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Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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The boss didn't speak for a moment before he straightened himself out.
"I was just thinking." He stated slowly, his eyes moved to look at Marcus and narrowed slightly. "How did the mission go? I presume since you brought home someone it went without any negativities?" He tilted his head slightly.

The medical staff looked the woman over, doing as many checks as they could as they got her ready for when she finally came around to consciousness. They did blood tests and DNA swipes, moving to look for anything out of the ordinary.
The woman moved slightly, tossing her head to the side and knocked out the breathing tube, letting in a large gust of air into her lungs as her eyes clenched before opening suddenly.
She heaved when the air entered her lungs, moving to sit up before a few of the medics pushed her back down.
Chance bit his tongue as he felt words filled with venom towards Haki. He looked to Adrian as he gave a nod.
"We've briefly met." He said with a small nod before he moved to take the ring on the table, lifting it to look it over before he hesitantly slipped it onto his finger.
Ness did the same with a smile and nod towards Adrian, "A pleasure Mr. Adrian." She said as she slipped the ring on her right ring finger. She looked at it quietly before she looked up again.

Chance watched Targ quietly, "Puppy is easily an understatement, I would personally have used 'mutt', but I tend to only use that for the Werewolves I come across." He stated quietly before he moved to hop up at the table, turning to Haki quietly. "I can assure you I am not 12, I am easily older than you or even your grandparents." He said flatly.

Nessa sat on the other side of Chance and placed Ra on a chair as well, the smaller creature pulling himself up to look over the the table with a small blink.
"There really is no need to be rude to the people who are trying to help you." She said softly, getting a glare from the boy before she leaned down to look into his eyes, her eyes glistening like sunlight. "I would rather you drop the hard act, especially if you want to continue on the path of finding the man you are after."

Chance felt his fur stand on end as Nessa spoke to him, he stayed silent as Nessa straightened up and looked over the table herself. He shuffled his chair away from Nessa slightly before he cleared his throat. He fumbled with the material of his hooded jacket in silence as he felt his entire body tremble in fear.
Max looked up to Marcus as he spoke about his old team, he hesitated as he almost wanted to speak before he responded with a single nod and glanced back to Eli, moving to gently nudge him to get him to follow him inside.

The door opened slowly, the hinges creaking as it did so.
"Come in." A stern, older male voice echoed from inside the room.
The room inside was a dark oaky wood colouration, the lamps on the walls casing the soft yellow light through the area as a grey haired man sat behind an oak desk with his elbows against the desk and his middle finger, index finger curved over his cheeks while his thumbs were under his chin.
His emerald green eyes stared towards Marcus as entered, he seemed... annoyed.
Gavin looked to Penalopy with a small smile, "That is true." He said with a laugh before he looked towards Andy as he called him over. He bowed his head towards Michael as he stepped over towards the older human and the much older Legendary. "Yes?" He asked, he could sense something in the air around them, a serious feeling that lingered between the two in front of him.

Niccia could only smile back, she was enjoying Mindy's company.
"I think I've heard of it." She said as she mentioned the island name, she gave a nod and a bigger smile, "It sounds gorgeous. I'm not the biggest fan of massive cities. Maybe after... Everything I need to do, Michael can take me over there to have a look." She said with a smile. "And I'm sure you guys have a lot of special places, a lot of them are just hidden from those who don't look close enough." She said with a wink towards Mindy as she tucked her hands in her pockets and looked to the sky as her ears twitched softly.
"I'm sorry if this is a lot of you." Niccia started, looking over towards Mindy again with a soft smile, "I don't know how well you humans usually take to adapt to this stuff."
Harriet's eyes snapped open as her phone buzzed. She moved to grab it as she hopped down from the tree, floating to the ground with ease as she closed her notebook and hooked the pen to the side.
Her smile instantly faded when she read the text, flicking her wrist as she teleported herself next to Benjamin quietly.
"You called?" She asked as she sat beside him with a tilt of her head, her cheery demenour was... different. She was worried, and the air around her easily showed it. "Whats up with Steph? Is she okay?"

Jase stayed quiet as well, his eyes watching everything outside as he tried to find something out of the ordinary. He relaxed when he saw the familiar scenery of the base come into view.

His eyes shifted to Carl as he seemed to stir slightly before settling. Jase moved his hand over to his head, gently brushing the hair away as he closed his eyes and focused.
The small spines across his body seemed to glisten a soft green before small runes stretched down his body and onto Carls' body.


Steph stayed unmoving, she heard the boys outside her door. A small spark of happiness yelled in her to call to them to tell them she was there, but it was quickly and easily stamped out by the looming darkness of immovable depression.
She heard their steps as they walked away as she let out a long, shaky sigh.

