The 42nd Gecko

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I'm wondering why people aren't posting reactions and character objections to the team pairings suggested...

@Lonewolf685

Monkey's opinions on her team:

Titania: Hard Carry

That Other Guy: He's reaally determined to try and make friends with the librarians. But he seems to think that polite introductions and flattery make up for his background of "I'mma spy".

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Worse.

@TheWindel

It's the Imperator's underwear?

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I kind of want to have monkey say this.

"Wait. So you have 10 people. And 5 objectives. And your plan is to split into threes?"

But apparently the Black Relic is so special that we need all 10 off us and 6 relics to get it. What, is the Jester holding it?

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EDIT: I'm going to leave Chen thinking he's a girl. It makes for a funny showdown in the future.

@floodtalon

And I think I'll have Monkey support that notion, for the lulz.

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@TheWindel

To be fair, I could understand based on the Librarian's appearance how one could work for him for a couple of years and be under a mistaken impression.

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Oh my.

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Měihóu Niángniang

Current Appearance

Měihóu seemed a bit bored during the whole affair. She had shrunk down her her staff into a needle and placed it into her hair.

"Soooo... I appreciate that you provided more direction than the Librarian or the Imperator. Both of them just said 'Go find the relics' and then pretty much booted people out the door. Sure, since then, I've blindly stumbled onto one more relic than I had in the seven lifetimes before that, but that was mostly Chen and Ruxen. I literally made things worse in the chain battle and messed up Chen's plans, and didn't help at all against the beast with the relic."

"So, eh, what do you want me to do about this? There are six people here that I KNOW outclass me so hard I might as well not be in any fight they're involved in, even if my weapon wasn't literally incapable of harming people. And probably a couple others outclass me too that I don't know about. And there are five relics left. Doing the math, why even bother recruiting me, even if you plan on splitting up and grabbing each relic at the same time? Between Titania, Asgard, Solanne, Fei, Si, Lorelai or Durgan, take your pick, I'm utterly irrelevant in this conflict. Each of you could take me out in one off hand attack and I wouldn't be able to do anything about it. And Chen's probably at that point with his legend relic too. I haven't even beaten an imperial soldier yet, much less a general or living legend like you guys. My entire combat experience vs actual opponents in this whole Imperium vs Librarian thing has been kicking an old man in the balls when he was looking another direction. If you need me to scout or something sure, aright, I'll give you a ring if I spot one of the relics, but if there's anyone blocking the goal that wouldn't be utterly irrelevant to you guys, I really am not going to be much of any help."

"I suppose if either of these Antonia or Queen Berlina's daughters are on your team but haven't checked their email lately, I could go and talk to them for you. But, like, one of Lorelai's supermaids could get there just as fast as me. Or anyone with a bus ticket, really. Also, was Antonia the church puzzle lady? Cause I suck at puzzles. Not gonna be any use there."

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The story's coming to a close? Boy, we didn't go out of our way to grab many relics before that happened.

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Aright then. Call me out when it's my post. I'm a bit confused as to posting order at this point.

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Well, I don't want to waste an entire post on "Monkey surrenders, does whatever told, maybe whines about Librarians always getting captured", so, OOC puzzling is my current go to thing. :P