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I went and found the rest of my soul being guarded by a giant floating rock and punched it. My soul, I mean. Not the rock. I yelled at that.
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How many unarmed, flaccid clones of yourself do you think it would it take to kill Harambe?
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THIS ROCK IS MY WIFE. AND THIS IS MY SPAWN.
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It is time to investigate the CASE OF THE PIZZA CRYPTID.
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I've been told that my username sounds like a new brand of women's perfume, whatever the hell that means.



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@Dragonbud
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Henry Olin





"It's my home turf, and being in the zone is a million times better than being in a damn wheelchair. So I'm in." Miriam piped up. Henry, who was still rubbing his knee like the bitch he was, also raised a hand. "I've been hearing way to much about the other zones and the Nexus. I've been waiting for two weeks to get in on it. Sign me up." Henry said, raising his hand AGAIN. He knew that when he showed up he would be different than his REM form. But he also knew some other things that would occur with some work. So he wanted to get in on that as soon as he could.

"Hey Eli," Henry said out loud. "What kind of stuff are we going to be facing in Zone One? Some people might want to know what they're going to be up against!" He shouted. He knew full well what they would be facing. Denizens were the equivalent of innocent civilians, while aggressors were their enemy. Big and red and on fire and armed to the teeth. Not fun to deal with, at least by the sounds of it. "Also, should we be expecting anything different from the Nexus projector that wouldn't occur in normal sleep?"

Miriam on the other hand, was ecstatic. She didn't know anything regarding the Nexus or REM stages, at least not yet. She however, did know that in Zone One, she was unstoppable. She wasn't as offensive as Julian or some of the other zoners despite being a fire wielder, but she couldn't be touched by their weapons. She was made of condensed ash and smoke. If they shot her, she just reformed. Her body wasn't affected by things such as bullets or blades. Rather things like water or slime. This mission would be a walk in the park, and an excuse to flex her muscles to show that cancer girl might be a bitch, but she was no wimp.
All good guys. Dont wait up for me. I'll keep up. Thank you for the concern though!
"Again, people, I'm gonna let Eli explain everything. All I know is that SOMEONE is good at observing their surroundings." Henry said motioning with his hands and a smile on his face, and then clapped his hands together. "Very good, no spoilers by me though... But uh, nice to meet you all."

"And SOMEONE doesnt know what a joke is." Miriam interjected, her eyes narrowing at Lenora. Was this girl for real? Henry cleared his throat, and jumped a little when Bobby was in front of him, but quickly realizing he was friendly, Henry shook his hand. Miriam looked up to Bobby with a furrowed eyebrow at first, intent on being resilient, but signed and reached a shaky hand up to meet his. "To uh, answer your question, I dont turn into a werewolf. I uh... well I guess you all will see that if you go REM. You might've seen me around though. I apologize if I ever chased you." Henry said, giving an awkward laugh. Oh hell he would have a lot of explaining to do if they saw his REM form and had seen him before, ravaging the wildlife population.

He listened momentarily to the other's conversation. "I feel bad for you guys. Your REM's seem boring as hell. But lightning man, you're on track. We have a terrible trio of creatures we have to deal with and each of us come from one of those places. He looked over to Malcom. "Everyone keeps asking, so I'll say it. I turn into a ten ton, two story tall, fire breathing monster that looks like a cross between King Kong and a Tyrannosaurus Rex with the resilience of a tank and rhinoceros and strength of the incredible Hulk scaled up to the size of an elephant." he said, crossing his arms. He looked over to Jared, and shrugged. "Hey man, dont feel too bad. You're not having to constantly kill things to quell a hunger that never goes away. You can actually control yourself pretty well."
Waking up in the morning was something Miriam had always seen as lackluster and overall a let down compared to the life she was able to lead at night. She went from smoke throwing superhuman woman to someone who was literally on their deathbed. It was... it was an experience to live lives so hot and cold, so far from one another.

