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300 word minimum is pretty standard for casual level and up in my experience
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Barbenheimer 2023
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There's a panhandler who hangs out on the street corner by our dispensary every afternoon with a sign that just says "Green 4 Green?" and tbh, I respect my boy's confidence.
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Name: Taylor
Pronouns: They/them
Age: Mid 20s
Relationship: Married (happily, I might add)
Time Zone: Arizona (we hate daylight savings, so it's MST year-round)
Writing History: I've been on a number of different roleplaying websites for over a decade and a half
Hobbies: Writing, fitness, driving/exploring, hiking, camping, traveling, tabletop games, anything NEW (I love trying things I've never done before)
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Format: 1x1s only. Maybe I'll try a group RP again someday, but I've never had one last longer than a few months
Posting Speed: Depending on my schedule, I can usually post at least once per week
Favorite Genres: Modern, Historical, Romance, Action/Adventure, Horror/Dark, Fantasy, Slice of Life, Dystopian, can be convinced to write some Sci-Fi
Hard 'no's: Fandoms. Sorry, but I can't maintain interest in characters/worlds I didn't build with my partner
Template: Public threads or PMs. I prefer to keep all my RPs in one place, so no emails or G-docs or the like
Rating: Comfortable with 18+ content, but it's not a necessity and I prefer not to center a plot around explicit scenes
Level: Advanced. Will consistently provide around 400-700 words per post, but can occasionally leap to 2000+
Character preference: One main character, but large side casts are greatly enjoyed. Because I write long posts, I prefer not to double
Gender preference: Male. You'll be hard pressed to convince me to play a female that isn't a background character. It's just not my forte
Romantic Relationships: MxF or MxM (currently prefer MxM)
Character Images: Faceclaims or detailed descriptions only. I envision the characters like real people in my mind, so I can't take anime seriously
OOC chat: Yes please! I'm a total extrovert who loves to get to know the amazing minds behind my partners' characters

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“I’m sure they will,” Crow rolled his eyes. “I have no loyalties to anyone that they know of, so they’re probably already trying to figure out how to form ties with me.” The thought of a bunch of noblemen scheming to use him to gain favor with the king was disturbing to the viceroy, but at least they were going to make it easier for him to start assimilating. If he could build a web of connections quickly, it would, as Penelope said, prevent the nobles who wanted him gone to do anything. He supposed he should start working on that as soon as he could.

When the knight announced that she had to go, he looked up at her and nodded. “Thanks,” he offered her a smile. “I’ll probably pass by your post sometime tomorrow, since you’re so close by. Good luck persuading the lieutenants.”

As she left, Crow finished off the rest of his drink and stood up from the table as well. “I should get some sleep too,” he said to Preston, who was still waiting for him on the bench. The servant dipped his head and rose to his feet too, following him out of the Great Hall.

For a while, neither of them said anything, but the attendant eventually broke the silence.

“You and that knight seem close,” he said, studying the viceroy curiously.

Crow turned toward him, caught off guard by the sudden comment. He’d forgotten how observant Preston could be sometimes. “Sort of,” he shrugged, attempting to act casually. “We’ve crossed paths off and on for the past couple years, so there’s some familiarity between us.”

“It didn’t look like familiarity,” Preston frowned. “She seemed concerned about you, and you both spoke as if you’re close.”

Crow cursed inwardly. “I don’t know many other people here,” he explained nonchalantly. “I suppose I just feel more comfortable around a familiar face.”

“Okay, but she knows other people,” the attendant pressed. “And she really seemed to care about you. I don’t know many people who would act like that around an acquaintance.”

“Who knows?” Crow shrugged. He hesitated for a moment, biting the inside of his lip as he came up with an idea. Though he didn’t like it, it was probably the best out he had left.

