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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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- Australia, Silver Knight -



The armoured giant quietly observed the party as Ozo and Firebrand explained themselves. It's voice was like a children's choir, a change which appeared to signal something akin to amusement. "Indeed. My purpose is merely to find the false god who rules this place. I am what you would call a.... paladin. I serve the Prince of Pleasure, the Lord of Chaos, Slaanesh. And my goal here is simply to enforce the rule and domain of my deity." The strange figure would respond only with amusement to the disgust Damien no doubt felt at being confronted by one of the servants of a God of Chaos, antithesis to Asmodeus. "But I find myself unable to penetrate into this being's domain. This place is a maze of mirrors, and reality is not as it seems. It is a veil even I am somewhat unable to pierce." A hint of anger underlied the creature's words, and a sympathetic wave of hatred for this place struck the party like a wave. It was difficult to stand here and not agree with all this stranger said.

"Allow me to help us both." The figure turned to Firebrand, and a wave of power rocked nearby trees. "I alone may be unable to pierce these defences, but perhaps I can assist you in your quest." He reached out one armoured gauntlet, and as he opened his hand the very air seemed to tremble. All could feel the magic emanating from the object he held, but Firebrand most of all. Even without the assistance of the emotional whirlwind this would have sent his mind tumbling. What was held in those hands was impossible, and yet there it was, floating as if it had any right to exist here, let alone be presented to him once more. "Consider this a gift, devil. Wield it, and open the path, that we may proceed. I know that you will have the power to do so." Hovering over the paladin's palm was a small black stone, the Crest of Infinity, one of the most powerful artefacts from Firebrand's home universe. And he knew that he could simply reach out and take it, regaining the power he had willingly surrendered.
- Darquesse -



With a slight giggle Darquesse once more sped across the room. To Kyoko's now augmented vision she was a blue of shadows and lights, clearly caught up in something else as she half payed attention to the answers. In truth the questions had ceased to interest her the moment they had left her lips, but more interesting was the question of whether or not the girl would answer. She appeared at the back of the room and reached out, feeling the aura of the place. People had died here, buried alive within these walls. The first to have come here, those who had resisted her rule. Your garden variety necromancer would draw power from these walls, and combine it with the power within themselves. She, however, was a God of Magic, linked through her True Name to the Source. She merely opened herself up and she felt magic fill her, flowing through her fingers and into the world, suffusing the very air. The ground trembled and the winds whipped in this little basement, lights burning out as Darquesse spoke the language of magic. She could feel the very heartbeat of the earth, the atoms in the air, the slow march of time as it flowed about her. And she reached out, gripping the very fabric of this reality, and she wove it into a more pleasing form. And as he hands moved the world obeyed, and space and time bent to her command. This was the power of Darquesse, the Death Bringer, the Destroyer of Worlds. And before such power, the very laws of physics trembled.

After a few moments the torrential winds seemed to die down, and some sense of normality returned to the basement. Darquesse panted, as she grinned wildly. When she had started, she had not known she could do what she had done, and yet now she knew it could be no other way. Her understanding grew by the day, and even within this alien world her powers grew ever greater. And when when her powers returned to her in full once more, she would once more walk between worlds, and extinguish the light of the stars. But that was for later. Remembering that she was in the company of another she gestured, the wind once more tidying her hair as her perspiration obediently evaporated. She could not allow herself to look tired, nor betray the effort that task had taken. Instead she flashed Kyoko what she considered a reassuring grin and tossed her a black gem. When Kyoko caught it she would feel a strange tingling in her hands at it's touch, as if electric, but felt none of the agony that would have been inflicted upon other mortal beings. Her lack of a 'soul' in the traditional sense as a receptacle for magic allowed her to hold this object without fear for the necromantic magic within. Darquesse spent a moment marvelling at her own genius, and then proceeded to explain her plan as she rummaged through a series of metal cabinets.

"All right, let's see. There's a fellow over the sea who's protecting something. Some damn fancy magic too, because I can't for the life of me figure out how it works. Anyone I send, including myself, forgets where they were going and heads back. I've been testing it for months now, and nothing I try seems to work. But you, you should be completely unaffected, considering your.... unique, nature." Darquesse did neglect to mention that, had she not had such a need for Kyoko's assistance, the girl would herself have been dissected, searching for the reason for this lack of a soul. "Now this little gem should open up a portal, allowing me to rip through my opponent's defences. If you carry it into the heart of the nation there'll be nothing stopping me from entering. Then I'll know what's at the core of this strange magic, and I'll simply break it down from within." Darquesse smiled at the prospect, her face settling into preemptive smugness as she imagined besting her evasive opponent.