Well, at least now something interesting happened, because when her eyes thankfully opened, she was in a place that was completely different than the hospital she had been in before. It was still a hospital, but it was... well, it wasn't the hospital she'd been in the day before. She had entered the late stages of her aliment and had been moved to different hospitals in her sleep several times. She probably didn't have much time left now. Was this hospice? She found herself wondering why she even cared at this point. The TV flickered on, to show some nerd in glasses that began explaining the situation to her over some automated message, then promptly told her where to go. Her eyes narrowed and she promptly gave the TV screen the middle finger as it turned off. She lifted herself up on her elbows, but broke out into a coughing fit, and one of the service bots that were mentioned quickly stepped into the room to her aid. "How may I be of assistance?" it questioned. Miriam said nothing, instead she pointed to the garbage can, which the robot grabbed and brought over to her. She pulled it from the robot's grasp and promptly threw up into it. There was no real volume to it, as she had been on an IV for months now and hadn't eaten anything in a long time, but this happened every now and again.

"Command, bring water and the clothes supplied from the bathroom." she said. The robot promptly turned and walked off to do as it was told. She had been around these service bots for a long time now, and knew how to talk to them and what they could do, at least she did if these bots were anything like those in the hospital's. The robot returned with a glass of water, which she downed rather quickly in an attempt to wash out the taste of stomach acid from her mouth. When she finished, she took the scrubs. "Command, bring me a wheel chair." she said. The robot left the room, and she used this opportunity to get dressed while the robot was gone, pulling her red scrubs on while laying down, as she lacked the strength to stand. When the robot returned, she went through the daily protocol of sliding off the bed and into the chair. The robot detached her IV and other medical equipment that she was hooked up to to take with them. "Command," she began, waiting until the service bot finished moving her stuff. "Take me to the cafeteria."




When she was wheeled into the cafeteria, she noticed a few people that were talking and overall doing nothing notable. Everyone was in their own little world. Everyone seemed to be waiting for something or another. "Well gee guys thanks, I had no idea I had an audience waiting for me." Miriam said to no one in particular, but out loud as the service bot wheeled her into the room and to the tables. Henry, who was in his seat away from everyone else, looked up as someone actually made an attempt to be social. He slid off the chair and into his weight, shuffling over to the tables that the others were at.

"Hey-yy everyone." He said, stuttering some. These people were all much older than him. Most seemed to be in their twenties. Shit. "My name's Henry. I, uh, I've been here for a few weeks now so I know my way around if any of you get lost in this uh, maze." he said, snapping his hands and giving them the double gun fingers. It was very obvious he was not very good at this and he was a fairly awkward child. But he was brave. "You all are going to be meeting Eli soon and..." He began. "Well, lets just say that he's going to tell you something that's going to blow your minds and... well, I look forward to working with you."

Miriam crossed her arms and raised what would be her eyebrows (if she had any hair). This kid was and beta-alpha or just brave and stupid. One of the two. "Miriam's the name. You probably wont be around me long enough for you to wear it out." she said flatly. "Where the hell am I?" she said, following up on her last question. Henry simply shrugged and gave a small smile. He willed himself not to say anything about Miriam' current position. She was probably very aware of it and pointing it out would probably make it worse. "I'm pretty sure all of your questions will be answered better by Eli than by me." he finished. "So, just hold off. He should be here any moment. He's probably talking to his bosses."
I'll be making a Miriam and Henry post soonish.
You all are terrifyingly calm about waling up in strange places...
The past few weeks had been interesting, amoung befriending Eli and being just about the only living being in the facility had been interesting. But Eli had given him a Wii to fuck around with to gove him something to do that wasnt bother him. At least until the other zoners arrived.

Which was today, it seemed, based upon the other people entering the cafeteria. They seemed to be reacting to waking up in such a strange place much better than he did.




Two weeks prior...

