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Name: Taylor
Pronouns: They/them
Age: Mid 20s
Relationship: Married (happily, I might add)
Time Zone: Arizona (we hate daylight savings, so it's MST year-round)
Writing History: I've been on a number of different roleplaying websites for over a decade and a half
Hobbies: Writing, fitness, driving/exploring, hiking, camping, traveling, tabletop games, anything NEW (I love trying things I've never done before)
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Format: 1x1s only. Maybe I'll try a group RP again someday, but I've never had one last longer than a few months
Posting Speed: Depending on my schedule, I can usually post at least once per week
Favorite Genres: Modern, Historical, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror/Dark, Fantasy, Slice of Life, Dystopian, can be convinced to write some Sci-Fi
Hard 'no's: Fandoms. Sorry, but I can't maintain interest in characters/worlds I didn't build with my partner
Template: Public threads or PMs. I prefer to keep all my RPs in one place, so no emails or G-docs or the like
Rating: Comfortable with 18+ content, but it's not a necessity and I prefer not to center a plot around explicit scenes
Level: Advanced. Will consistently provide around 400-700 words per post, but can occasionally leap to 2000+
Character preference: One main character, but large side casts are greatly enjoyed. Because I write long posts, I prefer not to double
Gender preference: Male. You'll be hard pressed to convince me to play a female that isn't a background character. It's just not my forte
Romantic Relationships: MxF or MxM (currently prefer MxM)
Character Images: Faceclaims or detailed descriptions only. I envision the characters like real people in my mind, so I can't take anime seriously
OOC chat: Yes please! I'm a total extrovert who loves to get to know the amazing minds behind my partners' characters

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As soon as the pressure was removed from Crow’s chest, he dropped to his knees, gasping for breath. He lifted a hand to his chest and forced himself to inhale slowly so he could check the severity of his injury. Fortunately, it didn’t seem like the mercenary had broken any of his ribs, but he would definitely feel bruised once the adrenaline wore off. He shuddered. That was a little too close for comfort. The mercenary had only needed to stab upward once, and the short sword would have pierced his heart. He was thankful Penelope had reacted to the situation so quickly, or he would have died.

He looked up dizzily as Penelope moved to put herself between him and the other man. If their lives weren’t on the line, he might have found their size difference laughable. However, even though Penelope was much smaller than the mercenary, Crow knew she was skilled enough to hold her ground—at least long enough to buy them some time.

As the two began to fight, Crow rose unsteadily to his feet, slowly coming back to himself. He watched the skirmish from a distance, feeling a pang of anger as he saw Penelope get beat down by the enormous man. Even more frustrating was that he wanted to help, but he didn’t know how. He wasn’t strong enough to overpower the mercenary, and he doubted a professional killer like that would fall for his usual tricks of escape.

His eyes shifted to the attacker’s sword, which laid on the ground not too far away, and he swallowed. It looked like weapons were the only chance he and Penelope had against such a powerful opponent, but he didn’t think he could bring himself to use one. Sure, he had brandished a dagger before, but he had only used it to fool his enemies into surrendering peacefully. He had never even cut a man before, let alone tried to inflict a mortal wound.

Your life isn’t the only one at stake right now, he reminded himself. If not to save yourself, at least do it for her.

Crow edged towards the fight, fighting the instinct to turn and run. By this point, both Penelope and the mercenary had disarmed each other, their weapons lying scattered on the ground. He heard her cry out, telling him to take the dagger before the other man could get to it. She held the mercenary back, trying to slow him down, but there still wasn’t much time.

Without thinking, he sprinted towards the blade and dove for it, snatching it just before the burly man’s fingers could wrap around the hilt. He rolled aside and jumped back up to his feet, grimacing painfully. In his haste, he hadn’t paid attention to which part of the dagger he had grabbed. His hand stung as the blade bit into his skin.

He could already feel the panic setting in. His breathing became shallow and his head grew foggy. Don’t look at it, he closed his eyes, shakily turning the small weapon around so the hilt was in his hand. There’s nothing there. It’s fine. I’m fine. He felt warm liquid seep between his fingers, and he staggered. Oh gods.

Crow’s eyes snapped open again as he heard the sound of a booming howl. The mercenary had finally managed to tear himself away from Penelope’s grasp and was charging towards him. In a surge of energy driven purely by the instinct to survive, Crow lunged out of the way. He turned around to face the man, who was now grinning at him savagely. It took him a moment to realize that the man had reclaimed his short sword when he had barreled past him.