She didn't really realize she was holding her breathe the entire time they were in front of her door. She moved to lie back on her bed as she stared at her lightbulb. She lifted her hand and focused on the darkness around it, watching it slowly bubble and shatter the lightbulb with a small 'pop'.
At this point she didn't care if it was heard outside of her room, no one cared about her it seemed. Her love for Benjamin was obviously misplaced. Mike and Stuart was right, she was a demon, a beast, a fucking monster.

She closed her eyes slightly and rolled onto her stomach, moving her head into her pillow. Her horns glistened a soft blue, lighting the room slightly before streaks of inky blackness snaked over it and suddenly the glow diminished.
She side-eyed her phone for a second, she looked at it's case she had made, it was made to look like a small cutesy demon. Her hatred towards herself bubbled as she moved her arm to pick up her phone and throw it across the room at the wall, burying her head as she heard it shatter against the wall from the impact.

She wondered if they had seen the note?
It didn't have much on it, she couldn't be bothered to put any pleasantries to it.
I'm sorry I'm such a hassle here for everyone. Just forget I exist. I don't matter anymore.
Nessa smiled towards Haki as he introduced himself, she bowed her head happily as she followed. "Nessa." She introduced herself, "But please, call me Ness. There's no need to apologize, you were in a rush and you needed to be elsewhere." She said as she closed her eyes happily with a smile.

Her eyes widened when Haki mentioned they might be looking for the same guy. "Really?" Her freckles glistened excitedly, Ra moving to look down at Chance with a tilt of his head.
Chance looked to the small creature with a raised eyebrow, moving to shrug his shoulders before he flicked his ear slightly out of his hair, showing it to Ra before he hid it again.
"That's wonderful! And interesting, wonderfully interesting!" Ness said happily, she looked to Chance as they passed the guards. "And you young one? Whats' your name?"

Chances face deepened in red out of anger, he gritted his teeth slightly before he breathed in and closed his eyes, attempting to calm himself.
"My name is Chance." He started quietly, "I'm not young either, so I would rather you not address me as such." He added, making sure not to come off rude to curt. "I believe I am looking for the same man as well, As I showed your companion a picture and he wrote for me to come here."
Josh narrowed his eyes and moved to step in between them as Dia pushed him sideways, giving him an angered stare. "Bug off." She sent him mentally, Josh's eyes widened before he blinked with a sigh.
"I know for a fact you don't but I will use that excuse to the others to keep you both out of trouble." He said, his tone still minorly harsh before he turned and started to walk off, slipping his hands into his pockets.

Dia looked to Benjamin with widened eyes before she looked down at herself and pulled him into a hug happily.


Sara blinked as he asked about going to the movies, her face flushed red before she looked down at her plate.
"I.." She started, thinking to herself, she breathed in slightly. "I don't think it would be safe." She stated, her voice rather quiet as she seemed to stab at the last bits on her plate.

"I would love to but I don't... trust... them." She started, feeling tears start to well as she thought about things, "B..But thank you though." She said as she lifted her head, a few glistening tear drops dripped from her face as she smiled.
One of the soldiers moved over with the stretcher and took her from Marcus, placing her onto the stretcher and headed inside without a word. The other one watched him leave before he looked back to Marcus with his chin up.
"Thank you." He started, "The boss wants to see you, it's apparently important so you better not wait around too long." He bowed his head as he turned away, "He should be in his quarters." He walked off slowly towards where the other soldier had left to.

Max followed Marcus rather quickly out of the truck, glancing back to Eli as he stayed there, head back and eyes closed as if he didn't realize they had gotten home- er well. Back to base.
Max sighed, he guessed this was his home now, he was one of the newest members- Apart from his younger sister who he was found with after aliens came into his home and... He shuddered and moved his arm to wipe away a tear as he straightened out his back with narrowed eyes.

The woman rolled on the stretcher, letting out small grumbles and pants as if she was injured or exhausted. She seemed to be mumbling things under her breath, and she seemed to be furrowing her brow.
Max frowned as Marcus brainstormed with him. He looked towards the woman again, sighing softly before he looked back to Marcus.
"I hope she's okay... Mentally." He said, he had heard stories of humans who got took by the aliens who turned onto their side due to some sort of mental manipulation.

The drive back was okay, mostly silence between the men, Eli continued to tinker with the audio with an angry look on his face.
When they got back, there were a few medical soldiers waiting outside. One of them had a stretcher beside them as their attention was drawn towards the truck as it started to slow down.
Eli nodded at Marcus' words before he moved to grab the translator from Max and hooked it up to his tapes and tried to reconfig everything. He continued to fiddle with it the entire way back to base without another word.

Max looked to the woman as Marcus spoke.
"Why... would they take her to the hive?" He asked after a bit of silence, "I know they'd use her as a breeding candidate but would there be any... other reason?" He asked, he didn't seem to be stressing himself with his words this time around, moreso just mulling over things to himself.
"And it was odd to see drones out alone without a commander alien." He continued with a furrowed brow, thinking about what he had read on the aliens.
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