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23 days ago
Current As if 2026 couldn't become any shitter; we lost one of our Pet chickens, Cici, Fuck my life. 3 pets this year lost already.
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24 days ago
GOD MENTAL HEALTH IS THE STRENGTH OF A WET PAPER TOWEL HOLY BUTTS MAN
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2 mos ago
getting a tooth out tomorrow. Might be dead for the day afterwards.
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2 mos ago
[lies down with arms out staring off to ceiling blankly]
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2 mos ago
I'm 29 now.
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Hiya! I'm Sporko!
I'm a Gender-Fluid Novelist and Roleplayer from New Zealand! (They/Him Pronouns please)
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Jase gave a small nod to Stuarts words, "I'd be okay with that." He said with a small smile, he gave a bit of a chuckle. "I wouldn't think you could really send me back anywhere even if you needed to." He said, "Even if it turns out there are more of me, and if they're evil, I'm not sure there's a way for us to contact the Faelands for us to return them to." He pondered for a moment before he spoke again, "And I'm not sure that any potential Fae Keepers would be too happy with us killing their kind willy nilly like that."

He listened to Stuart as he rambled, "Your job sounds interesting if I had to be honest." He said with a small smile, "I've never been a massive fan of fieldwork, I was always better at research and management. But when I signed up they needed more 'ample body men' for field combat." He sighed, his ears drooped back as he did so.


"Ah." Gaia said with a small smile, she originally didn't hear the small 'click' from the device on the back of her neck. "That was very kind of Harriet, I will make sure to- Aurg!" She let out a snarl and clasped the sides of her head as the high pitched whine entered her ears.
The beastly woman almost collapsed as her vision became obscured by white wiggly lines from the noise. Her wings snapped out again, easily pushing metal and Wood out of the way, puncturing the walls. Her tail thrashed, slamming into her coffee table- sending it to the wall, her bedframe snapped as her tail smashed through it.

Her eyes went from pink to a deep red as the noise drove her crazy. She let out a loud and deep snarl as she darted forward in a haze, towards Mike. She threw him aside as she smashed into the wall outside her bedroom, slamming her horns into the walls. He tried to tug them out but they had gotten caught on some of the foundation.


Steph looked at her door as they got close to it, her face started to well with tears but she shook them away.
"That's okay." She said as she looked to Benjamin with a small smile, "I can fly now, I'm sure I can get there in half the time." She said with a tilt of her head and a grin.
Dia looked to Benjamin and nodded slightly, "Yeah definitely." She said to the idea of getting someone who knew the medication. "But who? Sara doesn't get told anything, Marc doesn't like us... And there is no one we can really talk to."
She looked over towards Ray as Benjamin spoke again, "That's definitely something to think about."

She glanced to Ray and offered a hand to her with a small smile. "We're friends." She said gently, "I promise."
Ray hesitated before she moved her hand to gently touch Dia's. "You promise you're not here to hurt me?"


Sara looked up to Marc as he offered her book back. She blinked before she stood with a small smile. "Thank you." She said, holding back tears as she smiled to him, "Thank you so much." She nodded gently at his idea to take a walk before going to a restaurant.
"That sounds lovely." She said with a small smile, "I'd love to do that."
Nessa only nodded to Adrian as he fell silent, she didn't want to interrupt his thoughts so she fell silent as well.
She looked down to Chance as he laid against her body, she moved her hand slowly through his hair. She found herself pulling out small leaves and twigs from the younger-looking males hair, she hoped he would wake up soon.

She looked up to the sky as they flew, closing her eyes and prayed to the stars for help. She knew it would be a one in one thousand chance on it coming true, but she just wanted Haki back so Adrian could be at relative ease.


Chance's soul lay in the Faelands, floating above what seemed to be deep, rich red blood. He slowly opened his eyes as he moved his head to look around. The Faelands were a misty forest with pockets of even mistier meadows.
"It has been a while since I saw you child." A voice echoed through the fog, Chance watched the fog as it parted, a large beast-creature stepped through the fog.

"I know you know who I am." The beast said, lifting it's head, which was a strange mix of a dragon and a deer. "And I know you are worried. You used a lot of your magic, and your body is taking a toll."
"The others..." Chance gasped, moving to sit up before his body was pushed back down slowly to lie down.
"Relax little one. The Otherworlder is okay, so is the Mute Mage. As for the Warbeast=" They watched Chance slowly struggling to get up. "He is not under my gaze, so I cannot offer anything on him."

