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Jensoman "...Jumino are gremlins that feast on anything that moves. The other wildlife in Aldariana have been suffering because of it, and we've been totally separated from all civilization in the east. They're dangerous little creatures in numbers. Are you seriously going out there?"
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I still like to come by and leave a flower here sometimes.
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Hey remember when this site didn't have 3 tabs in the IC threads? Crazy.
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I feel like Myriad Reality is somehow the secret glue holding this entire site together
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People like to nudge aside the fact that there's a level of commitment to hosting, and joining an RP. The majority of players don't have it in either case, regardless of how interesting an idea is.
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Nihilist, but like, the cool type of nihilist, you know?
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The guards stared at him in surprise and reeled back their spears. "Are.. Are you serious? You know that the Jumino population is through the roof, right??"
~ Chapter 31 ~
Departure For Aldariana
The morning was kind to Jenso. For one, he didn't wake up without a shirt! It seemed this town wasn't full of thieves, thank christ. After Orobo, who knew where it would be safe to Sleep? You never know when another Bobba might Arise.
Thankfully, he way towards the east exit of Hellion outpost, where guards were stationed. It was strange, since the west entrance, where Jenso had come from, wasn't guarded at all. As he got closer though, it looked like a giant wall, with a massive gate, blocked the entire eastern border, and curved around the backs of the small city-like outpost. "Halt," A guard spoke quickly and moved his spear into Jenso's path. He partner moved his spear to cross with it, a little late. The guard sighed and stared Jenso down. "Whereabouts are you headed?"
"Sure buddy. Just head up to room seven," She told him, tossing him a key. "We'll bring up uh.. Lots of food, ahaha.." Jenso was then allowed up into his room. Minutes later, a man brought him a tray, topped off with a full course meal of Roast beef, fried pumpkin seeds, and a stew that smelled awfully amazing. The rest was well deserved, but what Awaited Jenso on the Horizon? As he got to sleep, something didn't feel right. Something was terribly wrong.
~ End Of Chapter 30 ~
~ Chapter 5 ~
Heesh Hungry!
Jeff eventually found himself high above the gorge, until he finally came crashing down near the cliff's edge, landing flat on his face. the white energy did enough to cushion his fall and prevent serious injury, but it wasn't exactly a happy landing. The terrain around Choofa Gorge looked pretty polluted. The wildlife, although sparse, was covered with purple flowers, and the ground was overtaken by darkened grass and patches of overturned dirt.
In the distance, Jeff could see what looked like a small collection of miniature huts with a campfire in the center. Were there Choofa up here too? Only one way to find out..
The butcher nodded and pointed Jenso in the Inn's direction. "They might let ya stay for free if you tell 'em Jon sent ya. Have a good trip!" The Butcher waved Jenso off and smiled as he left the store. "Haha, 5 gold. What a day..."
As Jenso made his way towards the Inn, people stared at his golden shirt in surprise. It was marvelous, and obviously worth some serious dough. But that's not all. Despite Jenso taking so many attacks, and having his shirt ruined multiple times, all the rips seemed to have sealed themselves up without a trace.
As he entered the inn, an woman greeted him with a nod. "Hey there goldenrod! You need a bed?"
As Jenso made his way towards the Inn, people stared at his golden shirt in surprise. It was marvelous, and obviously worth some serious dough. But that's not all. Despite Jenso taking so many attacks, and having his shirt ruined multiple times, all the rips seemed to have sealed themselves up without a trace.
As he entered the inn, an woman greeted him with a nod. "Hey there goldenrod! You need a bed?"
The Chief positioned himself behind Jeff and chuckled in a strange manner. "Ok human! Prepare for a trip! Be safe on surface!" He shouted, conjuring up a white energy below Jeff. "Choofa..." He started, lowing his entire body. And then with a Jump, the white energy surrounded Jeff, and launching him into the sky with a protective coating that pushed the purple mist away.
"Spring!" And so, Jeff had escaped the Gorge...
"Spring!" And so, Jeff had escaped the Gorge...
~ End Of Chapter 4 ~
"Whereabouts you headed for stranger?" The butcher asked.
"A bottomless pouch?! I thought that was some kind of mythical- Ah, forget it. Open it wide!" The Butcher ordered, pushing the mountain of meat towards Jenso. "I hear those things keep food fresh! Then again, I didn't even think they existed, so who knows, really.."
"It be fine! Mask man launch you miles, ya? I only launch you... ONE mile!" He assured Jeff, "Unless you want fight crawlers on side of jagged cliff while climb!"
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