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Don't make me put my feet down I don't want to have to stop something.
@Spriggs27 She's going to be so focused on avoiding being poisoned that she will never notice that hammer coming straight down on her. x)


Yup probably. Then again who's to say, she won't kill someone herself by flicking lit matches on them. Or she'll just be watching who's in the local Cafe fucking around the kitchen when they aren't looking at her, she'll just solid snake her way there when everyone's cone of vision is looking at the walls or windows and she will stare at whoever is cooking something, then again the cafe might have food vending machines that cook and serve food, if so Rika's getting a large pizza from a pizza machine, and yes pizza machines are a thing.
Then Rika will keep an emetic for if she's getting weak after eating anything, and she'll just observe her glass of water or milk in case someone put poison in it.
Okay note to self, only have Rika drink milk and or water.
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Cyrus: I am pretty sure it would taste like a whole lot of nothing. That said, I am sure I could stomach it anyway. Unfortunately for you I am not that easily burned


Rika: " You're willing to eat a bag of shit then. If you made speeches like how you eat then you'd be fatter than you already are chubs." *Fast forwards tape* "I can at least say my mistakes and not cry later about them, the roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoi"
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Cyrus: oh. I'm sure you and I will get along fine. After all, a politician is a voice for the silent masses


Rika: " I'm sure the emails will explain all the lies." *Puts in a different tape* "Bag up your lies, then try to eat those without flinching. Oh wait they probably taste like horse shit. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL"
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Do it, I dare you

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Watch out now, don't be strung along now by our little trap


Rika: " Cyrus is a mess, He is a joke." *Fast forwards tape* "Cyrus your so low energy. Please clap."
Dear God, these puns are getting worse than some of the shit I've seen in Aleecia's livestreams! And let me tell you that's one hell of a feat!


You sure about that? Sure she's a booby streamer, but usually her chats are filled with people like Rika, all typing put your shoe on your head, and show me your keyboard. All of which is just a typical raid.
@Melo Keep telling yourself that Melo.

Rika will be sure to put her can't stump my Trump cassette tape in and play it in response to anything he has to say.
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Cyrus: another one of those and you might lose one set of cords.


Well, I can see who's gonna be a murder sooner or later.
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