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300 word minimum is pretty standard for casual level and up in my experience
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Just discovered Dog TV. My pitbull and I have a new shared hobby.
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Barbenheimer 2023
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There's a panhandler who hangs out on the street corner by our dispensary every afternoon with a sign that just says "Green 4 Green?" and tbh, I respect my boy's confidence.
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Name: Taylor
Pronouns: They/them
Age: Mid 20s
Relationship: Married (happily, I might add)
Time Zone: Arizona (we hate daylight savings, so it's MST year-round)
Writing History: I've been on a number of different roleplaying websites for over a decade and a half
Hobbies: Writing, fitness, driving/exploring, hiking, camping, traveling, tabletop games, anything NEW (I love trying things I've never done before)
Roleplayer Profile

Format: 1x1s only. Maybe I'll try a group RP again someday, but I've never had one last longer than a few months
Posting Speed: Depending on my schedule, I can usually post at least once per week
Favorite Genres: Modern, Historical, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror/Dark, Fantasy, Slice of Life, Dystopian, can be convinced to write some Sci-Fi
Hard 'no's: Fandoms. Sorry, but I can't maintain interest in characters/worlds I didn't build with my partner
Template: Public threads or PMs. I prefer to keep all my RPs in one place, so no emails or G-docs or the like
Rating: Comfortable with 18+ content, but it's not a necessity and I prefer not to center a plot around explicit scenes
Level: Advanced. Will consistently provide around 400-700 words per post, but can occasionally leap to 2000+
Character preference: One main character, but large side casts are greatly enjoyed. Because I write long posts, I prefer not to double
Gender preference: Male. You'll be hard pressed to convince me to play a female that isn't a background character. It's just not my forte
Romantic Relationships: MxF or MxM (currently prefer MxM)
Character Images: Faceclaims or detailed descriptions only. I envision the characters like real people in my mind, so I can't take anime seriously
OOC chat: Yes please! I'm a total extrovert who loves to get to know the amazing minds behind my partners' characters

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Finished my post!
I included a fun little dream for our lovestruck Crow ;3

Aw, that sounds like a lot of fun! Traveling with friends is better than just traveling with family imho

I'm definitely an adventure person, haha. My motto is that if I don't have a good story to tell after I visit a place, I wasn't trying hard enough
...Hence the drunken pirate ship in Mexico xD
I'm thinking about going clubbing when we go back in August. My friend told me about a super popular club that's only a five minute drive from the condo we'll be staying at. I've never been clubbing before, but the people of Mexico know how to throw some amazing parties! I think it's the perfect place to go to my first one
Crow was just beginning to tune out Penelope and Hartley’s conversation when the boy said something that caught his attention. ‘The heart wants what the heart wants,’ huh? He thought, surprised at the depth of Hartley’s words. I’m impressed the kid came up with something like that. He knew it to be true though. His heart longed for Penelope, even though it seemed like everything and everyone was against him. Their gap in their statuses, the culture of Brerra, their individual futures… all of it stood as a barrier. He couldn’t go after the knight, even if he knew she wanted him too. But she doesn’t, he reminded himself. She doesn’t have feelings for me the way I do for her.

He glanced back at the others, and was surprised to see—for a fleeting moment—a slight redness in Penelope’s cheeks. She was blushing… and she was looking at him. His heart began to pound in his chest. Could it be that he had been wrong? Was there more to her kindness than mere friendship? For a moment, he wondered if there was a chance after all.

“Well then your heart is being foolish,” Penelope said to Hartley. There was a stubbornness to her voice that quickly dashed Crow’s short-lived hope. He turned away again, staring out the window of the wagon as the buildings in the town rolled by. Of course there wasn’t a chance. Penelope was a beautiful woman. Why would she want to be with a thief when she could have any noble she wanted—someone who could care for her the way she deserved to be cared for.

He knew he could never treat her properly. Since she didn’t approve of stealing, he couldn’t even claim to be able to provide food or shelter for her without going about it through less than wholesome means. He had never learned how to tend a field like the other men in the outer villages, so he couldn’t farm. He also didn’t know anything about blacksmithing or carpentry or other jobs that required a specific skillset. Thievery was his whole life—and it was a life Penelope wanted nothing to do with.

