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Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!)

@Lunarlors34 Yeah let's wake Aya's and Zin's unconscious bodies and ask them if they want to go to Vesta's luxurious abode. I'm sure they will be able to make the trip without fainting a second time.

Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!)

What do we have planned for team Aya? I can skip sometime soon to the next morning. We'll have the two unconscious people rest somewhere and the others do something else. Like vesta and Duncan can head home and ford can sleep with the unconscious girls or go with one of the others.

@liferusher

That's how you score yourself rape charges life.

Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!)

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Yeah, he noticed the Orc bacon bits.

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I feel way damn older than I probably should man. I feel ya.

@ZekariVoblis

That sounds weirdly tasty.

Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!)

@Zelosse Yeah well I gotta see that to believe it. He just better put an arrow through his own knee during the first post I'm holding you to it.

Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!)

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But Olipher is the good one!

@Zelosse

Keep telling yourself that.

One offs and random stuff I write

Rogues
Clean getaway

In just a couple seconds Bates began swinging at the Ranger, his blade only making near misses with each swipe."Give it up Bates, you're coming back with me, to the Federation." The boy scout threatened him. Then out of nowhere, Bates tackled the Ranger to the floor and held the man down,"Black go, get the others escape or help me, I don't care!" He grunted.

As I began running back up the steps, I knew not to leave the guy behind, I went back up to the second floor and found Noi still out cold and drooling all over herself. I quickly grabbed one of my Eagle handguns and went over to the railing just in the nick of time to see Bates get thrown by the Ranger, seeing my chance to strike. I fired several shots at the dark armored man, only for my bullets to 'ping' off his armor, but before I could empty my mags into him, he threw a smoke bomb and disappeared like a ninja. Feeling as if he would pounce any second, I slapped Noi with a stack of bills to wake her up, and luckily, one was enough, she smelled her furry forearms before picking up the bags a second time, and soon Bates regrouped with us.

When the three of us kicked in the door to the manager's office, Ash greeted us with the barrel of her LMG I threw both her a bag then the Weeblord a bag, once everyone was ready with their share, I pulled out my codex and locked the door to the outside. I called up Ven, who instantly picked up the video phone." G, I got the ship, where I'm taking it?" She asked me, but before I could give her the order. The Gryvain manager broke down the door to the small closet, then dove to my four barreled shotgun, the dragon woman grabbed the weapon by it's handle then aimed it directly at me, putting a clawed finger into the trigger guard.

In any other situation, I'd probably be a bit scared, probably on edge, maybe even shocked, but right here and now, I was everything but the before mentioned." Alright. All of you are gonna lay down your weapons and return all of my money." She ordered. The others began slowly putting their guns down, instead of me, the dragon woman seeing me disobey her orders, she aimed it at me." All of you means you too boy." She told me.

I looked over to her with a smile growing under my mask before telling her." Lady, you're holding my gun, and knowing my gun, I know how many shots I've fired, right now all I gotta ask is, do you feel lucky?" I leaned closer to the woman." Well, do ya?" Feeling the doubt I planted in her mind, the woman looked down at the gun before actually looking down its barrel." I know there's ammo, I can see it." She told me before pointing the gun at me again." But you can't shoot me tho." I told her. Wanting to prove me wrong she pulled the trigger, and the shotgun made the dreaded click noise.

I quickly kicked the barrel of the gun into the dragon woman's face, then took the gun from her scaled hands, once back in my hands, I turned off the safety as the lady dragon held her now bloodied nose." Every firearm owner knows that you're unkillable when your enemy has the safety on." I told her. Once the ordeal was over, Ash decked the dragon woman in the face before she zip-tied her and threw her into the closet once again, I put my codex back up to my ear to finish the conversation with Ven telling her about what happened,

"Ven I want you to come in hot, smash in through the lobby with the cargo bay open. Once we're off the planet, we're heading to the warp gate." After the Ausar woman gave me her okay I pocketed the device, I the shotgun under one of my arms." Okay, I just talked with our ride, they're coming in the lobby, we might have to deal with the Ranger as well."

