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There's a panhandler who hangs out on the street corner by our dispensary every afternoon with a sign that just says "Green 4 Green?" and tbh, I respect my boy's confidence.
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Name: Taylor
Pronouns: They/them
Age: Mid 20s
Relationship: Married (happily, I might add)
Time Zone: Arizona (we hate daylight savings, so it's MST year-round)
Writing History: I've been on a number of different roleplaying websites for over a decade and a half
Hobbies: Writing, fitness, driving/exploring, hiking, camping, traveling, tabletop games, anything NEW (I love trying things I've never done before)
Roleplayer Profile

Format: 1x1s only. Maybe I'll try a group RP again someday, but I've never had one last longer than a few months
Posting Speed: Depending on my schedule, I can usually post at least once per week
Favorite Genres: Modern, Historical, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror/Dark, Fantasy, Slice of Life, Dystopian, can be convinced to write some Sci-Fi
Hard 'no's: Fandoms. Sorry, but I can't maintain interest in characters/worlds I didn't build with my partner
Template: Public threads or PMs. I prefer to keep all my RPs in one place, so no emails or G-docs or the like
Rating: Comfortable with 18+ content, but it's not a necessity and I prefer not to center a plot around explicit scenes
Level: Advanced. Will consistently provide around 400-700 words per post, but can occasionally leap to 2000+
Character preference: One main character, but large side casts are greatly enjoyed. Because I write long posts, I prefer not to double
Gender preference: Male. You'll be hard pressed to convince me to play a female that isn't a background character. It's just not my forte
Romantic Relationships: MxF or MxM (currently prefer MxM)
Character Images: Faceclaims or detailed descriptions only. I envision the characters like real people in my mind, so I can't take anime seriously
OOC chat: Yes please! I'm a total extrovert who loves to get to know the amazing minds behind my partners' characters

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After a while of waiting, Crow heard the sound of rustling off to his right side. He glanced away from the sky to see Penelope step into the clearing. His heart fluttered excitedly at the sight of the warm smile on her face. Whenever she looked at him like that, she always made his pulse quicken. Her affection for him was something he cherished, and it made him all the more fond of her in return. He looked forward to spending every day of his life seeing her smile at him in such a way.

Filled with passion for her, he didn’t skip a beat as he left the tree he had been leaning against to meet her halfway as she approached him. He met her lips as she kissed him briefly before going on to say how happy she was that they didn’t have to wait a week to see each other. Slipping his arms around her back, he nodded in agreement. “Three days is good,” he murmured, pressing a few affectionate kisses to her cheek and jawline as he held her close to himself. “Not as good as meeting every day, of course, but much better than waiting a whole week.”

Leaning in again, he pressed a longer kiss to her lips, enjoying the feeling of being with her again after they had been apart. He lingered for a while before pulling back to meet her gaze with a grin, staring into those rich green irises he found so beautiful. “So,” he said, tracing his hand down the length of her back. “What do you think? Should we get the formal part of our meeting out of the way or…” he smirked at her flirtatiously and shifted closer to brush his lips along the skin of her neck. “…Should we start with something a little more fun?”
Thanks! It's looking like it won't be too bad, so I should survive the blizzard lol

We'll have most of Saturday and Sunday too, even if I do go out with my friends. Our plans aren't until like 6pm on both days, I think, so I'll have time before and after ^^
The following day, Crow continued to spend most of his time alone and away from the camp. With Simon and Hazel enjoying their time together as newlyweds, and Rikki trying to get physical with him every time he was around Alistair, he had become a bit edged out of the group. After growing used to their company, he felt slighted by the sudden change and had to remind himself that it was probably for the best that he couldn’t spend as much time with them. He was going to leave them all behind to be with Penelope after the war anyway, so it would be better for him to start distancing himself early on.