She retrieved a bundle of cloth from inside of the drawers. Unwrapping the thick but smooth material she revealed a long dagger made from an amber-coloured metal. It was the image of practicality, not adorned with any gaudy decorations. But something about the way Darquesse slowed down while holding it gave the impression that this was a powerful object indeed. "This little baby was designed to kill Gods, and from what I can tell it can. Holding it is fine, but even the slightest cut will instantly kill just about anything. Not sure if it would work on you, but I would recommend not testing it. The results tend to be final, and if it does work, even my powers would be unable to bring you back. If you manage to run into whoever caused that little bubble of protection stab em with this. If you're lucky they'll rely on magical protection, and this thing will go straight through that. Remember, all you need to do is nick them." She carefully handed the weapon to Kyoko, taking her own warning into account as she avoided the edge. Normal weapons were all but useless against her, but this thing was among the few things that could actually put her down for good. "So, any last words before I toss you into a strange land of mysterious and inexplicable magics?"
@Flamelord
Shame. You will be missed, despite the arguments.
- Darquesse, Darkblood Camp -



Examining the pitiful little girl in front of her, Darquesse considered an intimate and personal testing of it's apparent strength. Clearly it's abilities were significant, but it possessed no control, no skill with it's newfound powers. That lended credence to her story, quite probably she had only become eligible for whatever phenomena was sucking people into this place the moment she gained these powers. And in that very moment, she was whisked away to Wonderland. Fighting her would be no challenge. Perhaps once she had figured out how to throw a punch proper she'd rethink the offer, but for now she had far more important tasks to complete. She had no time to mess with random kids, unless.... hmmm. Well, she did need a 'volunteer'. Originally she had thought to use more Cleavers, but they lacked the willpower to serve her purpose. And it's not like anyone was expecting this girl to exit this house alive. There would be no issue if she just disappeared into the night, never to be seen again. Not that it night, but whatever.

"What a stunning oversight indeed. It appears you've just been scrounging by, not a clue where you are or why. Allow me to remedy that for you, shall I not? You're currently in my little sandbox, and someone's been messing with my toys." Darquesse smiled, and gestured broadly outward. After a moment it became clear that this gesture was meant to encompass Darkblood Camp, if not the whole world. "I'm not entirely sure who it is, or why, either. You're here because I would like your help solving that little mystery, no? And don't bother considering the offer, I'm not exactly asking." Darquesse gave Kyoko her sweetest smile as she stood up, and a gesture launched Kyoko onto her feet, willing or no. "But first let's see if you qualify, shall we not? I'm going to need to get you into proper shape if we're going to be doing anything. After all, while throwing lemmings into a meat grinder is certainly amusing, it's not exactly productive. Unless you're trying to grind lemmings, I suppose." Laughing, Darquesse whisked Kyoko of her feet, and before she knew it she was in a completely different area, with no knowledge of how she'd gotten here.

The new area was large, underground, and dark. The air was filled with the rotten scent of corpses mixed with a strange chemical smell, like ammonia. The ground under her feet was hard-packed earth, and illumination was provided by a few fireballs floating around the place. The ease with which Darquesse moved around in the shadows showed that these fireballs were there for her benefit, rather than anything else. "One of my favourite arts is the art of Necromancy, as I'm sure you've heard. So I could just cut you open, stitch you back together and call you a cleaver. But the task I want you for requires a bit more... autonomy. Good news for you, I suppose." A passing fireball illuminated a set of long white tables, likely looted from a hospital, upon which lay several stitched-up bodies. Single corpses, with wires and vials plugged into them and several runes carved into their flesh. Some of them were moving, and a rack of grey overcoats made clear that this was where the Cleavers were made. As for where the 'materials' were gathered.... who knew. "So, tell me about yourself. What's your favourite food, what was your job, star wars or star trek? Oh, and, can you actually fight? Like, even a little bit? Cuz if you can't you'd better pick it up fast, girl. It's a dangerous world out there." Darquesse winked at Kyoko, even as her hands quickly opened up a nearby corpse to remove several organs, and then stitched it back up.
- Alucard, Conference Pavilion -



"Interesting. A shadow of a shadow, or perhaps even further. But it seems that you interacted with yet more shades from beyond your own realm, did you not? Certainly, there is a reason you know that name." Alucard floats down, smiling down at Mithias. The world seemed to have conspired to bring these shadows together, and Alucard briefly wondered if this was more than mere coincidence. Perhaps it was destiny that had brought this exchange to pass, that confronted him now with this shade. It was this thought that spared Mithias' life as Alucard looked him over, head cocked in silent contemplation. The seething swarm of teeth and claws that had devoured the Third Company was silenced, and tension filled the air as Alucard heard Mithias out. The words interested him little. He knew all he needed to know. "You chase shadows, and yet you are confronted by the real thing. The one you seek is dead, and has lain dead for a long time. You will not find him here. Although, perhaps, in this multiverse of shadows, perhaps you could have found him once more. Certainly you have wasted your chances in mistaking me for him, little vampire."