Still wrought with disappointment, Crow closed his eyes. He didn’t want to keep thinking about Penelope, since the thoughts brought him nothing but pain. He wanted to sleep and put it all behind him. The rise and fall of his chest grew softer as he slowly faded into slumber.

--

Crow dreamed he was back in Brerra. He stood in the center of a large ballroom in the king’s castle, while nobles danced in circles around him. He looked down at himself, only to find that he was dressed in an expensive surcoat. As he wondered how he had gotten there, he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned to see his father and mother standing beside him, both beaming proudly.

“You’ll do just fine, son,” his father said, giving Crow’s shoulder a squeeze before letting his hand fall.

“No matter what, we love you,” his mother stepped forward in a lavish gown and wrapped her arms around him in an embrace.

“Thank you,” Crow found himself leaning forward in an eloquent bow. His feet carried him away from his parents and towards a nearby staircase, where he stepped into line with a dozen other young noblemen. He looked up to see the king of Brerra—a green-eyed man sporting a balding head of white hair and a silvery beard, with a jagged scar across his face—standing over the crowd.

“Honored guests and venerated suitors,” the king’s voice boomed, sending a hush across the audience. “I am pleased to announce that my daughter, Princess Penelope Vermillion, has made her decision.” There was a brief applause, and then the king went on. “After a season of courting, the princess has chosen the man whom she wishes to marry.” His stern eyes swept over the line of noblemen, coming to a rest on Crow. He could feel the excitement bubbling up inside of him as he predicted what the king was going to say.

“Prince Lockton, step forward.”

Crow felt his legs carry him forward once more as he complied. He bowed deeply to the king, keeping his emotions in check.

“I give you my blessing to marry my daughter,” the king stepped aside, holding out a hand to the princess who had appeared at his side. Though he was still positioned in a bow, Crow snuck a peek at her. His breath caught in his throat.

Princess Penelope was gorgeous. Her long brunette hair was pinned and braided in a complex style; her smiling face shone radiantly down upon him; her scarlet dress flowed like water around her body, cinching in the middle to show off her supple waist. Every small movement she made was full of grace, but best of all was the friendly, yet mischievous simper on her pink lips that seemed to say: I don’t like all this pomp and pageantry any more than you do.

“Come, young prince, and join your betrothed,” the king said with a welcoming gesture.

Crow’s heart fluttered with nervous excitement as he climbed the stairs to stand beside the two royals. When he reached the top, the king took his and Penelope’s hands in his own and raised them to the spectators. “Kingdom of Brerra,” he said proudly. “I present to you your future king and queen!” The crowd erupted in cheers and applause. Crow and Penelope met each other’s gazes. She grinned at him in that infectious way of hers, and his heart skipped a beat. He felt like the luckiest man in the world.

Before he knew what he was doing, Crow swept the princess up in his arms and pressed his lips to hers in a passionate kiss. He didn’t know where he had come from or how he had gotten there. All he knew was that he never wanted the moment to end…

--

“Crow… Hey, Crow! Wake up!”

Crow blinked his eyes open and looked around the wagon in a daze, momentarily forgetting where he was. Where were all of the nobles? The king? His bride? Suddenly, everything came back to him all at once and his heart sank. It had been a dream. He wasn’t in the palace of Brerra; he was in a cart in some Younisian town. He wasn’t engaged to marry Penelope either. Even though the dream had been pleasant, it left him in a dismal mood.

“Get up, lazy ass,” Hartley stood over him with his hands on his hips. “We’re here. William needs us to go to the inn and arrange a room.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Crow groaned, sitting up and rubbing his eyes with the heel of his palm. “Give me a second, okay?” Still disoriented from his vivid dream, he took a moment to gather his bearings by letting his green eyes wander over his surroundings. Hartley stood impatiently off to his side, William and Abraxas were outside of the wagon discussing something, and Penelope…

His heart leapt into his throat as memories of his dream resurfaced. He felt warmth creep up his neck and into his face, and he quickly turned away from her, willing the flush to go away. He needed some time away from her so he could forget about the dream.

“Let’s go,” he said to Hartley, rising to his feet.