Lost in thought, he ambled aimlessly through the forest to the east of the thieves’ camp. Despite what he tried to tell himself, he still wished he hadn’t been pushed out this early. It had only been three days, yet he already missed the way they all used to live together so peacefully. Now, anytime he tried to spend time with them, he was either paid little attention or paid too much by Rikki. He let out his breath in a quiet exhale, rounding a fallen tree in the woods. When he had gotten back together with Penelope, he hadn’t expected his other relationships to get so complicated. He had been so focused on his excitement to be with her again that he hadn’t thought much about it. He hoped the war would end quickly, so he could put all of this complexity behind him.

As the sun dipped lower in the sky, Crow turned around to head back to the camp for dinner. He had conflicting feelings about spending the evening with his companions, but his empty stomach was enough to convince him to endure their company at least long enough to eat. It would only be a short period of time, after all. He just had to sit with them until he finished his food, and then he could part ways again. How hard could it be?

When he arrived back in the camp, he found that Simon and Hazel were already waiting by the fire. Alistair and Rikki were nowhere to be seen, which he guessed meant one of them had gone out in search of the other. Relaxing slightly now that he knew Rikki wasn’t around to smother him, he took a seat across from the others. “So, what have you two been up to all day?” he asked, hoping to distract them from asking him the same question.

“Simon’s been helping me collect herbs,” Hazel answered, turning to her new husband with a fond smile. “Now that we’ve found the cure to that disease of yours, I intend to start treating the villagers in Myrefall.”

“That’s great,” Crow said, feeling a wave of relief that they were finally going to put an end to the illness that had been taking the lives of the people in his home village for decades.

“Speaking of which,” Hazel turned towards him again with a curious look in her eye. “I haven’t asked you how you’ve been doing in a while, huh?”

“To be fair, I think you had other things on your mind,” Crow smirked at her amusedly. “But I’m alright.” He leaned back on the palms of his hands. “Not much has changed. I had another coughing fit earlier today while I was on a walk, but it wasn’t too terrible. I think there might have even been less blood this time.”

“Good,” Hazel said, seeming pleased.

“Do you think you’ll be able to fully resume your duties as our leader soon?” Simon inquired. “I’d like to step down from the ones I’ve taken over, so I’ll have more time to help Hazel with the villagers.”

“I can resume tomorrow,” Crow nodded. “Thank you for taking over for me, by the way. Alistair and Rikki need someone to keep them under control.”

“Of course,” Simon shrugged. “Someone had to do it, and I’m the most capable amongst the three of us.”

“You can say that again,” Hazel snorted, her blue eyes wandering to the cave entrance as Alistair and Rikki stepped inside, laughing loudly about something the others had missed. “I wouldn’t trust either of them to lead a half-witted donkey, let alone a whole band of thieves.”

Crow eyed her with a smirk, “Interesting. Does that mean you trust me?”

“I suppose,” the herbalist said reluctantly, lacing her fingers with Simon’s. “I still think my husband would make the best leader of the four of you, but I will admit you have some talent as well.” She casted him a wry look. “…Even if that talent is wasted on a reckless braggart of a criminal.”

“Ouch,” Crow said dryly. “And here I thought we were finally starting to get along.”

“I’m just being honest,” Hazel shrugged airily. “Everyone knows you were arrested because you don’t know when to stop running your mouth.”

“That was then,” Crow rolled his eyes. “I’ve learned my lesson.”

“I hope so. That pride of yours was your biggest weakness.”

“Oh, don’t misunderstand; I still think I’m the most talented thief in Brerra. I just meant I’ve learned to keep it to myself,” he shot her a sly wink.

“You’re incorrigible,” Hazel scoffed.

“I prefer to think of it as self-aware,” he grinned at her haughtily.

They continued to banter casually as Alistair and Rikki sat down to join them for dinner. Once everyone was present, Crow fixed a plate for himself and began to eat, occasionally checking the light level outside since tonight was the night he was supposed to meet up with Penelope again. He had told his companions about it this time, since she would be bringing him word of when the next battle would be. Simon and Alistair were a bit surprised to learn that he was going to keep seeing the knight after they had separated for a month—at least, as far as they were aware—but fortunately, neither of them questioned him much about it. He guessed they would be content as long as he kept bringing them news about the war.