"You have come here of your own volition to confront me, despite my warnings. Your life is in my hands, and I am not known for my mercy. Indeed if I were merciful I would kill you now, it is certainly within my power. But I shall deign for you to continue your futile little struggle, and see how well you fare when destiny is arrayed against you." Alucard raised his fingers to his lips, and cut the tip of his index finger on one of his sharpened incisors. "I am not known for games either, so appreciate the exception I make here. If I am to end everything, I might as well squeeze what joy I can from the world's dying breath. I hereby condemn you, Mithias Vladomere, to slaughter all you hold dear. To wander, and fight, and struggle until you can no longer, and then to end the lives of your petty lords by your own hand. This shall be your curse." Like a flash of red Alucard streaked forward, and stabbed his hand through the younger vampire's heart. Mithias found himself impaled, but worse yet he could feel Alucard's vile blood mingling with his own. Just a few drops escaped into his bloodstream before Alucard drew back his hand, but he had seen first hand what even a single drop could do. Even now his body twisted and squirmed on the inside, his vampiric immune system struggling to fight off this foreign contaminant. "You will remain yourself for as long as you face me, Mithias, until the end of the world itself if you so please. But the moment you falter, in death or in dishonour, my touch will devour you, and twist you into the agent of your allies' destruction. I will watch you, always, with your own eyes. And I will enjoy seeing how long you last, how long preached morals and principles will keep you on your feet." Alucard allowed himself a chuckle, as if he had just said a bad joke. Then, the world went black.

An unknown amount of time later, Mithias would awaken on a beach unknown to him. The wound in his chest had closed, but a blackened scar reminded him of the infection that now festered within. It would grow inside of him and drive him insane, before turning him into a monster like the one that had first chased him out of the Atlantic. Or perhaps something worse. This was his fate, and the only way to escape it was to overcome the impossible and defeat Alucard. Of course, first he would have to figure out where he was.

(I leave the choice of where Mithias awakens up to you, Wraith. Pick any continent/faction/country).



- Australia -



It seemed that whatever mysterious presence had taken a liking to Tiny was not so easily dispelled. It seemed strange for a divine being, unlike the divine entities that Wraith was familiar with. It seemed old, unspeakably old, perhaps older than magic itself. However, the small ritual did seem to push it away, although it was clear that this ancient deity still had some claim on Ozo. Perhaps it was the shard of the magic-defying sword in Ozo's metaphysical gut that kept them tethered, or perhaps this entity was simply not impressed by Asmodeus, with beings such as this it was hard to tell. Perhaps, in the strange realm of Australia, even Asmodeus was not able to act to aid a loyal follower. Certainly, this place didn't seem keen on obeying any of the other rules laid out for it.

The group, heading towards the silver knight, found themselves encountering the same problem. They walked in circles despite knowing the way, occasionally crossing entire expanses of land that simply had not been there before. At one point it seemed they marched through the same damn forest area over a dozen times, each time with a subtly different landscape. As if they were being taken on a pretentious tour of all alternate versions of this small patch of trees. It was soon clear that if they were making any progress it was slow and impossible to measure, even taking to the air was often more disorientating than helpful. The group was forced to camp for the night, and continue their journey in the morning.

Early the next morning, as the group was waking up and packing their stuff (undoubtedly Damien had been able to conjure up a magical tent or two), the camp was approached by the figure they had been aiming to meet. Standing at a solid two-and-a-half meters, they were far too large for a normal human. However their heavy armour showed no skin, and it's formless nature betrayed no hints as to what form of creature might lie beneath. More telling was it's aura. As it approached the gathered adventurers found themselves strangely excited, emotions and thoughts shooting through their head at high speed. Sudden bursts of grief invaded into their minds, depression worming at the corners of their heart interspersed by bursts of unadulterated joy, sadistic glee and even love. Emotions running the full gambit of extremes coursed over them like sprays of water, an effect that made it profoundly hard to concentrate, or even form solid thoughts. In fact it was rather hard to decide how anyone felt about anything around this strange silent figure. What most certainly did not help was the constant sense that another was observing, some unspeakable entity was looking over the silver giant's shoulder, grinning at all of them. It was not the friendly kind of grin.

