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You still gonna put up that OOC?
Hmmm... given that the last three Jojo RPs I was in all died prematurely, I'd say I'm game.
Bonny Mako


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And just like that he was dead. Falthon snatched up Vlad, and brought Bonny's prediction full circle. Somehow being right didn't feel so satisfying when it meant someone (even a complete wanker) had to die. Neither did being next on the menu.

Just as the Falthon had finished Vlad off and Bonny was sure she was next, Rowan rushed in and scooped her up in her arms.

My hero, Bonny thought sarcastically to herself, even though no one could hear her. I guess it's only fair you to get to save my life in return.

Rowan asked if she could run.

"Aye", Bonny gasped, her mouth dry and her heart still racing. "I can run... me Aura's dead in the water but... I still got some stamina left in these old sea legs... somehow."

She got on her feet and with Rowan's support, they started to run, making a mad dash to wherever the hell the Falthon wasn't. She was no fool, and if Rowan had seen fit to save her life then she wasn't dying here today either. Those balmy fools could stay behind and fight if they wanted. They'd be remembered as having brass balls... and scurvy for brains.

Bonny looked back at the rampaging beast, watching the blood spray from its mouth all over the forest floor. A tiny shred of a red coat fluttered softly to the ground, before being trampled underfoot. She closed her eyes.

"So long, sharkbait."


Labyrinthine


Kyosuke watched as they apprehended their suspect. A Greater Devil. He'd heard they could use magic and hypnosis to make people do whatever they wanted. So... that's how those men died. They were controlled against their will and forced to kill themselves inside their own cells. Even for criminals, that was too cruel! And... it was because of him...

Kyosuke felt a spark of indignation well up inside him.

"Usami-san, can I have the handcuffs?" he asked.

"What?!" Smith exclaimed. "Kyo-chan, you can't-"

"Smith-san!" Kyosuke blurted. "I... I want to do this myself. Sorry."

He walked ahead, taking the handcuffs. Slowly approaching Mao and the upside down butt, he wordlessly slapped the cuffs on her, then actually slapped her in the face.

"How could you do this!?" he asked, his voice wavering. "They... well they weren't innocent, but they didn't have to die! You people are all psychos!"

He was on the verge of tears. This was wrong. This was all wrong.

"Oi, we got a live one over here!" Smith yelled from the direction of Saul's cell.
Alright, great! I'll post next. There's something in particular I want Kyosuke to say. Should be able to post sometime tomorrow afternoon :)
I've had zero motivation for posting >.>


No problem, we can wait. I totally understand. Just try not to take too much longer, okay? ^^
Anyone still need to post? I've been waiting for everyone to finish up but if everyone's said what they wanna say, I can go ahead and make my next post.
Oh hey, posts. I'll try and have something up soon~


Yep! We're back in business! Also, say hi to our troublesome new interloper~

As for you, @Kejmur, we've already got a full team plus some, but I'm not wholly averse to the idea (especially once you said "ALIENS"). This isn't a yes or no, but I will think about it and discuss it with our existing players. In the meantime, thank you for expressing interest :3


Labyrinthine


After much discussion and arguing along the way, Kyosuke and the gang headed off to visit the processing and new arrivals unit of Labyrinthine, the special prison compound designed to house extraspecies criminals. The facility itself was on the smaller side as far as prisons go, due to the fact that not only are there fewer extraspecies than there humans when you compare the relative size of populations, but that most extraspecies criminals aren't Japanese natives, and thus must be deported to be processed by their own country's justice system. However, with the rise of Hyakki Yagyo in recent months, space had been filling up.

Smith was waiting for them at the door.

"Ya-ho! Ready to beat the snot out of these idiots until they tell us what we wanna know?" she said as she pumped her fist in the air. The guard sighed.

"Smith-san, if you're going to illegally ignore our prisoner's human rights no matter what we say, could you at least have the decency not to shout about it? Opening the door now."

The security guard swiped his ID in the electronic lock, and the door opened with a ka-chunk! Smith just smiled and waved at the guard.

"It'll be fine, it'll be fine! I promise we won't hurt 'em too bad!"

The door swung shut behind them, closing them in. Smith took a few steps forward.

"Now let's see, if what they told me up front is correct, our idiots should be in cell..."

Smith stopped, her sentence trailing off as she saw what had happened to the first of their prisoners. He'd been hanged with a bedsheet in his own prison cell.

"Oi oi, this isn't funny," Smith said, her voice actually shaking slightly. "Usually it takes a lot longer than that to make people crack inside a jail cell. What the hell happened?!"

It was the same situation in every other cell too. Second verse same as the first. Third, fourth and fifth too. All had hung themselves or used some implement of their own choosing to kill themselves inside their cells. Smith reached for her gun.

"Be on the lookout, girls. Something's not right here. These men couldn't have just all decided to commit suicide at the same time. Someone killed them and tried to make it look like an accident, and they're probably still here."

There was a clanging noise down the hall, like a metal bucket had been dropped.

"Over there!" Smith yelled.
Sorry for still not having anything posted. Been a little busy and I keep forgetting to do it. Will try my hardest to have something for you today or tomorrow.
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