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24 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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25 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Dia stood up, holding her head with her hand as she looked to Aris' wisp. "Keep close to that... traitor." She stared hard at Ray, she turned her attention back to the wall and readied herself.
She sprinted straight towards the wall, passing right through it and through the two guards before slamming into Josh. She stepped back with a look of shock before she turned and ran back towards Benjamin.

She kept running before she stopped in front of the guards, slinking around one of them and moving to jab them in the ribs momentarily before heading back into the room with Benjamin.


Sara listened to Marc, giving a small smile at his words.
"I like apples," She started, "Apples have been my favourite food since I was little. They always told me the whole 'apple a day keeps the doctor away' saying... But hey, it didn't seem to have happened." She started with a small laugh, her smile wavering for a moment.
Steph immediately leaned into the kiss completely, her wings twitching as she felt energy rush over her body before she slowly pulled away with a smile and a blush.
"T...Thank you." She said as her tail seemed to wag, "I liked that." She moved to press her forehead against Benjamins' with a smile.


The man moved to grab the paper slid towards him. He lifted it up to his eyeline before he narrowed his eyes, a sneer slipped over his lips before he placed it down on the desk.
"A vampire gave it to you, yes?" He started with a tilt of his head.


The final Angel ran off quickly, scampering away, stumbling a few minutes before he disappeared from view.
Carl gave a weak laugh, wincing. "Yeah, definitely not the best." He said before his attention was turned to the gun clicking, before he tried to move to shuffle in front of Jase just to be safe.

"Stay still Carl." Jase said slowly, his voice was normal, if not a bit stronger than it usually was. He turned his eyes towards Morrison as he spoke again, "I'm still human. Don't worry." He said as he glanced to himself, the spines over his body had shrunk even more into his body.
Frosiien looked towards Mindy with a small smile, she held out her hand for Mindy to shake. "The pleasure is mine." She said as she glanced towards Gavin before looking towards Andy as he spoke. She hesitated before she looked back towards Mindy and Gavin, before looking towards Michael. "A pleasure to meet you as well." She said before she turned back to Mindy. "I'm hoping Gavin isn't being too awkward?"

Varina looked up to Andy as he spoke to her, she blinked as she thought quietly. "M...Mightyena after Legendary descendants?" She asked Niccia, who nodded once before she seemed to hesitate. She looked up to Andy and nodded once, "I believe Darkrai may be behind it."
Niccia frowned before nodding once, "Right." She looked up to Andy, knowing he couldn't understand her, "She thinks it could possibly be Darkrai." She mentioned to Andy, translating it for Varina.

Soul stood and stepped towards Kim slowly.
"How did everything go?" He asked with a tilt of his head.


Varidol nodded to Merlin, moving to bow in response before he looked towards Mitch. "I will see you at Starfall?"
Mitch nodded before he looked to Merlin and started back towards the pokecenter.
"I'm... Here. I guess." Ari replied silently, Dia gripped her in her hands gently, looking towards Ray with narrowed eyes.
"How dare you..." She hissed, storming up to Ray, who barely moved at her presence. "You fucking promised us you would never do this again. Ari needs you, do you want to fucking LOSE her?" She almost screamed, feeling anger flood over her body.

It was a weird feeling, she could almost feel the heat under her skin, but she didn't... have skin... Right? Dia looked down to her hands, where Ari's soft pink spirit seemed to be obscured by a whitish hue. S..Skin? She thought to herself before she let go of Aris' spirit before she stepped back. I need to get to Benjamin. She thought before she moved to grab Ari and moved back towards the way she had come from.
She slammed into the wall and stumbled back with a shudder. She let go of Aris' soul and sat up weakly. "W...what?" She said, flinching as she thought she heard her own voice echo around her. She stood up and moved to push her hand through the wall with a blink, she looked to Ari's wisp before she grabbed it gently, attempting to put it through the wall again, but her hand only crunched under the thickness of the wall.
"FUCK." She yelled out in pain, letting go of Ari.


Josh watched Vivian leave before he paused, he thought he heard shouting. He moved to stand up and slunk out of the staff room, walking over towards Rays room silently.
He paused at the sight of the guards in front of her room too, who seemed a bit puzzled, as if they heard the yell as well.


Sara's face flooded a deep red as Marc spoke to her, and for some reason it angered the beast inside her, but for some reason she wasn't able to take control.
"I..." She started before she looked down towards the menu with a tilt of her head. "Hm."
She fell silent again as she looked over the menu more. There were so many to chose from, and she couldn't exactly choose.

"What... Would you suggest?" She asked with a tilt of her head and a smile towards Marc.
Frosiien's eyes narrowed more towards Penalopy as she seemed to call Andy cute. She held back her angry sounding words before she breathed in and looked to Penalopy, closing her eyes slightly before she smiled.
"Varina is a friend." She started, looking down to the Spiritomb.
"I...I." Varina said before she slunk more into her stone. "He's my trainer now I don't want to hurt him."

Gavin looked up and over to Frosiien and Andy before his eyes widened. "Frosiien!" He called out, moving to stand up with a small smile.
Frosiien looked over to Gavin with a tilt of her head and a happy smile. "Gavin, a pleasure seeing you. Who's this beautiful girl you're with?"

Niccia looked to Michael, then to Andy. "Harry and Saruya were ambushed by Mightyena." She started, "Apparently they were after descendants."