"Greetings, mortals. You should not be here, in this realm of mystery. But I suppose it's secrets are up for grabs." The figure's voice was like a whispering torrent, a cascade of whispers in a hundred voices singing in unison. Hoarse screams of pain and melodious orchestras conspired to assault the listener's ears, and in fact their very sense of self. This disorienting choir voiced the being's thoughts, but it was clear that this creature was not physically speaking, as much as projecting it's thoughts into a physical medium magically. "And yet, in this party walk disciples of different gods, from different realms. How interesting. You carry your false deities with you like a plague. I had not intended for this to become yet another game of chess." An emotional wave like a frown washed over the area, briefly simplifying the creature's confusing aura. But then it started up again, as it continued unabated. "This land does not welcome gods or mortals. But my brother is not the only one who can keep secrets. Tell me, mortals. What is it you seek here? Tell me what you desire, and I might grant it to you."

It is now Day 2
- Darkblood Camp -



There were no 'guards', in the traditional sense, in Darkblood Camp. Darquesse was too powerful to require guarding, and possessed nothing of sufficient value to be worth stealing, considering the inevitable consequence of such. The people were 'policed' through a series of spies, the populace turned against one another as each knew that every other could be working for Darquesse. Undoubtedly it had been one, or several, of these spies that had spotted and reported Kyoko. But these spies were not tasked with retrieving anyone. Often Darquesse would deal with dissidents personally, but for lesser issues she had a group of 'Cleavers', grey-robed silent figures who strode forth from her mansion wielding scythes. Little was known about them besides that they were inhuman, absolutely loyal, and really damn fast. On the few occasions that they had been engaged in combat, it had been swift and brutal. It was these mysterious figures that apprehended Kyoko one fateful afternoon, and dragged her bodily to the mansion in the center of the camp.

She was pulled through the streets by a pair of cleavers, guarded by two more, and the citizens of Camp Darkblood parted and whispered as the procession passed through. The front of the mansion was a gory sight indeed, and there was a reason nobody lived in the nearby houses. The tall white walls were splattered with dried blood, several flayed corpses hanging from shackles brutally slammed into the rock. They writhed jerkily, mouths devoid of teeth opening and closing with empty, gurgling croaks. They thrashed, bleeding, not allowed to die, serving forever more as a reminder of what happened when you crossed Darquesse. Some fates were worse than death. It was not a reassuring sight, and might be the last thing Kyoko saw as she was prostrated before the massive wooden doors. With a heavy thud and creak they opened, and she was tossed inside with surprising strength. The wooden doors slammed shut behind her, and she could hear the lock clicking into place. It was a sensation not unlike being swallowed by some immense creature.

The inside of the mansion was surprisingly well-lit. A large chandelier boasted countless tiny crystals, which glimmered and shone in the light of the candles hung among them. Large windows let plenty of lights into the wooden hall, although from the silence she could tell they were designed to be soundproof. Two spiralling staircases lead up to the second floor, which looked out imperiously over the entrance hall. Where previously one of the bedrooms had stood, in the center of the elevated second floor, someone had torn out the walls and door to allow one to look out towards the entrance from the room below, which had been retrofitted into a makeshift throne room. The entrance was lit by two equally makeshift braziers, being someone's barbecue pit welded onto a set of metal pipes that were clearly not intended for this purpose.

Kyoko flew up the stairs, not of her own volition. She simply lifted off of the ground and seemed to float there on a solid carpet of air, like a leaf on the wind. She was deposited in just that throne room, about a meter from the glorious chair the room was named after. It was a fancy chair, with spikes and candles and a bunch of improvised additions, but it really paled in comparison to the figure who occupied it. Darquesse was about 18, based on her physical appearance, but there was an inhuman quality about her. Her skin was pale and unmarred, almost dollike, while her black eyes seemed to dig into Kyoko's soul. Her nails were perfectly manicured and dyed black, and she wore a surprising amount of make-up. She wore no 'clothes', technically, but was rather shrouded by a twisting cloud of shadows, a second skin of solid darkness that shifted and wriggled at her slightest thought. The shadows seemed to grow deeper as Darquesse looked down at Kyoko from her slightly elevated position, and the lights grew as the flames burned twice as tall. "My pets are wonderful creatures. They do the dishes, launder the clothes and walk the dog, as well as bringing me little treats like yourself. But they find themselves unfortunately lacking the brainpower to speak, even to their lovely mistress. So please, tell me, what got you dragged here? And don't bother lying, I can tell when people lie." The look Darquesse gave her was not malicious, but rather bored, as she absentmindedly played with a coil of hair. But a hint of a smile spoke of the dark possibilities in Kyoko's immediate future.
- The Darkblood Camp -