"Will... I wake up?"
"I would think so. You just need to rest." The beast turned and walked back off into the fog, the weight on Chances' chest disappeared.
Chance moved to stand up, looking around the Fog before he cupped his hands around his mouth. "HAKI!" He called out, looking around, "DRUID MOTHER." He stepped towards the treeline, watching the eyes of the forest watch him silently. "ANYONE?"
Yeah no, getting there sounds like a good plan!
As for when they reach the city I'm not too sure, I was thinking of having someone kidnap Chance or Nessa since they probably both stand out- But I would rather for when, or if, Haki gets back to the group.
I like the idea of a wine festival! A good way for everyone to learn more about each other and have nice time before a strange tournament, maybe something along the line of "Get this magical item from this dangerous place and you can meet this powerful Mage!" And it could be an avatar of the Lich?
Before Adrian was near, the Vampire had thrown back Nessa- he was injured by the hammer but he turned towards Chance to strike. Chance felt his power bubble aggressively around him as he lunched towards the Vampire.
The grass around them grew long and sharp, vines juttering out of the ground and pulling the Vampire to the ground as Chance leaped up and moved to punch the Vampire. His hand seemed to cover in sharp bark before it slammed through the Vampire's chest.

Chance stayed there for a moment before he pulled away his hand from the barky structure. He moved towards Adrian as he reappeared before he turned towards Haki when the woman appeared. He let out a low squeak as he went to attack her, before suddenly collapsing.
Nessa moved quickly to pick up the young Faepire before she motioned to Ra to follow her.


Back in the air Nessa had Chance leaning against her chest. He seemed to be out cold.
"The Mother of Druids..." She repeated quietly, she looked down to Chance quietly before she looked back to Adrian.
"So, when he's healed he'll appear where the flower is?" She asked, "So, say if he was healed now he'd be back here with us?"

Her attention was drawn back to Chance as he let out a shaky breath, but stayed unconscious. "I can't really pinpoint why Chance has taken such a.. protective nature over Haki." She said with a bit of a laugh, looking towards the sky again as she closed her eyes, basking in the warmth and light from the sun.
Ra was back into his small form, hiding back in Nessa's bag, eating the Goji berries he had found in there.
Frosiien only giggled at Bears' actions and words, nodding gently at Andy's words before she started to speed up in her walking. "We shouldn't keep him waiting. We can talk afterwards." She said with a bigger grin. She turned to face the gym again and closed her eyes, she focused on the area around them, trying to find any sign of any other legendaries.

A shadowed figure sat in the trees, their dark black eyes watching Frosiien quietly. They ruffled their wings before they moved swiftly to fly towards the gym, trying to keep out of sight as they flew to roost on the top of the gym, watching Andy and Frosiien with narrowed eyes.


Gavin listened intently to Michael's words, his eyes watching the boy as he spoke before he closed his eyes, taking in all of the information that he was told. His mind put it away quietly, making sure it was kept carefully. When the boy finished, Gavin gave a small nod.
"Thank you." He started with a small smile, slowly sitting up from his lying down position. "I'm sorry, that was probably a weird question. Human's are still.. Awkward for me." He said with a small laugh.

He sat up a bit more as he thought things through, "The Pokemon of the Stars are very interesting, I can easily admit that." He said with a small laugh, "I know the Deoxy-Brothers are going to be around for StarFall, do you think she'd like to meet them?" He thought about the idea of getting her a Cresselia feather, it... wouldn't be too hard for him to do.


Li flew over the city, partially looking for Mabel, but also mainly just looking around. His ears twitched and focused on any small amount of sound he could find. He circled around and noticed Mabel off in the distance, fanning his wings out to slow himself down to land beside her.
"Do you mind if I join you?" He asked gently, he had his wings out just in case Mabel didn't want company.


Niccia stiffled a laugh at Sparky's reaction before she looked towards Mindy as she spoke. When Mindy mentioned about being happy about meeting them she reached out and gently gripped her hand before letting go.
"I'm glad to have met you too." She said with a tilt of her head and a smile. "I was worried when I had to go out to the 'real world' on my own too, I had heard too many negative stories about Humans in order to keep me away from them." She said with a bit of a sigh, she looked to Mindy again with a bigger grin.

