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24 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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25 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)
I roleplay many different genres and Fandoms; I'm very ready to start new friendships and new roleplays here!
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I do not write smut due to trauma, I will do gentle foreplay up until fade black.
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The Lycanrocs eyes widened at the sight of Penalopy before she moved to follow her trainers command as she called back.
"Come on Peb! We gotta go to the next shop." A human female said as she moved to hold the door open for her Pokemon.

"A Service dog..." Gavin said before he moved to lift Fez and James up in his arms, "Come on, lets go pay." He said with a small smirk, walking off before he glanced behind trying to locate Penalopy.


Niccia's eyes widened when she heard what Whitney had called out, she immediately turned towards Li.
"Li, Focus!" She called out, knowing that Li could easily get enraged by anything that sounded like 'captive'

Li turned his head away from Missy towards the Miltank, the hearts spun around him and hit him. His iris narrowed and his eyes started to glint a small red.
"You won't take me!" He roared before he lifted his head to focus.
The wind in the Gym suddenly picked up.

Missy tried to ignore what Li was doing, crouching as she heard Michael's order.
Her fur stood up and sparked before she sprinted towards the Tauros again.
"Just cause I'm small..." She uttered to herself, picking up speed as more electricity flooded over her body, "Doesn't mean I'm Weak!" She told herself as she jumped up and all the sparking energy through her body seemed to funnel into her teeth as she slunk them into the Tauros' neck.

As Missy's attack hit the Tauros, Li let out a large funnel of air towards the Miltank- Hurricane.
Li moved his head to cut off his attack after a moment, letting out a small growl as he dropped his body and let out a low rumble, stepping back towards Niccia instinctively.


Arisa moved to scramble onto her feet, moving to grab her brother from the melting ice.
"Brother come on." She yipped before she moved to run off, leaving her brother behind.
The male Mightyena had finally snapped out of his almost coma, weakly standing up once his sister disappeared out of view.
He stumbled slightly and shook his body with a small whine, moving to look at Harry and Saruya.

He hadn't heard what Harry and Saruya said, but he couldn't see his sister anymore. His eyes narrowed as he moved to stand his ground, staying silent as he watched them.
"Y...You fight pretty well for... A couple of pups!" He said with a laugh, his legs trembling as his fur was still wet. "I'm glad I gotta s...see what you c...can do!" He moved to step forward but his legs fell out from underneath him; causing him to slam into the ground muzzle first.
He let out a small whine and held his paws over his snout.


Frosiien allowed Varina to hop into Andy's grip, linking her arm with his with a bit of a smile.
"I wonder how their tea is in that case." She said with a small wink, "I'm not really a coffee drinker myself. Mitch likes a small cup."
"Sure, go ahead and give out my secrets." Mitch said with a mumble before he looked to Kim with a small smile, "I apologies for the upcoming craziness. I'm sorry for the flirting that is to come as well."
T...team work! xD
The Agent can't understand him ahah.
He's not good with people, understandably so.
Steph listened happily, closing her eyes as she just focused on the music around her. Her horns slowly pulsed different colours as he played before she reopened her eyes once he had finished.

She was almost taken back when he asked if she had a creative outlet.
"I..." She started, pausing to think about it. "I... Don't really know." She started, she realized that before the Agency, most of her life was stealing and fighting. "I guess... I don't have one?" She gave a small shrug.


Duncan smiled before he frowned at the questions about Daz.
"Well." He started, "Daz is expected to be a human- He was a human when we last.. came in contact with him. Now we're... Unsure." He continued, closing his eyes before he breathed in, "We don't know what he's good at; apart from mental manipulation."
"As for specific abilities." Harriet started instead of Duncan, "He's presumably a normal human, despite being able to use the Gems without any problem."


The Area that the drone could see was the trees that slowly got webbier and webbier. There was a large tree in the middle that spammed over a lout of the forest canopy.

The Agent struggled against their binds. She rolled over to get a better look at who grabbed her. She almost yelled at the sight of the large Spider-person moving along; the spider-person looked back and his four black eyes narrowed at the Agent.
"Food." They spoke in a language that the Agent couldn't understand. "Stop wriggling, you'll injure yourself and that'll make you taste bad."
Vex nodded at his words before she moved to stand off, Crash allowing her up before moving to settle down in the hay around him.
The younger Faepire stood properly, her legs slightly shaky from the pressure of Crash's weight on her body; She looked over to the older Vampire... Her new tutor.
"Right." She said with a nod before she gave a small smile. "I'm excited for the training, But I hope I can help with the preparation."


Wyf gave a small shudder over her body before she moved to sit on top of her owner. She gave a yawn before she clicked her maw before she looked over towards Jay, watching him quietly sleep.

The Notebook was written in rather neat writing, some small scribbles on the edges of the pages with small notes about whatever was found out about the notes and experiments.

Gold tingles, Iron slightly stings. Poison Ivy has adverse effects. One of the lines read, V says something to do about Fae Breeds.
After a few lines the page seemed to have a few drops of blood followed by a few chemical compound scribbles.