This was why Crow hated mercenaries. Nothing was ever a mistake when it came to the way they hunted their prey. They were always one step ahead, calculating exactly how they were going to kill their targets. He took a step back, glancing at Penelope. In her condition, he doubted she would be able to run, or even fight much longer for that matter. He felt helpless. A battered knight and a thief with a fear of blood against a man who murdered people for a living. It wasn’t much of a fair fight.

Ahhh, e thiall vith nessau. Hov tailvins,” the mercenary walked towards him slowly.

“I don’t know what you’re saying,” Crow took another step back, uncomfortable with how close the man was coming to him. He raised the dagger in his hands, but the gesture only made the man laugh.

Navkord tuu,” the mercenary stopped, just out of Crow’s reach. He cleared his throat and spoke again, “Elā ippuḍu gurin̄ci.

“Okay, I understood that,” Crow stared at him in surprise. The man had switched to Gorman, a language Crow knew well. He eyed the mercenary suspiciously, switching to the other language to communicate, “Nēnu ī viṣayānni mīku telusā?

Idi nāku telusu nā pani,” the mercenary examined the blade of his sword, as if the conversation was uninteresting. His crystalline eyes flicked up to meet Crow’s gaze, “Nā āhāraṁ gurin̄ci nēnu telusukuṇṭānu.

Enduku mīru nannu ceptunnāvu?” Crow asked warily. “Nannu campaḍāniki mī pani kādu?

Idi,” the mercenary pointed his sword at Crow’s chest. “Kānī nēnu dānini mugin̄cēmundu nā vēṭanu bhayapeṭṭaḍāniki marinta ānandin̄cēdi.” He showed his rotting teeth in a brutal grin. “Mīru bhayapaḍarā?

“Hmm,” Crow stood up slightly straighter, attempting to bluff. “Nēnu ninnu tīsukeḷtānu.

The mercenary let out a braying laugh, “Evarikainā takkuvagā unna bōlḍ padālu.” He reached out to grab Crow’s wrist, pressing the thief’s dagger against his own sternum. His eyes glinted in amusement as the color drained from Crow’s face. “Nēnu kōrukuṇṭē mīru nannu campalēdani nāku telusu.” He leaned forward, causing the blade to cut into his chest. Dark red blood oozed from the wound.

Crow’s eyelids fluttered at the sight, and he felt his legs giving out beneath him. However, just as he began to collapse, the mercenary held him up by his wrist.

Cūḍaṇḍi?” the man eyed him sadistically. “Idi cālā saradāgā uṇṭundi.” He lifted his sword to Crow’s arm, using the blade to pull back his sleeve and expose the skin underneath. “Miśramāniki mī raktānni elā kalapāli? Nēnu mīru konni kōtalu ivvālani kālēdu... Lēdā mottaṁ viṣayaṁ āph, mīru kāvālanukuṇṭē.

The day dragged on as slowly as it possibly could have for Roman. He spent most of the time playing online poker, trying to earn a little extra cash by gambling since he couldn’t make anything more on commissions. Unfortunately, his rotten luck continued to ruin his day and he finished with a loss of two hundred. He sighed and leaned back in his chair, resting his arms behind his head. Bye bye, grocery money.

Ten minutes before five, his boss came back into his office. The man’s face was scrunched in his usual oh-so-friendly manner, and his fingers were curled tightly around a piece of paper in his hand. He stepped up to Roman’s desk and dropped the sheet in front of him. “Congratulations,” he curled his lip. “My superior decided to add another thirty-five hundred to your salary.”

“Great,” Roman smirked. He picked up the paper, which was a signed confirmation of the five percent pay increase, and put it in his file cabinet. “Make sure you let her know just how grateful I am for the raise.”

“Oh, I’m sure you’ll show her, yourself,” his boss said dryly. The man was well aware of his hire’s reputation with women.

“Maybe I will,” Roman shrugged. “Why? You’re not jealous, are you?” He laughed as the other man just blubbered in response. “Relax, boss. You’re not my type anyway.” He got up from his desk and put his laptop back into his bag, which he swung securely over his shoulder. “See you on Monday,” he said on his way out of the office.

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October 2, 2015
New York, NY – Roman’s Apartment
5:37PM


Roman sat down at the small, dingy dining room table in his small, dingy apartment. He set down a paper bag of Chinese takeout he had picked up on his way home and picked up the remote to his small, dingy TV. Turning it on, he flipped through channels until he found a news report about a robbery in Times Square. He watched the story as he ate, attempting to use the chopsticks that had come with the food—although he eventually gave up and grabbed a fork from the kitchen.

