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23 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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24 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
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Chance, for once, didn't grumble about being picked up and placed on something. He shifted awkwardly on the back of Diana as she snarled at him before Haki got behind him. He was told not to panic, okay, that was going to be easy.
Chance breathed out as Diana started to fly, everything seemed nice and he was going to get an amazing view of the forest as-

He tensed as the Griffin suddenly dove down, he gripped onto whatever he could, which ended up being Haki's legs. Chance shut his eyes in fear, holding his breathe as he tried not to scream. His ears drooped down as he trembled under Haki's grip. Usually, the mans' grip would be annoying and make him angry, but now it was the only source of safety he could feel.
When they seemed to stabilize, he looked back to Haki as he asked if he was okay. He trembled slightly before he nodded once, moving his eyes away and back to his hands, which had moved from Haki's legs to his arms.

Nessa let out a small chuckle as she watched Haki and Chance while Diana seemed to throw them off. She gently gripped onto Atari as she set off as well, gently moving to rub her hand down the beasts side with a small smile.
"I think you're doing great Atari." She said before she turned to Adrian as he offered the ring. "Oh!" She said with a small smile as she gently took it and slipped the ring on. "Thank you, I appreciate the offer." Nessa tilted her head with a smile as she slipped the ring on, "Do you have to keep getting new rings, or can you recharm the same ones used before?" She asked off-handedly.
Heheheheh I love it.
Andy getting Gavin drunk would definitely be interesting. I'm all for that ahah.
Dia nodded and lead Benjamin along, grabbing his hand as she did so.
She stood behind him as he pushed the door open and narrowed her eyes at the sight of Rays body.

'Ray' was lying down, still on the floor. She seemed dazed and confused, but also in pain.
Her eyes were closed until the door opened, she looked over towards Dia and Benjamin with a puzzled look.
"Dia! Benjam...in!" Ari's voice came from the body, moving to slowly sit up before doubling over from the pain. "No, no, ow. Breathing... Hurts."


Sara listened to Marc as he spoke. When he mentioned work, her smile wavered.
"I guess." She said with a small shrug and gave a small smile, "I... wouldn't know. I never really had another job." She hesitated as she looked at the table, "It doesn't really feel like a job for me for the most part... It's just kind of... Home."
Nessa smiled to Adrian as he offered his hand to her.
"Thank you sir~" She said as she grabbed his hand to pull herself up with his help.
She moved to sit properly on Atari's back, moving her hand over the Griffins fur with a bigger smile. "She's beautiful..." She trailed off as she looked to Haki and Chance, a smirk spread across her face.

Chance watched Diana carefully. He looked to Haki as he spoke to him before he hesitantly gave a nod.
"...Yes please." Chance finally admitted to Haki, "Help would be very much appreciated."
He seemed to have bought Haki's lie about them being safe; he was just hoping not to get eaten.
Chance didn't even make a snarky reply when Haki mentioned about teasing him, his attention solely on the large beast in front of him.
As Benjamin pulled the curtains open, the rest of the graffiti was shown. It was mainly the same as the door, but bigger and more mean... More personal. One of them even stated 'Fake Guy'.
The small statue of an Angel that Steph had was shattered into several pieces on the floor.
Steph looked away from Benjamin as he spoke to her, "I don't know." She started, "I went to talk to mike. We had... a falling out." Tears welled at her eyes, "I came back to this and everything just..." She motioned with her hands; motioning an explosion.

Harriet gave a small smile, "I mean, if you go tell the boss. I can... grab the culprits?" She offered, "Or do you think they would prefer to talk to you and I can go to the boss?"
Her eyes glinted in colour slightly, black marks coiled down her back, invisible to most due to her closed.


Jase's eyes widened when Morrison- Alastair mentioned his first name. He moved quickly to pull Carl up on the other side as they lead him along.
Carl's legs gave out after a little bit, trying to keep himself up just was too much for his weakened body.
"I shoulda done somehing more." Carl mumbled to the boys.
Soul just watched Penalopy leave, he settled his head down with a sway of his tail. Mitch and Fez both stayed quiet before Soul moved to stand, walking over to Michael and Lytse before moving to sit over Michael's feet almost defensively.

Frosiien gave a small laugh at Gavins' expression before she moved to cover her mouth.
"My apologies for Laughing Gavin." She started, trying to stop her giggling. "But thank you for the information Varina." She said to the Spiritomb with a bigger smile.
Gavin looked to Andy and shook his head slightly. He swallowed the sick feeling before he laughed slightly, "I'm fine." He said with a bit of a hurk. "Yerp. Fine. I'm okay."

