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    1. Swagmeister 11 yrs ago

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I was born, now I'm just waiting to die... Which means I have a lot of time for roleplaying!

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In Cell-mates 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Let's blow this door!
In Cell-mates 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
The heavy stopped in front of his target, and looked at the man once again. He was red, just like he said. How could this happen? Man was still a baby, even though he was red. "Sorry baby man.". The heavy thought about what the man said before. "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe…" he sniffled. "Maybe."he said and raised his voice. "I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.".

@Erklings25
In Cell-mates 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Heavy heard a man speak to him. Heavy didn't actually hear what he said, because the man weren't colored in blue or red, yet he was a mercenary. Heavy just looked at the weird man and decided not to say anything. Heavy saw a red man who also spoke to him. He looked friendly. "Yes red man" The Heavy said and picked up the bullets, so he could give them to the man, but again, the Heavy heard a voice calling for him. Heavy turned and saw a man in blue attire. Heavy could feel his blood pumping, as he thought about all the things blu had done to them. "You are not comrade, you are BABY!" The heavy said and ran towards the man in blue attire, his hands in a boxing position.
In Cell-mates 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
After sobbing in the corner, Heavy slipped out of sadness, because Heavy is not baby, and thought that maybe Sasha was outside. When he was about to go get her, a woman bumped in to him. "Silly baby" He said. A red man called at him. "Oh, you on red too?" The heavy said, as he went to open the door.

@LordofthePies @Frengo
In Cell-mates 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Heavy looked at the massacre he was causing. "Who send all of these babies to fight?", he said and chuckled. He looked back. "You are great doct-" As soon as the D came out, the Medic's head came off, and Heavy became aware that Blu Demoman had respawned. "Nooo". Heavy scouted for the Demoman, even though scouting is not heavy's job. He turned around, and looked at the black cyclops. "Raaaaaaaargh" he yelled, but as he did, a swirling portal appeared, and Heavy was sucked in, leaving his team behind. Only blackness.

Heavy woke up on cold, stone floor. He looked at his clothes. "Heavy is.. dirty". He looked around and spotted various people in weird clothes. He was about to lay fire on them, but he realized he didn't have Sasha. "WHERE IS SASHA?" he yelled.
In Cell-mates 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Character sheet:
Name: Heavy-Weapons-Guy, commonly known as Heavy
Age: 43
Universe: Team Fortress 2
Occupation: Mow-Down
Appearance: images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc..
Personality: Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb; he's not your big friend and he generally wishes that you would just shut up before he has to make you shut up.
Weapons: "Sasha" wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Minigun
Skills:
"Now is coward killing time"
The heavy is skilled with all Guns.
Powers:
"Heavy is strong!"
The heavy possesses strength that only superhumans could achieve.
Other: The heavy is 30% slower than an average human. And stupid.
Jail-breaks were never so fun!
In Cell-mates 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Character sheet:
Name: Heavy-Weapons-Guy, commonly known as Heavy
Age: 43
Universe: Team Fortress 2
Occupation: Mow-Down
Appearance: images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc..
Personality: Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb; he's not your big friend and he generally wishes that you would just shut up before he has to make you shut up.
Weapons: "Sasha" https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Minigun
Skills:
"Now is coward killing time"
The heavy is skilled with all Guns.
Powers:
"Heavy is strong!"
The heavy possesses strength that only superhumans could achieve.
Other: The heavy is 30% slower than an average human. And stupid.
Jail-breaks were never so fun!
I'm in.
Interested. Might make a character soon.
@olcharlieboi
Right, right.. I see what you mean.

@Eklispe
Isn't really important now, is it?
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