The second all of us rushed out of the manager's office, the first thing I noticed was a Peacekeeper shield wall charging into the lobby of the bank. "Ash!" I yelled out." Light'em up!"

The Red Ant woman opened fire on the charging phalanx of shields causing some of them to tumble over from the sheer impact of the bullets, out of nowhere Ven slammed my ship into the bank and threw the Peacekeepers across the lobby, luckily the light freighter was small enough to get into the building."Everybody to the ship!" I shouted. Bullets, plasma, lasers, and every other type of ammunition began flying into the bank attempting to stop us from boarding the ship.

Next to all of us made it onto the ship with Bates slow dragging behind us, then before we knew it, the Ranger showed up once again with the same motive, to capture Bates. He attempted to tackle the killer, only failing and grabbing the bag of cash on his back and pulling him out of the cargo bay. In the heat of the moment, Bates slipped the bag off his back and grabbed the other end and attempted to kick the Ranger off his share of the money.

But holding on tightly, the dark armored soldier only kicked back, when Noi, Ash, and Akira rushed to the heister's aid, the Ranger threw a set of boomerang-like knives that bounced off of Ash's helmet with a ping noise, and dropped both Akira and Noi quickly. Thinking quickly, I grabbed a detached laser turret from the outside of the ship and told Bates."Yo! Get the hell out the way!" Bates let go of the bag as I fired the turret into his chest and flung the Ranger into one of the bank's walls, still holding the bag of cash.

Thinking he was going to get the bag, Bate's surprised me by throwing both Akira and Noi into the ship's cargo bay and leaving the cash behind." Let's go!" He yelled.

The bay doors slowly closed and a wave of relaxation came over me, I took my gas mask off and took a breath before checking on Noi and Akira, the both of them had light injuries from the boomerang like knives he threw. Ash, on the other hand, was just sitting on a crate now, helmet off and silent, before I could do anymore, I realized I left the dog flying my ship. "Hey Ash double check to make sure Noi and Akira aren't dead, I gotta fly my ship," I told her as I ran down the narrow corridors.

Our ship was a light freighter with teeth, teeth being put in at the moment, it was a modified smuggler ship made for speed and eluding PeaceKeepers. As I stepped into the cockpit, Ven had already taken off, and we were being chased, by PeaceKeeper gunships." Mr Orange, hop out the driver's seat and let me fly my ship."

"Stop calling me that, I'm not an undercover cop Gaz!" She barked back at me with her Dog ears narrowing, Yan sitting in the co-pilot's seat chimed in," Probably be smart to listen to your boss there Ven, could effect your payment today." The giant told her.

The Ausar girl took the ship through a narrow section of buildings and the second when we came out and started flying over water she quickly hopped out the seat, I dropped my bag and jumped into pilot's seat. Ven stationed herself next to the navigation screen and radar," We got a couple behind us, the rest must be helping with the situation at the bank." She alerted us.

"Yan get ready, I'm about to pull some slick shit before I take us outta here, charge the forward guns." He just nodded, before flicking one of the switches on his side of the board, the front guns hummed to life." Don't kill'em just scare'em." I told him.

I quickly pulled the up and turned it back around to the gunships still chasing us back in the city. Once the gap between us began to closing, I yelled out."Fire!" Yan blasted two shots from the front cannon, making the Peacekeeper ships scatter or crash in attempts to dodge the shots, Once we flew past them again. I took the ship straight off the planet and made a beeline for the warp gate, the second we launched out of the system I cheered and couldn't believe it.

"Holy crap did we just do that?" The ausar asked."We just got away with that. Oh my god how?" She asked herself.

The dog girl held back cheering as she began digging through my bag of cash." Jesus, with all of this or just a small bit I won't have to keep my shitty job anymore." The ausar girl's eyes lit up." I could buy way out of my contract at the stupid burger joint."

As we entered the warp tunnel, the rest of the gang made their way up to the cockpit, Noi collapsed on the floor along with Akira attempting to slump against a wall, while Ash and Bates just leaned on a set of consoles. I spun my chair around to everyone pulling my hood down and cracking my neck." Guys got good news, bad news and in between news." I told them all." I'll let Yan here tell the bad news first."

