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I think I'll just keep Corey's abilities the way they are in my original app. Spreading hairs should obviously be a pain but she already has a gang of thralls loyal followers a dozen strong waiting for her at school plus all the nameless Bratva goons daddy no doubt turned a blind eye to her brainwashing, so I think her Stand is plenty strong as it is :)
I believe this deserves a double Disney shoutout xD





MON Safehouse


"That's... that's cool," he said as politely as he could to Mao. "I... don't think I wanna know about that though. No offense."

Kyosuke resisted the urge to roll his eyes and sigh when Ryūko explained her ancestry. Great. The American Dragon. That explained all the guns waaaay too well.

Weird that her dad would be a Ryuu-jin and her mom would be a European dragonewt though, he thought idly to himself. You'd think it'd be the other way around.

Speaking of the guns, Kyosuke nodded his head vigorously as he had apparently tripped a very serious relationship flag with Ryūko (or maybe it was a death flag). He was starting to get a feel for the way things worked around here. Stay away from Usami's carrots, Misa's sugar and Ryūko's possessions in general, don't touch fluffy/scaly/hairy tail, and never ask about the things Mao may have done before MON. On each of these things, he had been warned.

"So, ummm..." he started. He wasn't sure why he was introducing himself now too, but maybe it was just because it felt like the polite thing to do. "My name is Kyosuke Keita. I'm uhhh... I'm 19 years old, I go to Tokyo University... I don't know why I'm saying this since you probably already read my dossier or whatever the government does with that information these days..."

He gulped.

"I... I don't have much experience with extraspecies, sorry. I grew up in a little town called Morioh and I've pretty much spent the last three years holed up in my dorm, and I am in... way over my head here. Sorry. I don't really know what to do or what to think... thank you for saving my life, of course. I mean uhhh... I guess what I'm trying to say is..."

Kyosuke, gulped, fidgeting.

"I'M SORRY!" he said, unexpectedly prostrating himself with a bow that took him from full seiza to "forehead on ground" in an instant. "THANKYOUFORHAVINGMEANDPLEASETAKEGOODCAREOFME!"
Nah I will soon.
So far none of this is inspiring confidence xD
I thought Usami's be thoroughly "introduced" already. ^.^


kek

Well Kyosuke likes to think of himself as a romantic, obviously. He doesn't "know her" know her yet (and not in the biblical sense) :P

Remind me again, do we have a full second team now? Because I could always contribute another character to even out our gender problems xD

EDIT: Also, just noticed this but

>"plain-looking yet powerful railgun"
>"plain-looking"
>"railgun"

You have clearly never seen an actual railgun :P
Alright, basically I just want y'all to introduce yourselves formally and then Smith have a little job for you to do~


MON Safehouse


Kyosuke was gonna say something to her, but then bunny boobies. Bunny boobies all over the place. In his face, everywhere. At first he tried to fight it, but then he just sort of gave in and let it happen when he realized there was no way he was strong enough to break her bear hug. Besides, hugs were nice (especially this one heheheheh...). He couldn't think of anything else he needed more after today.

MON... MON isn't bad, he thought. I mean they were a little scary, but they seemed like they were just ordinary people. Besides, Usami was nice, and everyone had been nothing but friendly to him so far (except for Misa of course). Maybe he was wrong for being so afraid of them.

Then he felt Usami's grip become crushing as he looked up and saw her eyes had become murderous. That was chilling enough on its own, but then she dropped him and kicked Misa so hard she bowled over Mao and sent the two of them sprawling on the floor. All for just touching her tail. Stay afraid, Kyosuke. Stay very afraid.




The next hour passed without too much fuss (now that Misa had left the room anyway), and Kyosuke ate quietly, pitching his introduction as a series of mumbles inbetween bites.
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