@TessaractYeah, I just haven't got caught up on the reading. I'll try to post today, but if you have to continue, go ahead. I'll fix my post to reflect that.
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Keep forgetting to post, and power was out last night.
@Lucidnonsense"I don't remember." he responded bluntly. "Probably Second or Third. I know in the First I was working with a succubus to get priests to break their vow of celibacy, mostly because of her. It was one of two hundred years after that. I was trying to turn priest to the other side, don't remember which, when one of the Knights realized I was a demon. Or maybe he realized I was turning priests. Can't remember. He picked up a relic of some sort and hit me over the head. Some time later I woke up in Asphodel, unsure how I got there. It must have had some real powers, because the wound still hasn't healed."
"Poor memory. I was topside during the Crusades. One of those Knights Templar hit me over the head with a relic. Long ago I could remember every mission I was sent on and the details. Now, I can barely remember my client's regular drinks. It's part of why I bought this bar. Forgetting a drink order isn't near as dangerous as forgetting a mission half way through." He point at the human's glass. "Want something else? I have some human food around too if you're nostalgic. Bring it in from some of the 'heaven' areas. Sometimes the dead, demigods, and humanoid demons like to order some sort of meat-on-bread thing called a 'hamburger'. No idea why it's called that."
@Puff Adder"Haven't really followed the fights recently myself. Last time I watched was in the 1940s when they threw those human war soldiers in there. Only a few could stand up to a good demon fighter."
@Puff Adder He assumes you're just a demon in human form. Not sure myself if you are or not.
@Lucidnonsense I responded, in case you want to continue with your character.
@Lucidnonsense I responded, in case you want to continue with your character.
A Gladiator with a sword and shield walked upto the bar. His leather skirt clapping solemnly against his thighs.
"I'll have that sex on the beach." As he slid his sword into his shield.
"No rocks."
Of course, in hell "on the rocks" meant literal rocks, so he just avoided putting any in. Whale blood, pureed kelp, coconut milk, with a dash of lust and a pinch of adultery for flavor. Poor it in a salt rim martini glass and you're done.
He set the glass in front of the guy. "So, what brings you here?"
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Why can't I remember to post?
@Lucidnonsense"Keeps the customers happy." Bloodletter responded, dipping another glass into the lava. "Some of the stupider and frailer ones think that it will sterilize them and make them safe. Could clean them with holy water to sterilize and uncurse them, I even keep some around for tests of courage and the like, but I'm not burning my hand for less than an Ahnk." He set the now cleaner glass down and looked at the Qlippoth. "Can I get you a drink? Perhaps something with a carnal sin? Got a special on 'Sex on the Beach'"
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