Niccia gently pulled it off the rack before she looked to Mindy as she showed the dress.
"ooh!" She started with a bigger grin, "That looks amazing! You should definitely try it on. I'm gonna try mine on!" She moved towards the changing rooms to quickly change.
She was enjoying this, it kept her mind off everything.
"Thank you." Rose said to Marcus before she looked to Eli and Max, noticing their hands before she looked back to Marcus again. "You saved my life, and now I owe you one." She said with a soft tilt of her head.

She thought for a moment as Eli and Max just watched.
"We could... Always use new members?" Max quietly said, looking towards Marcus. Eli nodded.
"Yeah, we're one of the smallest squads with just us three, especially after Jeffery-" Eli started before Max punched his arm, "Ow okay..."


Jack watched the woman closely, raising an eyebrow as she mentioned about joining Marcus' group.
"The numbers would be good." Jack started before he furrowed his brow, "But dealing with Marcus is a lot of trouble, as I'm sure you know." He crossed his arms as he leaned back in his chair. He closed his eyes for a moment before reopening them.

"But I was taught never to turn down a good fighter." Jack said as he moved to grab something from under his desk, pulling out a contract and a pen. "If you want to officially sign, there's this paperwork." He gestured to the paper with a slow blink, "Of course there's the issue about getting you some new clothes, same with the girl. But I'm sure the female agents won't mind offering clothes."
Chance froze up as he saw the Griffins, he masked his fear as much as possible as he gave a gentle nod.
"Of course." He said more to himself as he stepped towards Haki, "We're travelling on... These..." It took everything in his power not to cuss out the Griffins, not to call them Fae hunters. "Beautiful specimen." He managed to choke out. He looked up towards the Wolfman with a wary look on his face.

"They... Won't throw me off, right?" He asked, he almost asked if they would attack and attempt to eat him. He had seen Griffins before, but much more wild ones. He was chased by them as a kid, almost being killed by a larger male.

Nessa on the other hand stepped towards the Griffins and held her hand out gently, "Oh you girls are stunning!" She said quietly, before she looked to Adrian with a soft smile. "I don't take too much space, I promise." She said as she lifted Ra from her shoulder and placed him inside her bag.

The small creature didn't protest as he stared at the Griffins, moving to quickly hide with a small chain of scared words.
Ness stopped by Adrian with a bit of a small smile, "At least you don't have to deal with Chance." She mumbled to him quietly, knowing that Chance could hear.
Nessa breathed in as she passed the Tavern, she was tempted to walk inside before she remembered Ra would need more food if they were to properly travel.

When the sun started to set she headed off to the Eastern Gates and looked around to find the two men. Ness gave a wave to Haki and Adrian as she moved towards them.
"Good evening gentlemen." Nessa said with a bigger smile, "I'm all set and ready to go! I haven't travelled with people in a while so I'm excited." She looked to Haki and gave a bigger smile before she looked to Adrian.
She had a small feeling this man didn't like him, but she just wanted him to trust her. If they became friends through all of this then she would be extremely happy, but she was more than satisfied with a trusting team mate.

"Is the Faepire not joining us?" Nessa finally asked after a moment, "A shame. He looked like he could prove helpful."
"No need to cry tears of sadness for not seeing me." Chance said as he hung upside down from a tree branch near the other three, "I'm surprised someone even wanted me. Normally people are happy not to have me." He grumbled before he dropped down and walked towards the group.

"Right, Du'Vir. That's like... a days? Travel from here?" Chance asked, he wasn't sure if he had been there, all of the places sort of just blended together when you've lived for 400 years.
Max frowned softly, "I'm sure we'll meet at some point, right?" He asked as he glanced to Eli, who nodded. Both of them moved to pull up a chair to listent o Rose as she cleared her throat to speak.

"I... Don't remember much." She admitted quietly, "I remember small bits from my childhood, flashes of colour, weird phrases of words in a different language. A lot of bug-creatures, a massive hive with a even bigger alien beast inside it." She continued, trying to wrack her brain. "I think... They had me for some sort of... experiment? They mentioned my father... There was this soft humming that made everything just feel.. numb... At home."


Jack nodded to her words as she entered.
"Aye, that I am." He said, looking at her clothing with a bit of a frown. "How can I help you Miss...?"
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