“Naida seems to think she fancies me,” he admitted after a pause, meeting the boy’s gaze as they walked. He hated throwing Penelope to the wolves, but Preston had caught onto them, so he didn’t have much of a choice. “I don’t know if it’s true, and I’m not very fond of gossip, so I haven’t bothered to find out.”

“I could see it,” Preston mused. He fell quiet for a moment before he added: “Do you fancy her?”

Crow scoffed. “You’re too nosy for your own good, you know that?”

Preston shrugged, “When you’ve lived at the castle long enough, it rubs off on you.”

“Well, you’d better keep your nose where it belongs, or I’ll shove it somewhere it doesn’t,” Crow warned, giving the boy’s side a prod.

“You still haven’t answered my question.”

“And you really don’t listen, do you?”

“It sounds like you’re interested in her,” Preston decided on his own.

Crow snorted, “Don’t start making assumptions. I just like to keep my personal life to myself.”

“You fancy her.”

“Alright,” the viceroy growled. He slipped his arm around the attendant’s neck, pinning him in a headlock. “I warned you. Keep your nose to yourself, dumbass.”

“Okay, okay,” Preston squirmed against his grip. “Let me go! I can’t breathe.”

--

When Crow got back to his room, he changed into his linens right away and fell back on his bed with a tired exhale. After his conversation with Penelope during supper, he knew he had a lot of things to do over the next few days, none of which he was looking forward to. He rolled onto his side and drew his blanket to his chin, closing his eyes as he settled down more comfortably in the silk sheets. Even though he wasn’t happy about getting closer to other noblemen, he knew it was something he had to do, and that meant getting a good night of sleep, so he could deal with them clearheadedly.

It can’t be that bad. I’m sure I can handle it, the viceroy thought to himself as he drifted off into a light slumber.
It's what Crow does best ;3

I might make a few CSs for the nobles he interacts with, since they'll probably be more recurring now xD
Crow shifted his weight when Penelope explained that the baron was only going after him because he’d wanted his son to take the title he currently held. Knowing the reason why the nobleman was trying to have him removed did ease his concerns a bit. If no one else had a personal vendetta against him like that, he supposed it was unlikely for them to side with the baron she had met with. He let out his breath in relief. It seemed like Naida really was right about the protection his father gave him—at least in part.

Still, that didn’t mean he was going to continue walking around the castle unarmed. Starting tonight, he was going to hide one of his daggers underneath his pillow and stow the other blade away in his boot.

As Penelope went on to say that there was a way for him to secure his position, he met her gaze with interest. If there were people after him, he was open to try anything. So, as she explained her idea, he listened thoughtfully, taking the suggestion into consideration. She was right that he wasn’t fond of the idea, but it was certainly something he felt capable of doing. After all, there was a reason why so many people called him a snake. He was quite good at using others to get what he wanted. Even though he didn’t like the idea of getting involved in castle politics, he didn’t seem to have much of a choice anymore.

“Use them, huh?” Crow mused, swallowing the last bite of his supper. “I could do that.” He casted Penelope a mischievous smirk. “I’m sure they all think I’m just a dumb peasant anyway. It won’t be hard to use that against them.”
He just wants everyone to leave him alone xD
Crow clicked his tongue when Penelope said that going to his father probably wouldn’t work. Naida had gone on and on about how he would be safe in the castle as long as he had Albin’s protection, but it was starting to look like his sister had been wrong. If the nobles that were conspiring to remove him were high enough in rank, it was going to be difficult to do anything to stop them. Unsettled by this new information, he took a long swig of wine in an attempt to calm his nerves.

When Penelope rested her hand on his arm, he turned back to her with a frown. Despite the confidence in her words, he wasn’t so sure she was right about the nobles refraining from doing anything drastic. Because of his history, they already wanted to see him hanged. What was there to stop them from taking matters into their own hands and offing him, themselves? They had plenty of money to hire someone else to do the dirty work for them too.