A few pages in the writing seems to change, something that was still neat, but not the original writing.
Forest Fae- Presumably. Star Dew and Sun Dew help with any physical problems. Moon Jewel helps with power control. The new writing said, Jayce is a standard Forest Fae. Myself on the other hand, We're unsure. -V
Josh had scanned the room, before his eyes locked on Dia and his eyes narrowed. He was about to walk towards her before Benjamin walked up to him.
He heard the question but his brain didn't fully process it first- He almost asked for him to repeat it before he looked around, trying to find a pencil before he moved his hand into a back pocket.

The back pocket was something that not a lot of the other Nurses had, he had build his into his shirt; Probably something he wasn't suppose to do.
He pulled out a small mechanical pencil and handed it over. "I hope this is okay?" He asked with a tilt of his head and a small, almost forced, smile.
Crash gave a small scowl at the memory, Vex doing the same.
"I'm sorry that that all happened." She said Solemnly, her mind drifting to the child, but she didn't start to question it, not just yet.

She stayed quiet before she sighed, "I'm sorry that the Hunters have tainted the main view on Humans for Vampires." She started, "Not all of them are horrible, I promise."
"The newer group that I met were kinder than the rumours." Crash said with a small murmur.
Vex nodded, "They are, Jay is just one of the good ones, there are a few younger guys that started at the same time I did that are good. I wish I could get the away from the Hunters; away from that Bastard of the leader."


As Jay drifted back to sleep Wyf fluttered around Rex as he did the rune magic.
"ooh!" She trilled before she moved to gently perch against his shoulder, "Some Sun-dew if you have any." She started, "I've noticed that Jay's powers react to Sun-Dew in a positive way, Although Sun-dew isn't the easiest to obtain..." She murmured before she fluttered towards Jay's bag, moving to dart inside it and move around quietly.

Jay woke from the mist as it settled over him, he lifted his head and looked around before he heard the word 'eat'. His stomach replied with a loud snarl, "Ooh, I'd love some food." He said sleepily, "Maybe something like... fruit. Something sweet. I could... do with sugar." He said before he dropped back to sleep.

Wyf poked her snout of the bag and pulled out Jay's notebook. She carried it out of the bag and placed it in front of Rex.
"There's notes about Stuff that helps his powers. He's pretty protective of the book itself so please take care of it."
The Lycanroc moved and looked over at Fez and James, giving a gentle smile.
"I'm sorry am I blocking the way?" She asked, moving to step aside, revealing a small, bright yellow harness over her torso- A symbol of a working dog. "Are you okay?" She asked Fez with a tilt of her head.

Fez slowly opened his eyes, looking to the Lycanroc before he slowly started to relax.
"S...Sorry." Fez started, "I've had bad experiences... w...with another of your kind. I was-"
"You were afraid that I was the one you ran into." The Lycanroc said before she looked up as Gavin quietly walked up behind the two smaller Pokemon.
"You guys okay?" Gavin asked in the Pokemon language quietly. The Lycanroc stared at him for a moment before her trainer seemed to gently tug on the leads.


Missy had stabled her footing before she looked up to the Tauros, her ears drooping back with fear before she stepped back slightly.
She shivered and her tail tucked under her legs.

Li readied himself and flapped his wings to gain some air before he readied himself for an Iron Tail, slamming it into the Miltank in attempt to slam it towards the Tauros.
"Come on little one!" Li called to Missy, "You can do it, You can fight!"
Missy's ears pricked up at Li's words, she readied herself and fluffed herself up slightly before she narrowed her eyes.


Arisa's tail drooped between her legs as she stepped back, lowering herself to the ground.
"I.... I'm sorry." She started, "P...Please spare me and my brother. W...We won't harm you ever again. We'll send word back to the other packs. Please." She almost grovelled, her body quivering with each word.

Harry looked to Saruya, as if waiting for her to make the decision.


Frosiien looked to Andy as he spoke, thinking quietly.
"I feel like Happy wasn't the correct word.." She started with a mumble, "But I am unsure if Darkrai will want her back."

Frosiien caressed Varina's keystone.
"He'd only have resentment to you because you are a human." She started, "But I feel like Varina won't allow him to hurt you. I already sense a strong bond between you and her."
She smiled to Andy quietly before she looked around, "So, About that coffee?" She asked with a bit of a wink.
Dia gave a warm smile and tilted her head gently. She hummed slightly before she she looked around.
"I'd be happy with any sort of drawing." She said calmly, "And I'm sure your style is good."

She glanced up as she felt a presence enter the room. Her eyes locked onto Josh, quickly looking away back to Benjamin.
"Careful." She uttered quietly to the human, "We may have company."


Sara smiled at Marcs words. She went on with her day as well, not really doing much unless called on by others.
She was called to move a few files around from a couple of the offices to the file room.

She finished that job and looked at her hands for any paper cuts. She looked around slowly with a bit of a yawn.
Uh oh.
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