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7 yrs ago
Current Alright, Inkarnate. You win the game of RP flex's, how does it feel? Do you feel like the hero you are?
7 yrs ago
I also bow down to you, Vox. You're still here and that's what counts!
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7 yrs ago
I bow down to you, Altered Tundra. Keep on keeping on, you legend!
7 yrs ago
I'm fighting my procrastination to try and keep my daily posts at 1.51 instead of 1.50. I didn't realise it'd be this much of a battle!
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7 yrs ago
Retail is just a cancer of the soul
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Geremiah had first been a little scared of all the strange folks drifting in. It was obvious he didn't fit in, here more than anywhere else (and that was saying something.) But this talk of fighting was getting his blood up. He'd had precious little experience of it in the army, but slaying bandits was a service to the every-man. An honourable job!

"I propose a good charge up the middle, with any fortified archers being taken down by our own or nullified by shields and armour. They could well have some sort of gate, but it seems like we have our own battering ram!" he nodded towards the almost scary Dwarf with flaming hands. "Failing that he could just climb over the walls and give them a good fright! I'd expect them to surrender once that happens, their main advantage will have been lost and the fight knocked out of them."

Geremiah already felt hostile glances thrown towards him, knowing he had hardly answered the question they were in quandary about. But there was no right answer to that one, it was up to the Captain to decide
It's a short post and well overdue, but I wasn't sure of what to do until now DX
Tarrey continued to survey the scene, various members of the group had seated themselves down, and they all lowered their guard a good amount. A good warrior might take advantage of this, but that would be a foolish warrior. He came to the conclusion he wouldn't be able to do any good, and the best idea was to go back to his room and wait for them all to go to bed. Later Tarrey would go down and ask the innkeep about the situation at hand.

Tarden started throwing his rock up in the air, and catching it with the magnet. What a strange night, and what a strange group of people. Probably here for some sort of strange reason. The more he thought about it the more curious he became. Why would so many dangerous people band together? Clearly it wasn't to do evil, they would be spotted a mile off and swamped by guards and the like. Still, in times like this it was a good idea to keep a hand on your weapon at all times and your faith in the spirits of the land
Also, seriously? 8 posts?


It's still moving....
@KRIEEEG
XD
Shut the hell up haha
IT's hard to make it sound orcish. You havv to think in an orcish way, otherwise you'll end up making no sense.
Be gentle until my orcish gets betta


Itz becuz you'z ain't doin' enuff thumpin!

Make dem grotz feel every sylub-... Silly-b... (zog it) wurd!

Make dem gitz feel every zoggin wurd! (THUMP!)
<Snipped quote by Banana>

I assumed that when he said mate. Nobody outside Australia says mate, mate.


Mate, you've clearly never been to the UK...

@KRIEEEG
Nah other people use it they just use it as a scientific term.
Like how when yer mates mate together because it's mating season, you get me mate?


I say mate a lot... If I said it like that, oh hell it would get awkward!
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Time to chug those Red Bulls man!


Heart attacks intensify
@The Fated Fallen

If you are still with us, please let us know. A kobold pirate is something I'm truly excited to have.


Laziness intensifies...
Just got back from a weekend trip without WiFi


Oh no! How did you survive?
Geremiah hadn't been in the camp long, but he'd caught the eye of many. He fancied it his noble bearing and good equipment that made him stand out, but as he looked around he knew that wasn't far from the truth. Various folks looked up from fires, out of tents and over various drinking and gambling tables. I'm going to have to keep checking my pockets aren't I, he mentally sighed. He knew he was used to being pampered, he'd travelled far enough to break his perfect illusion (which made him more world-wise than most noble's he knew). How do you get used to being constantly on guard for something so mundane as a pickpocket?

He handed Mauvaise Humeur to a stablekeep near the entrance to this place, as well as a few coins, and made his way into the city of canvas. Various stalls of lunch-time food had set themselves up around here and there, and Geremiah's stomach decided to pay them a visit. He picked up some cheap wine (it all tasted the same in these lands anyways) and moved over to a pastry sand before perusing their wares. In his homeland they would have had many hundreds of different flavours on offer, the idea being you bought a dozen or so bitesized ones to sample. Every other place so far he'd been to would sell single and large ones, perhaps on the silly assumption someone mundane would come along and just want one flavour. A smiling attendant asked patiently from the other side of the counter "May I help you, friend?"

"Yes, sorry," Geremiah apologised for being lost in thought, "Is there anything you'd recommend?"
The attendant, an average-sized middle aged man replied "The Kladvin Golds are good, I got a fresh shipment of plums in this morning. But of course I'd say that. They're the most expensive ones."
Geremiah smiled, "Still reasonably priced, Messerre, I'll take two" he said, considering saving one for tea time

He stood off to the side and snacked on it a little while, striking up a conversation with the Attendant. "So how does one enlist as a sellsword?". The older man seemed taken aback. "I wouldn't have taken you for one of those types, not with equipment like that. Are you seriously enlisting?"
"Why yes! The advertisement called to all able-bodied and pre-armed fighters. I am indeed both of those."
The Attendant snorted "I think you're underselling yourself a little bit, shouldn't you be serving as some sort of hedge-knight?"
Geremiah had considered the notion before, but had not gone with the idea. Being a hedge-knight would involve probably sitting around for most of the year looking after some lord's estate while he went off saving the world. Not really what Geremiah was looking for. A sellsword certainly lacked honoour, but he attributed it the people involved not the occupation itself.

"No, I'm afraid not. Can you help me?"

The attendant fished out a small scroll from his pocket, and handed it over. "Take this as an offer of employment. I was given two and asked to give them to anybody who stood out as special. You'll be treated a lot damned better than if you went to anybody else I can guarantee you that."

Geremiah thanked the man and read over the letter. He read out the sender aloud "A Captain Kayden?"

"Aye," the Attendant answered, "My two boys served under him a few years ago. Damned fine man in my books and I've given him free pastries for years. He comes by every now and then and we chat. He'll look after you good and proper."

Without any better options Geremiah thanked the man and paid him, before heading off to lose himself amongst the various stalls for a few hours before going to this 'guard tower'.




He knocked on the door twice, loud enough to be announce himself and yet quiet enough that he wouldn't interrupt any conversation. After two seconds he opened the door and stepped in. Again this day he felt more eyes raise to look at him, though these eyes were all a little stranger than the last lot.

"Sorry I'm late, I was busy in another ruin not far from here before I noticed this was the place."

At the head of the curved table sat a moderately armoured man, presumably Lord Kayden, who regarded him casually

Geremiah stood there for a brief moment, "I'll.. Sit down," he said awkwardly and politely started sipping his drink while studying subtely those around him. It was a smooth-ish Ale that went down fine enough. He hadn't really had better, they rarely served Ale in the nobility but he'd grown a taste for it since he started travelling
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