Looks like I’m going to be on the run no matter what my title is, he thought with a sigh. As a thief, he had been chased by knights and bounty hunters. Now as a viceroy, he might find himself the target of a hired assassin—an even more dangerous enemy to make. It was starting to feel like he wouldn’t ever be able to stop running.

Crow met Penelope’s gaze as she went on to assure him that her conversation with the baron had been enough to force him to act discreetly. “Maybe,” he shrugged, still not fully convinced. “But that’s just one man. What if there are others?” He frowned as he admitted the worry that was still weighing on his chest. “If there are more people of equally high rank who want me gone, the baron you spoke with could easily go to one of them. As you said, he probably has a lot of support, so even if you come forward about what he said, it’s going to be hard to convince anyone to listen to you.”

He ran a hand nervously through his hair. “Gods, I haven’t even been here for a week and there are already people out to get me. I haven’t even done anything to offend them either. It’s ridiculous.”
That'll be fun lol
Crow is paranoid now
Crow grinned when Penelope caught sight of him and began to make her way over. However, the expression quickly faded when he noticed the urgency in her walk. Suddenly worried that something was wrong, he studied her with a concerned look. Had something happened during her guard shift? Or perhaps the baron she had met with had opposed her idea of ending the war on peaceful terms. He felt a pang of frustration at the idea of some self-righteous nobleman upsetting the knight like that.

When she sat down at the table, he listened intently as she began to speak, only to be cut off by a passing servant who stopped by to ask if the knight wanted anything to eat. The viceroy casted the girl a sideways glance and then looked away, letting his gaze wander to Preston, who was now fidgeting uncomfortably in his seat. The boy was probably worried about what Penelope thought of him sitting at a table with nobles. After all, just because Crow was fine with it didn’t mean anyone else was.

He caught the attendant’s eye and made a calming gesture, hoping it would be enough to let him know that he wasn’t going to get in trouble with Penelope. It seemed to work. Preston nodded faintly and relaxed a bit, though he was still visibly tense as he met the knight’s gaze for a brief moment.

When Penelope said that the servant should listen too, Crow knitted his brow in confusion, wondering what she could possibly have to say that would affect both of them. He had been expecting her to tell him that her concern was about the baron, but maybe something else was going on that he didn’t know about.

The viceroy listened in surprise when the knight continued on to say that the baron she had met with was the one who had spoken out at his ceremony. He hadn’t expected her to meet with someone like that, but he supposed she would have to look for support wherever she could find it, even if some of the people she spoke with weren’t the most likeable. However, his frown deepened as she explained that the man had tried to use her for information.

“What a bastard,” Crow shook his head in disgust. Despite his outward calm, the news disturbed him more prominently than he let on. If there was already one person out to get him, then how many more could there be, just lying in wait for him to slip up somehow? The memory of the mercenary in his dream came back to him once more, and he shuddered. Recently, he’d been letting his guard down a bit more around the castle, but now he was starting to think it would be smarter to stay alert again.

Maybe I should keep a dagger in my boot too, he thought, drumming his fingers absently on the table.

“I should tell the king, right?” he asked in a low voice, meeting Penelope’s gaze with a hint of worry in his eyes. “I mean, we have no idea what these people are capable of. I’d feel better if we stop them before they get desperate enough to do anything drastic.”
I can't wait to see what other schemes they try to pull now xD
When Crow got to the Great Hall, he was quick to notice that neither Naida or Penelope were there. He was a bit disappointed, but it wasn’t too surprising. He remembered that the knight had some sort of meeting with a baron in the evening, and his sister normally arrived at the beginning of every meal. She had probably already eaten and returned to her room for the night. Since he had slept in, it had been unlikely for him to run into either of them.

He made his way over to an empty table and sat down while Preston walked off to the kitchen to bring out his dinner. For a short time, he rested his arms on the table and entertained himself by watching the other nobles in the room. Some of them still casted him occasional glares, but for the most part, they seemed to be ignoring him. He wondered if that meant they were finally starting to tire of hating him or if they were just learning to be more discreet about it. Either way, he was glad that they weren’t as openly hostile as they had been before.

