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23 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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24 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Ra's fur prickled when Kullvar turned to the trees. His ears pricked when Haki linked to him.
"I'm keeping an eye for Nessa. If I need to step in I will." He stated before he leapt through the trees to keep pace.

He weighted the risk of trying to contact the vampire mentally but chose not to. He lowered himself before he sprung across the trees to get in front of them. The stone on his chest glistened slightly as he seemed to twist shape, twisting into a bigger creature. The changing stopped when he was roughly around the size of a bear-cat.


Chance listened to Adrian and gave a small nod, before he looked towards Nessa as she was asked about.
While Adrian and Chance were talking and attention was off her, Nessa had glanced to the stars again and gathered her energy. She spun her hand around and a large yellow warhammer suddenly shimmered into existence. She glanced over as Adrian spoke to her.

She knew she didn't exactly look like a warrior, but the mention about it made her grin.
"My apologies, I don't mean to laugh." She started before she grinned a little, "Well I was a body-guard for a while, You could say I have some experience~"- She gave a wink and leaned against her warhammer.

Chance stared at the ground before he slowly stood up and looked at his hands with a glare. "I don't want to hurt Haki, but if you think that's how we'll take them down, then that's what we'll do."
I love Chance he's baby.

And awesome, good to know <3
Tiny paws silently followed after the poachers and Haki. Ra kept his body low as he followed, keeping down wind and out of sight. He was sending directions to Nessa mentally as he maneuvered through the trees.
"Haki." He tried to contact into Haki's mind, accidentally getting Kullvar instead.

He panicked slightly before he pushed through the fear before deepening his voice.
"Give Haki Back. The star's wish not to harm you, but they will if you do not comply."


Nessa looked over to Adrian as he came back, she had gotten Chance to calm down, but the boy was at her feet crying quietly.
"Thank you." She said, gently taking the ring from Adrian and moved to slip it on Chances finger. "Adrian needs our help getting Haki back. Any ideas?" She looked up towards the trees as she felt Ra's words.

Chance didn't fight Nessa putting the ring on him, looking up towards Adrian before looking again.
"If we track them down we could probably strike when morning hits, The Vampire will be less likely to travel in the sunlight. I'm not sure about the Warbeasts, but I'm sure Nessa can easily take the Vampire on, being a sunmage-"
"Starborn." Nessa corrected the younger male.
"Sorry, StarMage. And then we could attempt to take down the Warbeasts, I have... some sort of magic. I don't know what exactly it does but//"
Jase gave a weak smile towards Benjamin and Mike as they walked past, he moved to keep his head down as he walked into the Library, ignoring the different looks he was getting.
He looked around before he saw Stuart, he swallowed his fear and moved to sit down a chair across from him. "Good morning." He said with a smile, "I presume you are Stuart? My name is Jason Shyll." He introduced himself, it felt weird to say his full name, "But please, call me Jase."


"I mean you can get a bit manic sometimes." Steph said with a smile to Harriet, moving to open the vial, giving it a whiff before she held her breath and drunk the liquid. She lowered the vial quietly, blinking at the pleasant strawberry taste that lingered in her mouth as Harriet grabbed the Vial from her and moved to put it in a test tube holder.

"Aye, I know." Harriet said with a small smile, "At least that's a quirk of mine." She said with a bigger grin before she moved to grab a medical bandage and start taping up around the bottom of Steph's horn. "Fold out your wings for me." She asked, moving to bandage that wound up as well, before moving to the small cuts on her wrists. "And done!" She said as she stepped back with a bigger grin.
Steph blinked and smiled at Harriet, looking at herself in the mirror with a small sigh.

The mirror seemed to flex the image sightly, showing Steph a vision of her as she was a male and human. She blinked slowly, she moved her arms slowly, only to watch her reflection version do the same.
"Harry." Steph started, "What is this mirror?"
"Oh!" Harriet said as she moved to stand beside Steph, showing herself as if she was exactly the same. "It shows... stuff!"
I haven't made anything for the Timberfae ahah; They're essentially some sort of protection Forest Fae is what I was going for.
Chance felt anger bubble inside him when one of the warbeasts taunted him, moving to attack before he was suddenly grabbed and taken into the air.
He aggressively struggled against the Griffons grip as they flew away from Haki, "No we can't just leave him there I can fight them let me go you overgrown turkey you're letting him take your- our friend away!" He yelled as he struggled, he continued to yell stuff in the Fae language as they started to scale down to land.

Nessa slipped out of the Griffons grip and moved to sit on his back with a worried look towards Haki as they flew off, she pulled out a small clear crystal pendant and gripped it in her hands as she whispered prayers into it, prayers of protection for Haki and prayers of healing in case he needed them.
She opened her eyes as Chance started to yell and scream, she would have normally smiled at his tantrum-like behavior, but now wasn't the time.

