilyn. Sebastrian replied, Don't be afraid, she's a very kind Goddess. She cares for all of the Mortals.
Harriet nodded at the book and scribbled a goodbye before closing the book.
Ray looked at Benjamin as he spoke to her; her fear slowly disappearing before she nodded at his words.
"Okay." She started, she watched him leave, before she walked off towards her room.
Ari followed without a word.

Dia nodded at Benjamin's words, "Understandable." She said with a bit of a scowl, "If you'd like, you can nod towards someone in the common room and I can try and give you the information I know of them?"


"No, they're probably just close friends." Sara said with a small nod, "After your shift would be fine by me." She said, answering his question, "We could... even go out for dinner?"
Ahhhhhhh
I hate it
I HATE BEING MEAN TO THESE BABIES.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is it cliche that I had the idea of Jay having a similar thing as Percy Jackson does with Greek?
Like, when he focuses enough on it the Fae language becomes readable to him?
Wyf fluffed herself slightly before she looked towards Jay. "Oh!" She started, fluttering over to her owner and settled on him as he reached for the book. "Will this be like her notes? The ones you could read?" Wyf asked quickly, nipping at Jay to open the book quickly.

Jay flinched with each bite from Wyf, "I doubt I'll be able to read it." He said before he looked reading the front, flicking through the pages quietly. "Hold on, I can... Read some of this?"
"See!" Wyf said with a trill, "I knew you'd be able to! The blood gives some bonuses!"
Jay looked up to Rex with a small blink, "May... I... Borrow this?" He asked with a tilt of his head, "The words... Move on the page for me but I need to focus for them to settle so I can read it."


Vex bowed her entire body to the other Elder when she was introduced. "A pleasure to meet you." She said before she listened more.
Her ears pricked up about a 'fae-blooded Hunter', "Jayce!" She blurted out, moving to cover her mouth softly, "Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt." She said before she continued listening.

She failed to hold herself back again when they mentioned a Catvyrn; "Wyf is hardly tamed." She commented, "The thing loves Jay to pieces, he was the first thing she saw when she hatched. Granted Jay was the one to convince the others not to shatter her egg when I found it."
She glanced towards Zion when he summoned the horse, before moving to hop up on it with a little bit of struggle, looking towards the town as her eyes glistened in the moonlight, Don't worry Jay. I'm here to help. She thought, her ears twitching as her power spiked since the pendant was gone.

Now that the Pendant was finally gone, her powers fully blossomed; her hair changing tint and becoming a darker icy blue, her nails slightly sharper. Her wings suddenly reappeared and fluttered in the moonlight, and a slender, soft furred tail slipped into view, tipped with another tuff of longer dark blue hair.
Vex almost collapsed at the power flood, she was exhausted again- but at least she wasn't exactly starving. She leaned against the horse with a small huff, the transformation was over, at least. Good now I ca- She was interrupted as she had to cup her hands over her ears as they gave off a small burning sensation; as she shakily pulled her hands away, her small bat-like ears twitched.
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