While most of the world had received a smattering of superpowered individuals, a larger than normal number of them found themselves concentrated in New Zealand. Across the planet, there were several groups of individuals from diverse universes who decided to work together in small settlements. Not quite factions, but something more similar to the city-states of old. These groups either had not encountered the main factions, or had decided to maintain their neutrality, often to protect themselves from inter-faction conflict. The former applied to the pretentiously named Darkblood Camp. It had been formed (and named) by the all-powerful Queen Darquesse, or at least that's how she demands others refer to her. Through brute force and sheer sadism she had forced the unwilling to cooperate, and instituted her own little dictatorship. Fear of her wrath meant the inhabitants remained peaceful and obedient, even as their tyrant queen surrounded herself in luxury. Those few that had dared rise up against her had soon discovered the extent of her power, and the depth of her sadism. Dissidents were forced to fight to the death in arenas, slaughtering their former comrades and allies, matches orchestrated to maximise suffering. Only one was allowed to leave in such tournaments, the rest had their mutilated remains decoratively placed around Darquesse's mansion.

Of course, even in the darkest corners of the world there is light, and not all of the residents of Camp Darkblood are evil. In fact, very many are kind souls, pushed into silent toil by Darquesse's oppressive rule. She required little of them, besides their stated obedience, and that they obey her vague laws. And so they simply waited, more people gradually gathering in this small camp. They either popped into existence, or waded here across the ocean from the land on the horizon, with no memories of why. But of course there was nothing there worth anyone's time, so people overall ignored it.
@Luna
well, I'm glad that you managed to get over or past whatever has been bothering you for the past 3 years.

Hiya, btw.

Also, don't worry about bringing issues to the table. I believe there is not one person here besides myself who doesn't have some sort of trauma. In my experience, it just adds flavour.
I apologise profusely for my truly abysmal posting rate, school and other real-life forces have conspired to devour a significant chunk of my free time. I will start off Day 2 as soon as the current interactions are at an end, in a couple of posts. I will also be able to post more rapidly over the weekend, and hopefully also thereafter.
- Australia -



Shooting up, Firebrand is treated to a wide panorama of desolate and empty landscapes interspersed with clumps of plant life both familiar and alien. A copse of trees stands less than 100 meters away from what appears to be a giant scaly mushroom with teeth. But despite this there is no indication of either the massive branching structure that he had previously observed, or in fact any signs of life. It's clear at this point that something is messing with his perception, but nothing could prevent the strange niggling feeling at the edge of his thoughts, as if he could only just see something large and metal from the corner of his eye. But any time he tried to focus on it it was gone, or turned out to be merely another grey human structure. After a bit, though, he manages to spot the very landscape shifting in an interesting manner. He notices an entire area of the land seemingly.... bending, twisting around without ever truly moving. Soon it becomes clear what is the reason for this strange phenomena, as Firebrand spots a figure clad in blinding silver marching through the wastelands. Despite moving in a straight line the figure is constantly turned around, ending up walking the wrong way, and no amount of self-correction is enough to get back on track. As if the very fabric of space was bending to misdirect the figure.

Closer analysis shows the figure to be clad in thick silver armour in the style of a crusader, but with none of the typical marks. A large greatsword is slung over the figure's back, and their armour is covered in seals and small decorations. Scrolls of parchment and severed heads hang side by side on the warrior's belt, contrasted against the shiny silver plate mail. The warrior also seems impossibly large, two meters at least, and walks with a slender grace that shouldn't be possible in that much armour. This is all secondary to a completely different odd feeling that assaults Firebrand's senses as he observes the stranger, a strange tingling across his skin as if he was conducting a light electrical charge. By the way the figure tilted it's head towards him he had been noticed, although admittedly he himself was not overly stealthy, a giant red armoured dot flying through the clear blue skies.




Meanwhile, Ozo found himself recovering from the voice attempting to overrule his sense of reason. Unfortunately, his blessing came with it's very own curse. Even as he managed to surpass the strange weapon's anti-magic field and digest it, he feels a presence observing him. As if a pizza-sized eye had opened right besides his head, glaring at him. He felt a cool breath upon his neck, and the scent as if something long and slippery were crawling across his back. It was an unpleasant experience, but more unpleasant was the knowledge that this action had managed to attract the attention of something that felt both large, and old. The gaze of an ancient deity. For the moment he could feel no active interference, but being in the sights of ancient and powerful beings very rarely ended up going well for just about anyone involved, with the possible exception of that deity's personal super-zealots.
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