When they landed she slipped off the Griffon carefully and gently pet it's neck, moving to grab Chance by the neck of his shirt as he went to run past her back the way they came.
"NO UNHAND ME." Chance yelled at Nessa as she span him around and slammed him into a tree.
"Shut up Chance." Nessa whispered in a venomous tone she barely used, the young Half-Fae slunk at her words and force. We will go back for Haki, Adrian won't leave him behind. I won't leave him behind. I'm not going to let you run off and get yourself hurt."
"I won't get hurt! The only ones who will get hurt are those fucking bastards who took Haki!" Chance squeak-yelled, struggling against Nessa's tight grip to no avail. "You can't just let this happen Nessa! Haki is the only person to take interest in me without malicious intent! He's a friend Nessa, I don't get friends that often! I'm not going to let my only friend die!"

Nessa moved her free hand to her eyebrows and gripped the bridge of her nose. She stopped pinning Chance to the tree, but moved her hand to touch her pants before touching one of the belt-loops in his, a small gold string suddenly formed between the two. Once that was done, Nessa let the scrambling boy go, watching him immediately make a run towards the treeline again, he made it at least 5 feet before he was suddenly pulled back to Nessa.
Ray watched Benjamin with fear in her eyes, she listened to his words, trying to find any sort of lie or deceit.
"A...A friend?" She asked quietly, she seemed to relax before she looked at her hands. "Am... I dead?"
"No, you've just been pulled from your body." Dia said, moving to sit down on the floor with Ray, motioning for Benjamin to follow suit.

"W...How?" She squeaked before she looked up to Benjamin again, "I'm... Imprisoned. I... Remember that much. I like... Art. I draw, occasionally?" She almost questioned.


Ari tried to relax herself, closing her eyes to ensure she didn't see the needle.
"M...My body is weakened... My joints ache." She focused on everything that made her hurt, everything that was specifically from the medicine and not the fact she forced the main soul out of its' body. "I have a strong headache." Her heartbeat was starting to relax, but her breathing was still slightly strained.


When Marc smiled at her, Sara's seemed to straighten up and her smile grew a little bit. His positivity was starting to rub off on her, she enjoyed his company. When he asked about the book she looked down at it.
"O-oh!" She started before she fumbled through her things to find her wallet, getting more anxious by the second. "Oh no. Where... where is it?" She started to panic, "Oh no, did I... Fuck I think I left it... no no..." She sighed and looked at the book before she stood up to grab it.
"I guess I'll just put it back and hope no one buys it before the next time I come here, which probably won't happen again for a while."
Yeah, Wooloo would probably be the biggest source, unless they wanted to source it from other areas they could go Mareep line.
Yeah, but I bet they'd also use Cotton Pokemon to help plant the cotton plants and then probably get bird pokemon/flying pokemon to help collect all of it to use. But yeah, Silk would probably come from Bug-Pokemon.

Yeah, it's something I really like to think about honestly; it's a bit morbid but hey, so is going out and catching wild animals to make them fight for your amusement and companionship but /shrug.

But yeah, there are hints towards Pokemon eating other Pokemon, which would happen given a wild scenario. But I have always wondered if there are Pokemon they actually farm to eat, cause there is Fruit-based Pokemon and there's a shit tonne of berries and stuff that they can eat. But they do include eating Magikarp and Slowpoke tails and stuff like that so maybe they do eat Miltank after they fail production standards or maybe even all of the 'meat' we see is just tofu or other meat-looking substitute?
Mareep: It's wool is statically charged, probably wouldn't be the best for wool, but sheds every summer- potentially easy to collect?
Flaaffy: Specifically farmed for their wool to make high-quality clothing.
Jumpluff: It has cotton spores, something something cotton wool?
I was thinking something about tauros hair for Wool too? I donno. Bulbapedia doesn't give anything about it being used for any sort of wool/fur based industry.
Blissey Is said to have soft, fluffy fur but they already really have a job in the Pokemon workforce.
I could argue that the Purple Mane fur of Raikou would be super fucking valuable xD Also could be said for Suicune, but Entei's mane is apparently smoke so.
Wurmple and silcoon could probably make fabric from their webbing, as could well.. Most araknid/web spinning Pokemon.
I feel like Mamoswine fur would be fantastic. Sewaddles line are good sewers and probably use their silk for wool themselves.
Cottonee Line, for the same reason as Jumpluff, cause, Cotton. Bouffalant as well, big puffy hairstyle. Eldegloss is the cotton pokemon I was thinking off, then there's obviously Wooloo, but it's evolution dubwool apparently has really bouncy fur.
Now I'm looking up what Pokemon you would logically get wool from safely ahahah
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