The young thief eyed him for a moment before nodding, “Took you long enough.” He hopped down from the wagon and led the way to the inn, with Crow following right behind him.

Once they were away from the wagon, Hartley slowed his pace to walk at Crow’s side. “So,” he narrowed his eyes suspiciously at the older thief. “What was that about?”

“What are you talking about?” Crow said, feigning confusion though he was pretty sure he knew what the boy was going to say.

“That look you were giving my Penelope,” Hartley said. “Don’t pretend like you don’t know. I saw it.”

Crow sighed. There was no point in hiding it when the kid had caught him. “It’s nothing,” he explained. “Just a dream that didn’t mean anything.”

Oh,” Hartley smirked at him knowingly. “Don’t worry. I get it.”

“It wasn’t like that,” Crow gave the boy a shove.

“Sure,” Hartley winked at him.

“Just shut up,” Crow shook his head, deciding it was better to leave the kid to his assumptions than tell him about the details of his actual dream.

When they reached the entrance of the inn, Crow held open the door for Hartley to walk through with him. “Let’s get that room, shall we?” he said, taking on his Younisian accent once again.
Sorry I'm taking so long to reply! My husband got home from work before I finished writing my response, and we're hanging out now since he's been so busy lately.

Planes are super safe ^^ There's nothing to worry about. I'm just paranoid for some reason lol

Oahu is nice! Very touristy, but there's a lot of fun stuff to do because of it :)
Sounds like it'll be a great wedding location

Same, haha. I took lessons when I was really young, but I haven't ridden a horse in about a decade.

Your brother sounds like he has an awesome job! I wish I could travel for work x3
Unfortunately, the career field I'm studying for isn't very mobile. I'll just have to go on vacations when I can

I can respect that ^^ My husband is actually not a huge traveler either, but he indulges my wander lust xD
He prefers to lay around at the hotel, while I like to go out on adventures
I may or may not have joined a pirate-themed booze cruise last time I was in Mexico >.>

I've heard you have to set aside a few months to drive the whole length of 66, but I'll probably just do one leg of it if I ever find the time to go.
Living next to it kinda sucks, because the road by my house is packed with tourists in the summer. I can't even get gas for my car easily because it's impossible to get back on Route 66 from the gas station with all the cars xc
It's only a one lane street because its so old, and it hasn't kept up with the city development, so it's always overloaded
Crow settled down comfortably in the wagon with Penelope and Hartley. He could already tell that this leg of their journey would be far more pleasant than the last. Without William breathing down his neck or Abraxas fumbling for control, he could finally let down the guard he had been keeping up for the last two days. He leaned into the pile of blankets, feeling at ease.

Naturally, Hartley sat himself down next to Penelope. They spoke for a while as the knight asked what had happened when Abraxas was on guard. Hartley simply answered that he and Crow had been ‘messing around,’ to which the older thief shrugged in agreement. He let out an exaggerated sigh when Penelope spoke about how neither of them would be stuck with William or Abraxas again for a while, “Thank the gods for that. I don’t know how much longer I could go without giving William a reason to kill me.”

“On the subject of people killing you,” Hartley spoke up brightly. “Why can’t William? I remember you mentioning you have a king’s protection.” His dark brown eyes lit up excitedly. “What’s that all about?”

“Let’s just say I need to steal something for the King of Brerra,” Crow said nonchalantly. “And if I die before I get it, that king is going to be pretty angry.”

“What do you need to steal?” Hartley pressed.

Crow hesitated. The kid seemed innocent enough, but he was still a Younisian. He might have been loyal to the Younisian king, and Crow didn’t want to risk making him turn against them. “Don’t worry about it,” he waved a hand dismissively. “It’s nothing special. The King of Brerra is a collector of weird things, and he just wanted me to get him something from Younis.”

“Fine, don’t tell me,” Hartley pouted. He turned to Penelope, smiling coyly, “Whatever it is, I bet its beauty doesn’t come close to yours.”