He pulled his phone from his pocket to see that Abby had texted him again earlier that day… twice. She was more persistent than he had expected. He smiled to himself. It had been a long time since a woman had pursued him like this. He wasn’t used to it, but maybe it would be fun. He opened the text thread to find her new messages:

Haha, thanks. Maybe next time I should treat you to something.
Well, I don’t want to bother you anymore. You must be busy at work. Sorry! ><


Eager, yet bashful, Roman thought, popping another bite of orange chicken into his mouth. She’s an interesting one, alright. He tapped out a short reply:

Don’t worry about it. Home now.


He drummed his fingers on the table, thinking for a moment more before typing one more message:

I can’t say no to free food. How about dinner tomorrow at 6?


Setting the phone aside, Roman finished off the last of his food and tossed out the trash. He sat down heavily on the couch and flipped through more channels on the TV. However, before he could settle on something to watch, his phone buzzed from the dining table. He groaned and got back up to see who was calling him during his quiet time. Checking the caller ID, he found that it was his half-brother, Isaac. He stared at the screen in surprise. He hadn’t heard from his brother in almost a year.

Roman answered the call, “Hello?”

“Roman!” the younger man’s cheery voice boomed loudly in his phone’s speaker. “How’s it going, my brother from another mother?”

“What do you want, Isaac?” Roman said blandly.

“Come on,” he could almost see his brother pouting. “I know it’s been a while, but I can still call my big bro without needing a favor, can’t I?”

“I’m hanging up now,” Roman sighed.

“No, wait, wait, wait!” Isaac protested hastily. “Alright, fine. I’m coming to New York on Monday, and my lodging fell through. I was wondering if I could crash on your couch for a few days.”

“Why don’t you just stay with your girlfriend?”

“That’s the thing,” Isaac exhaled. “I was coming to visit her, but we just broke up. It’s too late for me to get a refund on my plane tickets, and I can’t get anyone to buy them off of me. I figured I might as well make a vacation out of this whole mess.”

“And you just expect me to drop my plans to take you in last minute?” Roman said.

“Please? I’ll pay you. How does twenty dollars a day sound?”

“Make it fifty and you have yourself a deal.”

“Thirty.”

“Forty.”

“Fine! Whatever. Just let me stay with you, jackass.”

“A pleasure doing business with you, little bro,” Roman grinned. “I’ll see you on Monday.” He hung up the phone and sat back down on the couch, flipping through channels once more, although every once in a while he checked to see if Abby had responded to his last text. He wasn’t sure why, but he felt more eager than usual to know if she would accept his offer for a second date.

She’s really something else to have me so hooked, he thought, finally settling on an old-fashioned monster movie. I just hope she’s as good in bed as she is good-looking. If he was going to be playing a long game, he wanted a worthy payout at the end.
That works out then because I'm sleeping 10-6 pretty consistently now xD

Got my post done~
So much action. I love it
Crow watched as the people in the streets began to retire to their homes. It seemed there wasn’t much of a nightlife in this part of Younis, as the road was quickly emptying and vendors were packing up their merchandise. Is there a curfew for nobles here? The thought appeared unexpectedly in his head. With how strict the people in this kingdom seemed to be about protecting their king, he wouldn’t have been surprised if there was one. Either way, the sudden quiet made him want to get off the street and find a place to stay all the more quickly.

He then noticed part of the reason for the quiet was that Penelope had stopped talking to him. He glanced at her to see that she was staring tensely at something off to the side. Following her gaze, he saw a tall figure in a dark, hooded cloak who seemed to be watching them from an alley. He bristled nervously, his breath catching in his throat. How did I not see him before? He silently cursed himself for being so complacent.

Just as Penelope began to ask him if he had seen the man too, the hooded figure raised a bow and fired an arrow in their direction with greater speed than Crow had ever seen in a knight. Fortunately, the attacker missed his mark, but the shock of what had just happened was enough to make the thief freeze in his tracks. Why was this stranger shooting at them? Why did it seem like everyone and their mother wanted him and Penelope dead? He wished these random assassins would just leave them alone.

Crow felt Penelope shove him between the shoulder blades, directing him to run with her into the nearest alleyway before the hooded figure could reload his bow. When they reached cover, he pressed his back against the wall and peeked out just far enough to take in the scene outside. The man who had attacked them was gone, and there were a few passerbys running to take refuge in the nearest buildings.

He rapidly assessed the situation. Whoever was trying to kill them obviously wasn’t known by the Younisians in the area, was exceptionally skilled with a bow, and seemed to close in on his target like a hunter, as was evident by his seamless disappearance. This guy knew what he was doing.