When the time finally came for him to leave, Crow stood up and gathered his things, arming himself with his daggers and throwing his cloak over his shoulders. Even though he wouldn’t be going far from the camp this time, he still wanted to be prepared on the off chance a lucky knight wandered close enough to see him.

Once he was ready to go, he said a quick goodbye to the others and headed to the clearing to meet with Penelope. His heart beat excitedly with anticipation at seeing her again, and it didn’t take long before he reached the designated spot. Of course, he was the first to arrive, so he leaned back against a tree and looked up patiently at the night sky as he waited for her to appear.
Okay! I have to finish two projects by Sunday, so I'll probably try to get most of those done tomorrow and Friday then
I also have plans on Saturday and Sunday night, but I might not go, because I got sick today ^^; Depends how I feel by then
It's supposed to snow hardcore here over the weekend, so I might stay home to rest so I don't get worse before my presentation next week lol

Good news is I've got nothing on Monday xD
That's what I was thinking. There needs to be more of a reason than just speculation

Okay! I've got an early class and some errands in the morning, so I probably won't be able to get a reply up until around noon tomorrow
I was thinking it might be interesting if Crow's group actually raids the knights earlier on the same day that Jaxon's group does
It would make his conversation with Penelope even more confusing xD

Only way I know how ;)
Honestly I'm probably gonna get so sick of wings after this xD
Crow spent the rest of the afternoon on the riverbank with Alistair and Rikki, playing a game with dice. The game itself was entertaining enough, but he didn’t have the most enjoyable time with them. Naturally, Rikki made sure to sit as close to him as she could get, taking advantage of Alistair’s presence, since she knew he couldn’t brush her off as easily while the third thief was with them. He found her attempts to be physical with him frustrating, and eventually left to get away from her under the guise of taking inventory of their supplies.

Heading into the camp by himself, he decided he might as well actually take some time to go through their supplies, since he had noticed they seemed to be running low on some essentials. He stepped over to the mounds of boxes and bags where they kept their things and began looking over everything to see what they were missing. It took some time to finish, especially since he wanted to be thorough. When he was done, he noted that they were short on food, bandages, quality swords, arrows—he remembered that no one had collected the ones he had lost during the last battle—and money.

The thief crossed his arms loosely as he mulled over the situation. With another battle coming sometime soon, they would need to replenish their supplies in order to be prepared. They could always steal the food and war goods from the knights’ camp, but he was concerned about their dwindling gold. In the past, the and his companions had raided important supplies from the knights and held them for ransom to make money. That strategy didn’t seem to be working out for them very well anymore though.

He supposed he could always steal some weapons and sell them off to the Younisians like he had done the last time, but the idea didn’t sit well with him now that he was with Penelope again. With her life on the line in this war, he didn’t want to continue giving the opposing kingdom advantages in the upcoming battles. He sighed. It would all be so much easier if he could just steal weapons from the Younisians to sell off to the knights in his own kingdom. Unfortunately, with the bounty on his head, he couldn’t walk into a camp full of knights and expect to walk back out without trouble. It was too risky.

Maybe we could take something besides weapons that we could sell in a village market, he mused as he tried to come up with an alternative plan. They wouldn’t make very much by doing that, since the peasants didn’t have much money either, but it was better than nothing. Medicines and ointments from the inner kingdom would fetch a fair price in the outer villages, where such things were considered a luxury. If he and the others stole some from the knights’ physicians, they could hopefully make enough money to get by for a while.

“How does everything look?” a masculine voice spoke up from behind him.

Crow blinked and glanced back over his shoulder to see Alistair and Rikki walking towards him from the cavern entrance. They must have gotten bored of playing their game and come to see what he was doing instead.

“As we guessed yesterday, we need more food,” Crow answered with a shrug. “But we’re also short on some other things too, like bandages and proper weaponry.”

“Does this mean we’re going on another raid?” Alistair grinned, cracking his knuckles eagerly.

“Seems so,” Crow nodded. “We should go in three days. I don’t want to rush into anything after what happened last time.”

“That’s smart,” Rikki said in agreement, stepping closer to slip her arm around his and press close to his side.

