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24 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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24 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Niccia looked towards Michael as he spoke before she looked over towards Sparky. Sparky stared down the Noctowl, she tried to use her steely nerves before she started to sway.
"I don wannn... Sleeb. I wan halp." She grumbled to Merlin, her legs started to tremble. She moved her nose to try and press her snout against Merlins' beak before she collapsed downwards, her tail swayed as her ears drooped a little. "They won't... blease..." All four of her eyes slowly closed. Niccia moved to lift her up off the ground slowly, moving to gently rub Merlins' head.
"Thank you Merlin." She said as she lifted Sparky's pokeball up and pressed it gently against her head, returning her to her Pokeball. "I'm sorry you had to use a move." She said with a smile, "She's.. Aggressively stubborn sometimes."

Gavin watched Sparky and Merlin before he turned towards Mindy, smiling a bit more. He looked towards Dausiin and Bear as they spoke, he stepped a bit closer to Mindy, his hand instinctively moving to gently grip hers.
"Thank you." He said happily, "Thank you for accepting this."
Dausiin smiled at Bears words, moving to gently sit on top of the Primape. "I'm sure Andy is a good human, but My human is a good human too~" He said happily, he looked towards Frosiien before looking to Andy.

Frosiien nodded to Andys' words, "Definitely." She agreed with the mention of not telling the two younger ones. She knew for a fact that it could definitely freak the poor girl out.
"Its' cute that they have each other." Frosiien said, "And for Gavin to have Mindy now as well, thats' amazing." She smiled a bit more.
Dia struggled weakly against her restraint before Benjamin slammed into them, knocking her down before he lifted her up.
She hesitated before she listened to his words, moving to sprint down the hall. She wasn't moving as fast as she wanted to, her body still weak and fresh, but she managed to speed down the hall.

She wanted to turn back and help Benjamin, he took the medication... That was never good. She turned and almost slammed right into Josh as he had turned the corner.
Both of them stepped back and Josh paused at the sight of the woman. "What." He said, grabbing Dia before he heard the sound of footsteps, he moved quickly, pulling her into a broom closet and they both hid there.
Dia was pressed against the wall by Josh, something she hadn't come across in... centuries. "How?" Josh hissed towards her quietly, Dia's eyes held fear and confusion.


Sara nodded happily to Marc as he spoke, She chomped down on more of her pie before she swallowed.
"Yeah!" She said excitedly, "That sounds like a great idea!" She said with a bigger smile. "I found this book and it's incredibly interesting."

She lifted the book up so that Marc could see the title. "I saw some on spirits too but Mythological monsters are something I love to learn about."
Maxs' eyes widened at the mention of the aliens just ending up killing them instead of attempting mutation. When Marcus hopped out, he and Eli followed suit. Max moved and grabbed his sniper from his case, moving to clip it onto his back as he looked to Eli. Eli quickly loaded his double glocks before he looked to Marcus.

Eli nodded at the orders, following behind Marcus with Max tailing behind as he kept an eye out.
As they moved, a few alien bugs scuttled across in front of the Humans. They were harmless, tiny crawler bugs; often used by the aliens as spies for their small size, but without someone controlling them, they were just mindlessly wandering around.

The ship loomed over them, the air around it was thick. The ship gave a slow groan when the three men entered; their feet clanging against the metal flooring, the clangs echoed through the entire ship.

An echoing sound of clattering and tapping footsteps echoed from the way where the smoke was coming from.
Max hesitated, unclipping his gun as he held it in his hands and looked into the darkness of the shadows. Another echoing chatter came from deeper in the ship, bouncing around the walls.
Eli lifted his guns up as he narrowed his eyes. He didn't like this place, it felt off, it felt wrong. He felt like he was walking right into a trap of some sort.
That looks perfect!
Yeah, I was thinking Glock when I was thinking of guns, ahah. Glocks' would definitely work for Eli.
As for Max he's more of a Light Sniper kinda guy, quiet and stealthy.
That would be fantastic!
I was thinking Eli would have duel pistols of some sort, something quick to fire and reload. Easy to maintain and care for; while Max would have a sort of Sniper Rifle(Maybe an A.W.P? I don't even know if that's a real gun but it's in Trouble in Terrorist town and CS:go) and maybe a slightly larger handgun than Eli's, not as rapid fire but good for someone who has good accuracy.
oooh, I love it!
I have no idea about weapons honestly so I'll have top do research for the boys xD
By the time Nessa had gotten downstairs, the pale-faced Bartender brought Chance his drink. Chance moved to take a swig of the slightly thick red liquid before he nodded, pulling out a small drinking flask and moved to fill it up with what was in the mug.
He glanced to the two beside him, not really taking interest when the woman came down. Just another teifling with some sort of exotic creature. Of course that would woo the beastman. He thought to himself before he noticed the two men interacting.

