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1 yr ago
Current I still like to come by and leave a flower here sometimes.
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3 yrs ago
Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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5 yrs ago
I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
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6 yrs ago
People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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6 yrs ago
I've been gone so long that I forgot what the status bar was like. It's like coming back to an old apartment, except it's not an apartment anymore, it's just two walls and a lot of heroine addicts.
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Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?

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"Path? Who said anything about a path? Pharie cannot be reached by a path!" Vale sang happily, "Nay, rather, you'd be wise to travel directly north until you reach the Ice fortress of Pharie! The village is long gone, now inhabited by the frost golems of Noir.."
Vale landed on the ground beneath where the rock was standing and bent his knees. "Ohohoho?" Vale chattered. He stood up and clapped slowly, and turned his entire body towards Jenso. "Very clever, fox-like instinct and the power of a bear all in one! Such a veritable cocktail of flavors, oho yes.."
Vale's eyes shifted towards him, and this time, instead of taking the force of Jenso's attack head on, he hopped over him and allowed Jenso to careen past his body toward the other side. Vale's nose twitched. "Mmm, that's the scent..!"
Vale shifted his weight slightly as Jenso grabbed onto his legs, and didn't budge at all. He made a yawning motion, jumped up, and kicked Jenso away with a light tap.
"KNow about them? How many? I'm not to sure about any of that, m'boy. The Choofa don't know either..." The man turned around and began walking outside of the small cave. "Come, join me on my morning walk. I may as well show you around the gorge if you'll be staying here.."
Vale didn't move, taking Jenso's kick like a solid statue. "Did I feel a breeze?" Vale quipped, turning towards Jenso and chuckling. "Come now, I know you have more power than that, quite a bit, a serious amount!"
Vale hopped up onto the rock beside Jenso with a massive leap that defied normal human abilities. He then spun around and nudged Jenso off the rock with his knee, so that he would fall down. "Knock me off this rock! That's all there is too it!"

Now that he was on the rock, Jenso could see that Vale was wearing a skin-tight black pants-shirt combo, and a loose purple cloak. He had no shoes on, and he had a sword strapped to his back in a black sheath. Within his cloak, Jenso caught a brief glimpse of a dagger, glittering with jewels. "But I am an anchor, rather, a spike in the ground that mimics the immovable railroad! You are a mere farmer, failing to find a favorable fix for this bothersome fantasy! Ahaha..."
"Aye, Vale! Damien Valefor if you prefer to follow in the steps of my late wretch of a father, terribly pathetic, and outright horrifying. I know your name through a curious series of events, beyond the understanding of a mere mortal boy, too young to be taking on such a daunting task, I'm sure... If you're so set on heading out, then I'm willing to play a game for the information! It would seem you have no choice, isn't it a shame? Or rather, a privilege, that you were to meet me here!"
"CHOOOO!" Chufila bounced up and down and moved over to Fiz, whispering something in his ear. The other Choofa disappeared into hiding places within the grass, terrified by the man's description.

"Ahh.. The masked people.. Yes, the world has become a bit darker in recent years, ever since their arrival. Most don't know of them, and they'd be lucky to never encounter one of those ruffians. None of them wish good things upon the people here!" Fiz explained briefly. "Perhaps you were lucky to fall down here. The Choofa insist that this gorge is safe, even from their treachery.."
"Pachoofa!" One of the Choofa squealed. "Pachoofa, Pachoofa, Pachoofa!"

"My word! You were attuned to the wind?" Fiz questioned, "That's a rather rare affinity, m'boy! A rather rare one indeed! No wonder the Choofa are so..."

"Ralla oom dalafa!" One of the Choofa cut in, spewing words into Jeff's ear from his shoulder. They were stealthy little bastards. It would be scary if they weren't so damn cute and harmless looking.

"Eh? I think Chufila is asking about the savage's appearance!"
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