He shot her a subtle warning look, but she just smirked back at him in response. He disliked how she had figured out a way to get close to him again. As long as Alistair or Simon were around, he couldn’t do anything to push her away without arousing suspicion. It was aggravating to be so restricted.

To make matters worse, he saw Alistair wink and make a suggestive gesture behind Rikki’s back. He averted his gaze and grimaced, There’s just no escaping them, is there? “I’m going out for a walk,” he said suddenly, pulling his arm out of Rikki’s grasp. “I’ll be back for dinner.”

“I’ll come with you,” Rikki grinned, moving to follow him out of the camp.

“Thanks for the offer, but I’d prefer to be alone,” Crow said with a smile. His words were friendly, but there was a cold edge in his eyes that cautioned her against trying to go with him. Fortunately, she seemed to get the message this time.

“Alright,” she stepped back, her grin wavering slightly. “I’ll see you at dinner then.”

“See you both then,” Crow tipped his head in a curt goodbye and stepped out of the cave, finally able to breathe easy now that he had managed to put some distance between himself and Rikki.
They're so cute cx

For real lol
Our leftover boxes weigh as much as our cat xD
The following day was a busy one for Crow and his companions. After enjoying a breakfast of rabbit and dark bread together, Rikki ushered Hazel off to prepare her for the ceremony. During their time in the inner kingdom, the thief had stolen a number of cosmetic supplies and pieces of jewelry from noblewomen that she had thought were pretty. She wore the adornments often, but only used her other beauty items sparingly, since she didn’t have much of them left. The fact that she was sharing them with the herbalist was surprising to Crow, since she held onto them like a precious stone.

While the two women were gone, Crow, Alistair, and Simon were left to spend the rest of the morning in each other’s company. They lounged by the edge of the river, attempting to skip rocks over the surface of the moving water. None of them were very successful since the rapids were traveling so quickly, but they didn’t really care, since the activity was just to pass the time until the afternoon.

For a while, none of them spoke, but Alistair eventually broke the silence. “So,” he said with a sidelong glance at Simon. “Are you getting nervous yet?”

At the question, Crow eyed the blonde thief as well, curious as to what his answer would be. Having never made any close friends who had been married before and having never gotten married, himself, he didn’t know much about the process. However, he would have expected Simon to be at least a little more emotional than he was acting now. If he didn’t know better, he never would have guessed his friend was about to have a handfasting ceremony at all.

“Not really,” Simon answered with a vague shrug as he tossed another stone into the river. “Why should I be nervous?”

“Maybe because you’re about to commit your life to another person forever?” Alistair rolled his eyes.

“I am,” Simon nodded. “But it’s only because it seemed like the most natural next step to take.”

“My gods, Simon. Do you even have feelings?” Alistair snorted. “Are you at least happy you’re marrying Hazel?”

“Of course I am,” Simon shot him a glare and then averted his gaze, his expression softening slightly. “She’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m elated that she wants to marry me.”

“I think that’s the most emotion I’ve ever seen out of him,” Crow whistled and turned to Alistair in mock amazement.

“I know,” Alistair shook his head. “You’d better not be this stoic when you have your ceremony, or it’s going to drive me insane.”

“What?” Crow blinked, caught off guard by the other thief’s comment.

“Come on,” Alistair smirked at him. “You and Rikki have been practically courting for a year. It’s about time you be a man and ask her to marry you.”

“It’s not like that,” Crow fought the urge to wrinkle his nose at the idea. “We’re just having fun. I have no intention of pursuing anything more than that.”

“Why not?” Alistair frowned. “You two are a perfect match in my opinion. Even if you don’t love her now, I’m sure you could learn to later.”

“I doubt that,” Crow muttered as he thought again about how she had broken his trust. Even if he wasn’t already committed to Penelope, he could never love someone who would betray him like that.

“Maybe you could just try courting her for a while and see how it goes?”

“No,” Crow said a bit more sharply than he intended. He wavered for a moment before going on in a softer tone, “I’m not going to court her. Now, can we please just drop it?”

“Alright, alright,” Alistair raised his hands in defeat and then laid back in the grass, folding his arms over his chest as he stared up at the sky. “Gods, neither one of you has any sense of romance.”