Mitch nodded at Merlins words, "Arceus tends to keep things under lock and key, most Legendaries know that Darkrai just means trouble." He said before he looked over towards Marshadow. "Right Varidol?"
Varidol hesitated when the two birds spoke to him, he lowered his hand as he looked to the ground timidly. "Apologies." He started as he looked around and stepped towards Merlin and Mitch, "I was worried that your... Andy, was in trouble."
"Penalopy." Frosiien growled when the Meoletta grabbed Andys' face, "Leave the man alone." She said with a furrowed brow.
When they got to the Pokemon Center she looked over at James and Niccia, smiling happily before Niccia ran up and gave her a hug.
Frosiien spun with Niccia in her arms before putting her on the ground with a small laugh.

"Hello sweetheart." The Articuno started, Niccia only babbled something quick and fast in her native language. Frosiien listened before nodding slowly. "Interesting."
She looked back at Andy with a small smile, Niccia blinked and noticed the look in her eyes.
"My dude." Niccia uttered quietly, getting a glare from Frosiien.

Varina slowly poked her head out of the keystone, looking around before she noticed there were even more legendaries.


The Marshadow hesitated when Merlin spoke to them, they looked towards Mitch with widened eyes.
"Why are you... Defending Darkrai's Guardian?!" He yelled before he pulled himself into a fighting stance.
Mitch blinked slowly before he sighed slightly. "Right. Of course." He started before he looked to Merlin, "My apologies, he's a bit... Left out."
Steph blinked before she looked to Benjamin, "I'm okay." She started, her heart rate slowly going back to normal. She looked over to Benjamin before she didn't notice herself getting lost in his eyes. "I'm... very okay." She tilted her head with a small smile.
Her wings flexed as they folded in, her tail swaying. Steph didn't notice the changes to her body, they were relatively small, but they were visible.


The figure grinned, "We would love her back." He started before he tilted his head, "But of course, if she is useful to you than we are more than willing to allow her to stay with you guys."
They listened before nodding quietly, "What have you tried with calming her?" They asked, they had a tone to their voice hiding something as if they had something to tell.


Jase seemed to notice Morrisons glance before he gave a small nod, he watched the Angel slowly stammer and nod quickly.
"Yeah yeah yeah." He started, "Sorry, I promise we'll not endanger humans again."
Carls' breathing slowly started to stabilize, "S...Sorry Morr...y..." He managed to breathe out with a bit of a shudder.
Niccia gave a small nod at James words, "At least they're hopefully together." She said as she frowned, "I just hope they're safe." She turned her attention to Michael, Mindy and Gavin.

Gavin glanced up towards Michael, his face still deep red; "Y..Yeah." He stammered before nodding, "We found some pretty good clothes, We didn't run into much trouble either... Well, Penalopy and Dausiin found us."

Li flicked his tail before his ears pricked up, focusing on the sound of footsteps getting closer. He pulled himself up out of his loafing position before he saw Kim and Andy. He relaxed before he noticed Frosiien and Mitch.
"Andy has brought a friend." He stated towards Benny.


Frosiien followed Andy with a worried look on her face, she looked down to Mitch before she seemed to nod to him. Mitch stopped in his tracks and walked back to where Merlin was and readied himself.
Varina looked to Andy as he asked if she was okay and slunk into her keystone a little bit, indicating fear.

The figure who sent the shadowball watched Mitch and Merlin, watching Andy leave with a furrowed brow. They stepped out of the shadows and revealed themselves to the two bird Pokemon. It was Marshadow.
Dia looked to Benjamin as he spoke to her, her face moving to a small frown before she nodded.
"I won't be too long." She said before she disappeared through the walls.
She paced quickly down the halls and to Ray's room.

"Ray, Ari-" She started before she froze.
Ray didn't even look up at her, didn't even move when she appeared like she normally did.
And Ari was nowhere to be seen. Dia would have felt her stomach drop if she had one.
"Ray." She started before she moved to shake Ray, her figure completely moving through her body. "Ray!" Dia tried to yell at her.
"She took... Meds." A soft, weak but barely familiar voice echoed from a small red wisp that was close to Ray.
"Ari!" Dia floated over to the small wisp, holding her gently in her palms. "Oh my god are you okay?"


As Vivian entered the room the light suddenly flickered on. Josh looked up at Vivian and felt his own shadows twist in annoyance and fear.
"Aye." He started with a nod, "Josh." He introduced himself, he didn't stand up but he kept his gaze on Vivian.
Something was different about this woman, and he didn't like it what-so-ever.


Sara pulled her attention back to Marc before she nodded, moving to sit at the pointed out table. She looked to Marc after he mentioned the food before she hesitated.
"I've..." She started, "I don't want you to spend money I can't pay you back with." She continued, feeling suddenly bad at the entire thing. "I also have never really had... Tea." Sara gave a weak chuckle and slowly slunk down in her chair.
Dia seemed to almost be shaking, Benjamin's touch brought her back to reality as she looked up towards him.
"Josh." She stated, looking back to the wall with widened eyes, "That new nurse. He's..." she trailed off for a moment before she looked around, "Ari." She moved to stand up, slipping and falling back down, "I need to get to Ari."


Josh stayed still in his chair, it was almost like he wasn't there. He focused on the sounds he could hear, the heartbeats, the whispers...
He breathed in as he slowly opened his eyes, he heard Vivian. He moved to put his chair at a more normal angle, putting his feet on the ground with a cautious glance towards the doorway.


Sara followed Marc quietly, keeping her eyes on the ground. She stepped along the cobblestones carefully before she bumped into Marc, she stepped back and looked up at him almost apologizing before she looked to the sign.

Her mood suddenly perked up, "Oh wow!" She started as a big smile spread over her face. She slowly walked into the tearoom and looked around happily, soaking in the light and the sounds around her.
God, this felt amazing, this was everything she loved, books, music...
"I love it."
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