The big guy just looked back to the group."First off the money here will need to be laundered, and the process will likely take a long time. Then, the money will need to be changed over into credits which will be costly, but also take even longer, sadly we won't have a million credits in our accounts, but we will become richer over time."

Ash looked over at me with her black eyes and asked." So then what's the good news?"

" Easy, while our Benji's are processing, I figured we get actual credits through the Darknet, they won't all be bank jobs, some might be things that are a little fucked up." I told them, I let the idea sink before I continued." If any of you want your cash and to go your own way after this, I'll be willing to drop you off anywhere as long as you don't sell us out."

Akira managed to stand himself up and rubbed his head saying." Well Gaz me, and you go way back, and I can't do anything besides this. I'm with ya."

Noi looked up to me with her gold eyes saying." Gazi, you still own my contract from Mishka and that other mean lady from Tarvos. I gotta do what you say anyways." She spoke as if she was okay with being in a debt contract.

Ash shrugged before crossing her arms." I'm okay for it Gaz it's not like I won't see anything I haven't seen already."

Bates was admiring his meat cleaver as he just simply said." I'm fine with it."

Ven looked up from the cash before sighing and saying." I'm in, if not I'm stuck flipping burgers and listing to stupid people ask me every ingredient to a cheeseburger."

I clapped my hand saying "Sweet." Then remembered the in between news." Oh yeah, the in-between news is that we won't have to worry about the UGC because Darknet jobs mostly are us fucking with pirates and other criminals."

One offs and random stuff I write

Rogues
Cashing out

Once I made it to the vault area, I half expected to see the security guards nude below the waist, but Noi listened and followed directions. After going around a corner and stepping over a zip tied knocked out a security guard, I spotted my pet cat girl and noticed that she was wearing her roller blades, she was going in a circle as a massive drill burrowed into the bank vault's lock. The second her innocent gold eyes spotted me the purple-furred cat girl attempted to pounce on me, only to fall short and eat marble flooring face first, even after face slamming the ground the Noi managed to scramble up to her feet with a toothy brace-filled smile."Gaz!Gaz!Gaz!" She shouted." I listened good and found the safe then I didn't blow anyone because you told me to."

I nodded agreeing with Noi before petting her on the head." Yeah, yeah." I sounded like nonchalant." Maybe now I'll let you sit at the table with that dumb ass cat bowl."

Suddenly Noi began pouting and glaring at me." Meanie!" She yelled before she could meow more insults at me, the drill began to sound off with a high pitch click then the grinding of metel on metel sound and it's laser switched off, out of nowhere a small blue holographic image of the Steele Tech logo appeared above the drill, then a female voice announced that its drilling was complete. Noi leaped onto the drill and yanked it off vault door before attempting to pull open the safe, only to fail due to her lack of muscles, after watching the catgirl yank on the door handle and get a sweat going, I figured that I should help her before she hurts herself.

Knowing that this was a Gryvain bank, or at least owned by one, I decided to take the opposite approach and simply pushed the heavy door instead, after moving the million ton door and Noi's motivational cheers. I laid my eyes on the one thing we came here for, the fruits of my planning and waiting, the planet side cash, stacked at the end of the vault, it was too much for all of us to carry out, but it was beautiful still and the only thing I could do is just stare at the massive blocks of bills. Then Noi rushed in and dove into the money head first, like a cat version of Scrouge McDuck." First I'mma buy a bunch of Rush from my dealer, then I'mma get a new collar and get a tattoo." She began listing off all the things she'd do with the money, as she poked her head out the top of the pile.

I strolled over and chucked an old gym back next to the pile of money and told her." First get your braces removed." I grabbed one of her fangs that had a noticeable metal bracket with my pinkie finger. The second I let it go, her ears drooped, it looked as if I smashed her dreams in a single sentence." Well, your cut is your money Noi, you don't have to get your teeth fixed." Her ears perked up and a smile formed on her face." But we first will need to convert everything over to credits and chill out before partying with it."