After a bit, Crow grew bored of watching the other people, so he reached into his tunic pocket. Having suspected that he was going to be eating alone, he had brought along the book Udolf had given him, so he could spend the evening practicing his reading instead of sitting idly. It took him some time to figure out what page he had ended on earlier, since he had fallen asleep, but after some searching, he found a sentence that looked familiar to him.

Crow read until Preston returned with his food, only looking up when the attendant set his plate down in front of him. “Thanks,” he said absently, lowering his gaze to the book again as he tried to decipher an especially long word.

“Of course,” Preston dipped his head and proceeded to test the viceroy’s food. As he did, he glanced at the book in his hand. “I don’t see any pictures on those pages. Are you able to read now?”

Crow shrugged, “Technically, yes. But I wouldn’t call myself literate.” He tilted his head slightly, as if changing the angle of the word he was looking at would make its meaning clearer to him. “It takes me a long time to figure out what I’m reading.”

“I can tell,” Preston studied him amusedly.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” Crow looked up at the boy with narrowed eyes.

“You keep squinting at that book like it’s full of puzzles,” the attendant said simply.

Crow stared at him for a moment before he burst out in a short laugh.

“What?” Preston frowned.

“Nothing,” the viceroy shook his head. “You just said something that reminded me of someone I used to know.” He looked down at the book again and then widened his eyes as the word he had been trying to read suddenly clicked in his head. “Convalescing?” he muttered to himself, wrinkling his nose. “Gods, that word doesn’t look at all like I thought it would.”

“Con-what?” Preston leaned a little closer. “What are you reading?”

“It’s a record about the gods Uierr and Laphdeus,” Crow answered. “This part is about the time when Laphdeus poisoned his brother. Since Uierr is immortal, he didn’t die, but he spent the following year convalescing in solitude, and the world suffered a great famine while he was gone.”

“Oh, I remember that story,” Preston nodded. “It was the only time mankind gave offerings to Laphdeus, right? To beg him to lift his curse from their crops.”

“Yeah,” Crow looked up at the attendant with interest. Since they had met in the castle, he often forgot that Preston came from the same village and had grown up with the same stories he had. It was nice to have someone else around who came from the same peasant culture. Even though most of the other servants in the palace were commoners too, most of them had been born in the inner kingdom and had never even set foot in the outer villagers. It was rather fortunate that Albin had sent him this boy, who had not only been born on the border but also shared his home village, Myrefall.

“Why don’t you spend supper with me?” Crow offered with a smile, gesturing to the open bench across from him.

Preston glanced over his shoulder at the nobles in the Great Hall before turning back to the viceroy. “Alright,” he said quietly. “I’ll get my food.”

As the attendant walked away, Crow dug into his portion of dinner. He was glad that Preston hadn’t fought him on it this time. It seemed that the boy was getting used to the fact that he didn’t follow the same rules and traditions as everyone else, which was good news for both of them, since it also meant they would probably butt heads less in the future.

For the rest of the meal, Crow and Preston spoke about the legends they had been told in the outer villages when they were younger, comparing the versions they knew and exchanging stories the other hadn’t heard before. The viceroy found the conversation to be strangely comforting. It reminded him of the things he used to speak with other peasants about back home. By the end of it, he felt a bit nostalgic but also more relaxed than he had been in a while.

He was so caught up in the moment that he almost didn’t see Penelope come into the Great Hall.

When the knight entered the room, Crow looked up in surprise. He’d thought she had said she was going to eat dinner with a baron, so he hadn’t thought she would be stopping by to get food here. He was also confused by the briskness of her pace. She almost looked flighty to him, but perhaps she had just been worried that she had missed supper? Either way, he was excited to know he hadn’t missed her. He raised his hand to get her attention, hoping she would see him and know he hadn’t left yet.
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