The Human seemed to sign to the Beast-Man, Chance tilted his head slightly. He noticed a part of the drawing when it was handed back, moving to slide a couple gold to the bartender before he slipped off his seat as Adrien left.
The Half-Fae waited before following Adrien, glancing back to the Beastman before he exited and continued following him. He hesitated for a second before he called out, "Hey! Kid!" It was a little silly for him to call anyone who looked older than him a 'kid', but he didn't care. "Wait up friend!"

Nessa looked over to Haki as he spoke, her eyes widened for a second before she looked to Ra as the man spoke to her.
"His name is Ra." She said as she motioned for her companion to walk towards the man, "Goji is his favourite!" AT the mention of the Berries Ras' ears pricked all the way up and his raccoon-like tail quivered. He moved forward slowly towards Haki, keeping himself low to the ground as he inched forward.

Nessa only responded with a laugh at his actions, "I don't think there would be many like him here anyway." She responded to the part of not seeing his kind, "Hes' a Fyreen. They're like a small pup creature who also has the traits of a raccoon, such as the ability to grab things and operate some smaller objects."
Ra looked back to his Humanoid companion with an annoyed look. "You mean I'm a great creature to have around to carry things for you!" he grumbled as he swayed his tail again.
Max shivered at Marcus' words, He looked down at his guncase on the ground with a furrowed brow.
"Theres' no possibility of Mutation to us, is there?" He asked, looking up after a while, "The Water supply is still medicated right? There hasn't been any shortage of the medical supplies? I heard something about being low on bandages and needing to head to the next city for more-"
Eli lifted his hand over Max's mouth, causing the shorter man to squeak in fear.
"We'll be fine." Eli said as he looked over with one eye, before closing it and lowering his hand again with a mumble under his breathe.

The vehicle started to slow, the tires making a small screech as they finally hit a stop.
The doors unlocked themselves as a small 'ding' came through the speakers.
Eli paused his recording and grabbed his bag as he pulled his headphones from his ears. "Aight." He grumbled, moving to open the door, "After you boss."

The vehicle has stopped in what seemed to be a dusty desert area, dunes could be seen in the background, but just north of them was a large, fallen alien drop ship. It's hull had crumbled from presumably an explosion, the metal twisted beyond repair. There were no signs of life straight away, but these Aliens were sneaky- you could never take them so lightly.

The wind picked up, bringing the smell of decay and death towards the Vehicle. A small trail of fog seemed to pour from part of the ship, although it was long since abandoned. The smoke however, was blue, from an Officer of the Rise, although it was unknown if they were alive still.
Gavins' eyes lit up when she accepted the invitation. A bigger smile appeared on his face and he held back on pulling her into a hug.
"You'll love it." He said with a bigger smile. Dausiin floated over to them with a bit of a stretch.
"Its' likely that some of the other Legendaries may bring humans too." He said with a bit of a yawn, "I may bring mine. I will have to make sure he's not too busy with other stuff."

Niccia looked to Michael as he took her hand, giving a small smile as she tilted her head.
"StarFall will be soon though." She started, looking to Gavin, Dausiin and then to Frosiien; returning her gaze back to Michael. "I think we have two more days and tonight to go?" She said as she thought about it. "It'll be... interesting seeing Arceus again."

Frosiien gave a small shrug of her own, "Darkrai isn't one to talk to other legendaries, since mostly all of them are on our side." She hesitated and looked towards Mitch once she had finished saying that. They stood in silence for a second before she looked towards Andy again. "It could be very possible that Darkrai could enlist the help of the Ultra-Beasts if he needed." She started, thinking quickly.

Soul looked to Mitch as he turned to talk to him quietly. Both of them stepped away from their group and chattered together quietly, Souls' gaze moving from Niccia to Frosiien, often to Andy and Michael before he would close his eyes and settle his head down while he spoke.
One of Niccia's Pokeballs shook as Sparky let herself out, landing on the ground with a shake as she stretched.
"I CAN'T STAY LOCKED AWAY FOREVER I NEED TO STRETCH." She yelled, startling the ones who could understand her. Sparky let out a small huff of glitter before she looked towards Frosiien, her eyes wide and her body tensed.
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