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    1. UrbanEvolution 11 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
I went and found the rest of my soul being guarded by a giant floating rock and punched it. My soul, I mean. Not the rock. I yelled at that.
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10 yrs ago
How many unarmed, flaccid clones of yourself do you think it would it take to kill Harambe?
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10 yrs ago
THIS ROCK IS MY WIFE. AND THIS IS MY SPAWN.
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10 yrs ago
MOONINITES. DUPLICATE. REUNITE. AND UNNIHILATE.
10 yrs ago
It is time to investigate the CASE OF THE PIZZA CRYPTID.
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I've been told that my username sounds like a new brand of women's perfume, whatever the hell that means.



My main fuccbois:
@Dragonbud
@Spoopy Scary
@Maxx
@Mr Allen J
@He Who Walks Behind
@SepticGentleman

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Magellan is pretty cool too, if you're interested in that. Jung and Skinner. Riley. Really, the options are endless.
I've always liked the name Savandish, myself.
You're into all kinds of kinky shit.
That's enough wanking for one day, guys. And I knew Orcs are grey. I was trying to sneak it in because Grey orcs are really gay.
Kinda like MY MOM. Anyways, I'm almost done my third of five sheets.
Yeah guys, gay like Maxx's mom.
And out of all of us I am the most supreme because unlike these other filthy peasants, I have touched the literal hand of our lord and gracious savior, Jim Sterling himself...! And in doing so have acquired through painful agony a mere fragment of his unlimited power...! Making me 1% Jim Sterling... Over 9000% more superior than anyone else other than our god and master! *snip*
We are all a bunch of retards who self fap with one another. I've known Maxx, Allen, He Who Walks, and Leo for a while, and I've known Septic and Nron for the better part of the year. We're all gay together. You all will be sucked into our gloyhole of literotica soon enough.
Rock'n cock.
Wtf is it with you and skeletons.
Rejected Ur not kool unuf
I most graciously accept this kind gift of kudos, good sir! May good fortune bless you for years to come...
Gonna throw out a few questions... I couldn't help but notice there's less female characters, is it cool if I write up a female elf with Nemean lion companion? Are we allowed to write lore if there hasn't been any established yet? For instance not much is currently known about the orcish tribes and I've got some cool ideas that I think could work in the setting. Obviously any lore-heavy posts would be run by one of the mods How often would you see a dragon in jikaris? Or anywhere else in Tithe? What power and personalities do they have? I just can't stop thinking of Smaug when it comes to dragons ... :(
Dragons are interesting. They rang a great deal from proper dragons to Wyverns to something called a Zilant (which is pretty much a Deviljho). The size varies on them, but they dont tend to be any more intelligent than wolves if that makes any sense. Dragons are legendary creatures reknowned for their toughness and the magical properties surrounding them, so slaying one is a huge feat. Some of the more intelligent dragons are up there with dolphins and humans, but none can speak or any of that. When you see dragons, think dragons from How To Train Your Dragon.
He looks swag in my book.
Made the necessary changes to my sheet. I also (rather generously might I add) made him an inch shorter due to the ever-increasing demand of non-giants.
I've got a couple characters to read through still but do think it would be good for Tooth and Tobias to meet at some point. Although I was thinking of having Toby join the navy and that's his means of making a difference to the plot (or at least attempting to) which means he'll be heading towards the sea-faring life Tooth desires, at least to some degree, to put behind him.
Because he's an orc, he's fine. We allow people to stretch and I normally will give plus or minus three inches before I start suspecting anything (unless they're a Saurian and in that case all bets are off). Your sheet looks really good. He's accepted and you are free to post it in the deposit. If Maxx (for some ungodly reason because I hold you scrubs to a standard higher than he expects) sees anything wrong, I got you covered. Tooth is going to be traveling woth the Ruuk brothers, so they no doubt will meet at one point. I look forward to setting up relations between them because your character is really cool.
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