Crow snorted as he watched the boy flirt. Hartley was insatiable. Although, he was thankful Hartley was as young and tactless as he was, or he may have actually been competition to worry about. The thief shook his head, Who am I kidding? It wouldn’t matter either way. Penelope isn’t interested in criminals like us. She’s a noblewoman; and noblewomen end up with noblemen. Thieves like us aren’t good enough for someone of her status.
That's good! California has so much going on, I bet it isn't hard to find interesting things to do :)

Hawaii is amazing! I'm jealous~ I've been wanting to go back for a while, but it's too expensive.
Which island will you be visiting?

That's an amazing first trip out of the state.
Ironically, I love traveling, but flying scares me to death xD
I get really bad flight anxiety, even though I've done it so many times. It's really weird

Horses are cool, haha. Did you ever ride them or do you just like the animal?
Japan is on my bucket list too! I have a friend from there who told me I can stay with her if I ever want to visit, and I'm thinking about taking the offer when I have the money for a plane ticket.
I also really want to visit Santorini, Greece <3 It's the island with all the white buildings and blue roofs.

I honestly want to go everywhere that I can. Backpacking in Europe, visiting friends in China, Japan, and Korea, driving Route 66 across America (I literally live right next to the portion that goes through AZ, so I have no excuse not to lol). Traveling is just so much fun

This summer, I'm road tripping around AZ a lot as well as going to Florida and Mexico, and maybe Colorado if I can find the time x3
Crow watched the exchange between William and Penelope with interest. The older knight was acting like he didn’t understand why the thief preferred her, but Crow knew he was just trying to save face. William would never admit his method of handling criminals was inferior to someone else’s. He shifted his weight on the branch so he was laying down on his stomach as he continued to observe the knights below him.

Eventually William left with Hartley, leaving Penelope to talk to Crow alone. He grinned down at her when she said he was giving William a heart attack. “Eye for an eye, darling,” he said, casually dangling one arm over the edge of the branch. “I’m just returning the favor for yesterday.” He pushed himself to his knees and stood up, balancing steadily as he leaned against the trunk of the tree. “Although I suppose I can give him a break, since I said I’d come down when you got back.”

He hopped down to branch a little farther down the tree, landing smoothly before he continued working his way from bough to bough. Climbing back to the ground was its own type of thrill. It wasn’t as strenuous as going up, since he wasn’t fighting against his own weight, but he still had to be careful about finding sure footing. This time, he practiced his speed, shifting his weight back and forth as he maneuvered effortlessly to the branch he had use to hoist himself up in the beginning.

When he reached the branch, he used one arm to swing himself out of the tree, touching down lightly on the forest floor. He couldn’t help showing off a little bit in front of Penelope. He dusted himself off and walked with her back towards the wagon, “Since you’re back so soon, I take it your trip to the town was uneventful?”

Up ahead, he saw William frowning at a map in Abraxas’s hands. They talked quietly amongst themselves for a moment before the older knight turned to address Penelope, “From here on out, we’ll be travelling through Younisian towns, so you and Abraxas will be switching places.” His lip curled of its own accord, as he was clearly upset about the situation. “Since we’re leaving the forest behind, we’ll be staying in the local inns, which means…” he turned to Crow and Hartley unhappily. “You two must arrange our stays.”

“Are you saying you need me?” Crow said, his eyes wide in mock astonishment.

“You have one job to do for the next few days,” William muttered sourly. “Don’t push your luck, and don’t mess it up, thief.” He walked back to his horse, muttering about inconveniences under his breath.

“I bet he’s regretting not learning the accent now,” Crow nudged Penelope. He took up his position in the wagon bed once again, pleased with how things were turning out.
Really? Traveling is literally my favorite thing x3
I've driven at least 2000 miles in the last few months on various road trips, haha
If you ever want a travel buddy, seriously hmu xD I love going to new places and sightseeing
(it's one trait in Crow I may or may not have pulled from real life)

Smalltalk: Is there anywhere you want to go? Either in the country or out of it?