“I think it’s a mercenary,” Crow whispered to Penelope, meeting her gaze worriedly. He had only dealt with one other mercenary in his life—a knight in the outer villages had once paid a man to kill him, since he couldn’t do it himself—and he never wanted to do it again. Professional killers were the worst sort of people. Cold and calculating and completely ruthless, they were difficult to get away from after they put a target on one’s back. In fact, he would have been surprised if this man hadn’t already laid down traps for them in advance.

“Damn it,” Crow hissed. His green eyes flicked from one side of the alley to the other before landing on the opening at the far side. It looked clear enough, but… He blanched, suddenly, struck with a chilling realization. They weren’t safe in the alley. In fact, they had been cornered. He missed on purpose, he pounded the wall with his fist in frustration. They had stepped right into a trap.

“Penelope,” he turned to her sharply. “We need to leave here now. He’s going to—” Before he could finish the sentence, he felt his breath leave him. When he had turned away from the edge of the alley they were standing next to, the hooded man had sprung out from behind the corner and slammed into him with the backside of his forearm, pinning him to the wall.

Head swimming from the impact, Crow finally had his first real look at the mercenary. The first thought that went through his mind was that the man was a giant. Crow was fairly tall by average standards, but this guy stood at least a head taller than him. His stature was matched by a body armored with rock hard muscles. The man held him effortlessly against the wall with just one beefy arm.

The mercenary’s face was intimidating as well. He had a shaved, scar-covered head, piercing blue eyes, and a mouth full of missing teeth that was contorted into a vicious snarl. He stood close enough to Crow that the thief could smell his rancid breath.

“Who sent you?” Crow managed to regain his bearings enough to spit out the question.

Kaia dirr raemk maw yai,” the man growled. Crow raised a brow in surprise. Though he had heard many different languages in the outer villages, this one was unfamiliar to him. He winced. It was just his luck that the mercenary would speak a language he didn’t know.

Sa vo uvkorwarrk,” the mercenary went on in that strange foreign tongue. “Kauy lorru ku kaxer.” He brandished a short sword, aiming the tip to strike upward, just beneath Crow’s ribcage.

The thief gritted his teeth, struggling fiercely against the man’s iron grip. It was no use though; he couldn’t break free. Not now, he thought, pushing back helplessly against the mercenary’s muscular arm. Not like this.
Sweet. I'm starting to get tired again (that dang jet lag ^^;) so I don't know if I'll finish my reply tonight.
If not, I'll get it done as soon as I can tomorrow :)
You could have the mercenary attack in your post if you want to. I think they're starting to reach the end of their conversation
Crow felt an unexpected wave of relief when he finally told Penelope his real name. It was nice to open up to someone about himself after all those years of secrecy. He had been alone for so long that he never realized what a burden it had been to shoulder everything alone—his past traumas, especially. Even though nothing else had changed besides Penelope’s knowledge of who he was, he felt almost lighter, as if a weight had been lifted.

He smiled at her joke and met her lips when she leaned up to kiss him. “I’m sure my mother would be pleased that you think so,” he said when she told him that his name was fitting. “I’ve always thought so too. It was just safer for me to take on an alias when my reputation began to grow. The knights in the outer villages had a hard time trying to pin me down without a real name. They couldn’t figure out where I was from or who I was related to, and they couldn’t question anyone who knew me, because as far as they were concerned, no one did.” He sighed. “I suppose it doesn’t matter much anymore though. Everyone who knew me as Collin in Myerfall are all long gone by now. The people there don’t usually live past thirty.”

Crow felt a pang of sadness at the thought. Though he chose not to dwell on it, part of him always wondered if he would suffer the same fate as the other peasants in his home village. Taking on the dangerous occupation of being a thief certainly didn’t help his odds. If he really was destined to live a short life like his mother, he only had about nine more years left—and that was only if he wasn’t run through by a sword first. The realization made him shudder.

I left Myerfall, he reminded himself. I’m nowhere near whatever disease was killing the people back there. He forced himself to put the worrying thoughts aside. There were more important things to focus on at the moment.

“I’d like that,” he smiled when Penelope asked if she could call him by his real name. “It’ll be nice to hear it again. No one’s called me Collin in almost ten years.” He resumed walking with her down the road. The sun was starting to dip a little lower in the sky, so he wanted to find an inn. “I hope we find a place to stay before nightfall,” he commented absently. “I want to take advantage of sleeping in a real bed while I still can.”
I won~ x3
I’m most definitely not sober right now, but I’ll try to write my reply
It really is xD
We’re all tipsy and laughing at everything lol
Also we’re not totally sure what scrabble-legal words are anymore
They’re so cute TuT

My fam is playing scrabble again with tequila now lol so I’ll be a little bit longer before I reply
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