Crow rolled his eyes and picked up another stone to toss in the river, hoping the rest of the morning would go by quickly so his companion wouldn’t have time to bring up the uncomfortable subject again.

--

Fortunately for Crow, he got his wish. Almost promptly at midday, Hazel and Rikki returned for the handfasting ceremony. As the thief turned to watch them approach, he had to admit, the herbalist cleaned up nicely. Rikki had given her one of her more elaborate dresses and pinned her normally wild red hair up in a neat braid. Her face was also painted with noble cosmetics that the female thief had let her borrow. It was needless to say, her appearance left Simon speechless.

Alistair nudged his companion teasingly, “Ready?”

Simon nodded wordlessly and rose to his feet, his eyes transfixed on his bride.

Hazel blushed at his reaction and then turned to Crow, shifting her weight slightly, “I forgot to mention this yesterday, but… we’d like it if you would oversee the ceremony.”

“Me?” Crow’s eyes widened in surprise. “But I’ve never even been to a handfasting.”

“It’s easy,” Hazel assured him. “All you do is tie this to our wrists in the beginning,” she held up a thin red ribbon that he guessed had also been lent by Rikki. “And pray a blessing over the marriage at the end.”

“Okay,” Crow said tentatively, getting up from where he was sitting on the riverbank. “But I don’t get it. Why do you want me to do it?”

“Because you’re the reason why we met,” Hazel stared at him as if it was obvious. “If you hadn’t brought me out here to live with all of you, Simon and I wouldn’t be getting married in the first place.”

“I only brought you out here because I was sick.”

“Oh, just shut up and accept the sentiment,” Hazel snorted. “Will you oversee our ceremony or not?”

“I’ll do it,” Crow nodded quickly, eager to end the discussion before the hot-tempered herbalist got mad at him. He was still a bit nervous to accept the offer, since it sounded like an important role and he didn’t know what he was doing, but if they really thought he was capable of handling it, then he had no reason to refuse.

“Alright,” Alistair grinned, moving to sit a little farther away from the river with Rikki. “Let’s get this handfasting started.”

Simon and Hazel stepped over to stand in front of Crow by the water’s edge. The herbalist offered him the ribbon and then they both held out one hand each for him to bind with the thin fabric. Still feeling a bit overwhelmed at being called up to do the job at the last minute, the thief fumbled a bit with the cloth before he managed to tie their wrists together. Once he was done, he took a step back, so they could commence with the next part of the ceremony.

As he listened to them exchange vows, Crow’s mind wandered to Penelope. He smiled faintly as he thought about how they would be able to marry after the war. While he doubted they would be able to do anything as elaborate as a handfasting, he was excited by the idea of doing something to symbolize their commitment to each other. Perhaps they could come up with their own ceremony, one which just the two of them could enjoy.

He was drawn from his fantasizing when he heard Hazel clear her voice, and he realized she was waiting for him to end the ceremony. His heart beat nervously in his chest. While he believed in the gods, he wasn’t very religious, so he wasn’t sure what to pray in regard to a marriage. He swallowed the lump in his throat, Just keep it simple.

“May the gods always look upon your lives in favor and shower blessings over your marriage,” he said at last. There was a brief pause, and for a moment, he wondered if he’d said it wrong, but then Alistair and Rikki cheered, and Simon and Hazel kissed, and he relaxed.

“Thank you,” Simon nodded to him gratefully after he parted from his new wife.

“Of course,” Crow shrugged.

The two offered their bound hands to him once more, and he removed the ribbon so they could move freely again. With the handfasting ceremony over, Simon and Hazel walked off to have some time alone, leaving the other three thieves to spend the rest of their afternoon together at the riverside.
The thieves had an eventful day x3

Literally same. I'm so attached to the characters in this story, man xD

Nice lol I'll definitely be home before 9, so I'll be on when you get back

Thanks! cx We're gonna go ham at Buffalo Wild Wings lmao
They have buy one get one free wings on Tuesdays. We'll have leftovers for years
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