"But I met some good people, I met some bad people, then I met Michael, and then I met you!" She said with a grin, "Now I have a human female friend!"
Jase listened to Stuart quietly, his ears twitching softly as he picked up on the whispers before he tilted his head with a small nod. He nodded at the idea that he was always a timberfae, as strange as it was to think. "No I get what you mean by the demon comparison." He started with a small nod before he looked down as Stuart seemed to focus on something else for a moment. The mention about Earth not Darkness made him think, he thought back to his past and winced slightly before he looked back up to Stuart.

"No need to apologize!" He said with a weak smile, "You're just thinking out loud, my boyfriend does the same." He laughed before he nodded slightly at the idea of the physical investigation. "I consent to that, yeah. It needs to be done and I would rather not halt any sort of progress in this place." He said as he moved to stand up to go with Stuart. "And that sounds like a good idea. I'll grab a notebook and carry it with me once I head back to my room after the investigation."


As Mike knocked on the door, it slowly opened. Gaia moved underneath her cacoon before she fanned her wings back a little bit, her eyes were closed before Mike stepped in, her eyes suddenly snapping open as she moved to stand properly on the ground as she towered over Mike, almost unblinking.
Her tail swayed slowly before she tilted her head at his presence. She was confused for a second, not recognizing him before her normal mindset sunk back in, her pupils flexing from dragon-like slits because rounding out a whole lot more.
"Mike." She said softly, "Do you need my help with anything?"


Steph's body shivered when he grabbed her hand, her face flushed a deep red before she slowly followed after Benjamin.
"Is it... Far from yours?" She found herself asking, Harriet letting out a small giggle as the two left her room. Steph didn't acknowledge it as she looked towards the end of the hall, back to her... old room.

Harriet waited until they left her sight before she moved to pull off her shirt and look at her back in her mirror. She frowned at the medium sized black triangle that had appeared on her skin on her back, lines slowly branching out like runes before she slipped her shirt back on. She grabbed a small bag and put a few more vials of the healing serum she had been working on before taking it over to the Infirmary with a bigger smile.
Dia shook her head at Benjamin's words, "No, she's never taken her meds before." She said with a worried look on her face, she looked to Benjamin before she looked towards Ray again. "I don't know if this would have happened to me if I was with her, considering Ari was a small whisp I can only assume that it would have been the same for me." She said with a frown.

Ray watched the two people in front of her, they were talking but she wasn't sure what about. She pulled her legs in slowly and rested her chin against her knees as they talked. Her mind wandered when she looked at Dia, for some reason she was incredibly familiar to her but she couldn't pinpoint what.


Ari nodded at the nurse, she almost said that she wasn't Ray, but she hesitated. She watched the nurse leave after fixing up the oxygen mask and closed her eyes.
I'm stuck here. She thought to herself, I have control of the body. I'm fine. We're gonna survive this. For Ray.


Sara watched Marc leave with a small sigh, she leaned her head down to her arms as she stared off into the distance.
"He doesn't like you. He pities you." A voice echoed in Sara's head, she closed her eyes almost in fear as the voice appeared.
"Go away." She whispered to the voice, only a small laugh in reply.
Oh no i love it.
Yes perfect.
Chance looked at the Vampire before he looked back to Nessa. Nessa shook her head before Chance hung his head, stepping towards the Vampire slowly. "If you promise you'll heal Haki. He's the important one." He said as he got within arms reach of the Vampire, he moved to hold out his hand as if to shake it.

Nessa moved to run towards Chance as he did so, before she froze up as she watched Chance make another move.
Chance gripped the Vampires wrist as he held it out to shake Chances. He pushed himself up towards the Vampire and moved to kick him in the chest, swinging with his own claws at the Vampire. "NESS HAMMER." He yelled out.

Nessa moved towards the Vampire now as well, surprised by Chance's cunningness before she leapt over him, moving to slam her sumhammer down against the Vampire. She glanced back to Ra as he seemed to help as well, running around and taking down the human poachers where he could.
Chance jumped away from the Vampire just before Nessa hit with her hammer, moving towards Haki quickly and knelt beside him.
He cupped his hands over Haki's face and looked at him with worry in his eyes, worry then slowly turned to anger as he pressed his head against Haki's for a second and turned to face the Vampire again, in case Nessa's hammer didn't do too much.
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