Noi looked bored and annoyed by the fact that she would have to wait before using the money, as I began filling up the gym bag and preparing to open another one, my codex sprung to life ringing off the hook, once I answered Ven sounded panicked and rambled too fast for me to even understand her, after telling the ausar to calm down, she took a breath." There's a Federation Ranger in the bank!" She screamed into my ear. As my ear recovered from the screaming, I asked Ven " Just what the hell is a Ranger? Like a power ranger or something?" There was a long sigh on the dog girl's end." No, they aren't like those lame asses. The Federation Rangers are like bounty hunters trained in non-lethal fighting and are forbidden to use guns besides Arc casters."

After being given the shock notes from Ven, I asked her why would one of them be here." They're here for Bates, they are trying to bring him in, or at least one of them is trying to." She told me. I looked down to the bags Noi filled up and put one on my back before picking up two of them." Ven ready the ship I told her over the codex." As my pet catgirl began putting a bag on her back." Come on Noi we're leaving."

As we entered the lobby and began heading back to the Manager's office, I felt an impending feeling of danger, and true to my feeling a cloud of smoke exploded at my feet engulfing the both of us before I could check on Noi, an armored figure in all black almost fell on me from the ceiling fist first. The person landed only inches away from my face and knocked away most of the smoke he used to make a cool entrance, once he stood up straight the black armored guy told us." I'm ending this withdraw, and I'm taking that serial killer back to my sector of the galaxy."

I chuckled before dropping the money bags on the floor." Man, you walked straight out of a comic strip." I then drew both my Eagle handguns in a flash then cracked a smile under my mask." But sadly this is my comic buddy, not yours." I fired off two shots as he rushed me, with both rounds bouncing off his armor before he roundhouse kicked both of the guns from my hands and knocked both of them into Noi's head.

The second he disarmed me, I froze where I was standing, just shocked that he knocked my weapons out my hand and then used them to knock out Noi. My mind was going back to what Ven told me earlier, but before I could think too hard about it, the other side of the man's leg connected with my head and knocked me over the balcony railing. I narrowly avoided breaking my neck hitting the ground in the lobby."Damn, I didn't think Batman existed in the galaxy." I thought out loud. I slowly pulled myself up off the floor only to be greeted by the sight of the Ranger.

Feeling angry and fucked up by the fall, I took my knife out ready to do my best Bates impersonation then I just charged him without thinking only to have my knife kicked away and nearly gave his leg another smooch, but in the split second of nearly being hit, I dodged the best I could and dived away from the Ranger." This Bonnie and Cyde stunt is over, I may not know who you are, but I believe you can change yourself, do something better than comitt crimes." He held out one of his hands." You just have to be willing to take the first steps."

I glared at the dark armored man offering me a second chance, I stood up and stared him in the eye." Ranger, you barely know who you're talking too, I'm not a guy rejected by society. I'm not someone who's down on his luck on his shittest day. I'm a man that was locked away because I was hope." He didn't need to take a helmet off for me to tell he was squinting at me and wondering what I meant, but before the rare moment could go on. Bate's cleaver struck the ground, and soon it's Owner arrived." Black, I got this one." Bates leaped in between the two of us and ripped his cleaver out the ground.

Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!)

Damn it, If Zin just didn't pass out from burning herself and getting partially exploded upon. she would comment on how odd it is to see a yellow orc just appearing from an alleyway asking what's going on. At least unlike other people, the creature known for violence asked what was going on, instead of just running in and slashing at everyone and attempting to claim everyone is something else.

Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!)

I cant even read anynore it is all hazy

@liferusher

Take a nap life, you're not you when you're sick and sleepy or just sick.

Life in a different world [A Re:Zero setting / Fantasy RP] (Accepting!)

@Sir Lurksalot Cold is better than heat. You can't really combat heat without having to be under an AC or constantly drinking cold fluids. With Coat you can bundle yourself up or wrap yourself in a blanket to keep yourself warm. Plus the best time of the year is when it rains because you get a free shower outside and get wet.

@Dioxit I would say you could stumble upon Dante, Zin, Vesta, Aya, and Henrich all group together on the street. Or appear at the tavern after a long travel.