I think snow is better when you visit than when you live in it, but I don't hate it yet lol
Plowing a driveway to get to class in the morning because my uni doesn't understand the concept of a snow day isn't that great
It's kinda fun to skid on the ice when nobody else is on the road though ^^;
Yeah, I left because it got to 120 in the summer xc
Way too hot for me

Nice! Are you in SoCal?
I'm still in AZ, but I'm in the northern part now, which is basically Colorado. Super pretty with lots of trees, and deer that like to run in front of your car at night xD
Especially around my house. Like what the heck
It also snows in the winter, which is fun
Oh, cool! Your mom has a great birthday ;p

Thanks, haha. Poker is super fun! It's one of my favorite games because you have to be good at reading and deceiving people.
It's like a battle of wits and luck~
I've never played with real money (more than a couple dollars) on the line though, so Vegas will be interesting.

I feel that. I used to live in the Phoenix metropolitan area of AZ, but I moved north because it was too hot xD
Granted, it's still pretty warm in the summer where I live, but there's a thunderstorm happening right now, so it's nice and cool

Good luck with the heat! Cold water, wet rags, and all that :D
Crow leaned against the side of the wagon, his arms folded over his chest, as he watched Penelope and Hartley walk off together. He had been hoping William would let him go in the boy’s stead since it did make more sense for the female knight to be escorted by someone closer to her in age. Unfortunately, the hardheaded man cared more about punishing him for “causing trouble”— Crow still maintained that the mess in the marketplace had been Hartley’s fault—than he did about seeming believable.

“Don’t make me repeat myself,” William grumbled, gesturing for Crow to get into the wagon.

“I’m not going back in there,” Crow said without meeting the knight’s gaze. “If you get to take a break and stretch your legs, then so do I.”

“You should know better than to test my patience, thief,” William rested a hand on the hilt of his sword.

“And you should remember I’m the reason you’re here,” Crow retorted. “The king sent me, not you, to do this mission, and I’d like to be in condition to carry out the job. That includes taking a break from that cramped cart every once in a while.”

William glared at him for a moment before he finally stood down, “Fine. For the sake of our performance in Younis, you are permitted to remain outside until Penelope returns.”

“Thanks for your generosity,” Crow drawled sarcastically. He turned away from the knight and glanced back at the forms of Penelope and Hartley as they receded into the distance.

As long as he was free to be outside, he decided he might as well genuinely gauge his level of fitness. Since the beginning of their journey a week ago, he had put on a little more weight. He wasn’t as rail thin as he had been the day he left prison. Additionally, the fights and other trouble he had encountered had helped him regain some of his former strength and stamina. He had noticed that he was able to run faster and longer when he had escaped from the noble camp than when he and Penelope had gotten away from the same group at the Gods’ Mirror Pond. It wasn’t much overall—he was still far from his peak—but it was something.

Crow stepped over to a nearby tree and gazed up at the branches. They looked sturdy enough to hold his weight. He reached up and grabbed the lowest branch with both hands, giving it a few sharp tugs. It held firm.

“What are you doing, thief?” William asked cautiously, watching him from off to the side.

“Just testing something,” Crow answered vaguely. He turned his attention back to the tree. Inhaling sharply, he jumped, lifting himself off the ground. His underused biceps flexed, straining against his weight as he hauled himself onto the branch. Though climbing was a bit more difficult for him than it had been a year ago, he managed to swing somewhat gracefully into the tree.

“Get down from there,” William snapped.

“Relax,” Crow grinned at him, rising precariously to his feet. “I’m training for my assignment.” Ignoring the knight’s protests, he reached for another branch over his head and ascended higher into the tree. He enjoyed the feeling of working his body in ways that stretched its abilities, and climbing was one of the best ways to do that. He relished in the cool breeze on his skin, the burn in his arms and legs, and the pumping of his heart. It made him feel alive.

When he reached a point where the branches grew too thin to hold his weight, Crow stopped going higher. He sat down, dangling his legs over the edge of the branch he was perched on, and looked out over the town. Being so far above the ground made him feel powerful. He could see everything, but he was untouchable without a bow. It was an incredible sensation.

He peered down to see a red-faced William still shouting up at him. “I have permission to be outside as long as Penelope is gone,” he called down to the knight. “You never said where.”

“Damn thief!” William spat. “Come back down here now!” He suddenly noticed Penelope and Hartley as they approached from the town. He turned to his comrade, somewhat reluctantly, for help. “Penelope, get the idiot out of the tree. He listens to you for some unknown reason.”
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