One thing that he had always been happy about was his ability to dream. Not the kind of dream that most would tell you to think about when going to college or what you want to do when you grew up, but the unconcious kind that your mind created for itself. That little playground you got to call home and make up as you went along. He had alwasy dreamt fairly vividly about one thing or another. Be it his snake, his sisters, what he would be doing at school the next day, stuff like that. It wasn't until he was in seventh grade did he read an article online about how to teach yourself to lucid dream. It was then that he could truly be in control of his thoughts and adventures in his mind. The bullies he faced in the day quickly melded awaya dn girls he crushed on were suddenly attracted to him. He could fly at the speed of a bullet and lead a building in a single bound. It was his retreat, and it kept him from breaking down when the sun rose in the morning.

But over the past few months things had changed. He didn't have the control he once did. The land was that of a forest and a long destroyed and overgrown city. He was a creature, one of the many the roamed the woods. He remembered looking into a pool of a water like substance and seeing a reflection what would give children nightmares. It was terrifying, but also exhilerating when he was on the hunt, or when he was defending himself from the other creatures that prowled in the night.

His body had become accustomed to waking up at seven thirty every day, with the aid of an alarm clock of course. His internal cycle caused the unrest that pulled him from his own augmented reality and forced him back into the real world where he wasn't a superhero or apex predator. He felt his world fade as his eyes slowly opened to a dimly lit room. His mind, still foggy from sleep, failed to register initially that he was in a strange and new place. He blinked a few times and pushed himself up on his elbows to look around.

This wasn't his home. This wasn't the surroundings he was used to waking up to on a Monday morning. There were strange mechanical object everywhere. Some of which he recognized, many of which he didn't. He'd be like a kid in a candy store with all of this tech if it wasn't so damn scary that he had been abducted in his sleep. He wished he could just camouflage and escape, or power through the walls or... or...

There were footsteps outside. He could hear them. The tapping of dress shoes and the faint mumbling of converse. He couldn't make out what they were saying. He looked around the room frantically, looking for somethingt o defend himself with, or a place to his. Finding none, he did the only thing he knew how.

"Just make sure all their vitals are fine. Don't enter the rooms, don't talk to them. You'll scare the shit out of someone."

"Yes, sir." The second voice was more mechanical. There was a fiddling on the door, and a strange man walked into the room.

"AAAAAAAAAH!" Henry yelled, throwing his size large shirt at Eli's face, rolling out of bed and running as quickly as he could towards the door in a desperate attempt to escape. The shirt would only distract him for a few seconds if that, but he needed to compensate for his build with a distraction of some kind if he had any chance. He had to make it out of the door. He had to-

"FUCKING. HOLD IT."

An arm shot out and grabbed Henry's shoulder, pulling him back towards the bed. The man who'd entered the room - some tall, spectacled, coat-wearing fuckboy - looked down at him and shook his head. "What, the fucking robots don't do it for you? It's my ugly mug that sends you over the edge?"

Henry was crying at this point, viciously and desperately hitting the man's arm attempting to get free. It was obvious he was terrified, if the huge wet stain trainign down one of his trouser legs wasn't a telltale sign enough. The man shoved Henry away at the smell of the trail. "You-" He started to say aloud, tossing his hands up. He exhaled some before continuing, "Jesus Christ..." A pause, and then, "Calm down. Sit on the bed, and just... listen."

Henry stumbled back and fell on his rear, he stared at the man, eyes wide and snot running down his lip. His chest heaved, his skin glistening lightly with sweat. He could feel his heart beating. Everything was hyper senesitive. He kicked himself back until he reached the wall, but remained on the floor, his eyes firmly trained on this strange man.

"Where-" he said, hiccuping, and whiping the running snot from his nose. "Where am I? Who are you?"

"My name is Elias Winzer, alright?" The man responded, "You're in... look, it's a little complicated, alright? Just calm down, I'm gonna ask you a few questions. Take a minute if you need to."

"Can I have my shirt back, and a change of pants?"

"There's, uh..." Eli motioned to the back corner of the room, "Bathroom, right there. Shower, toilet, uniform - everything you need. I'll give you a bit."

"Th-thank you."

"I know it's kind of scary right now, but I will explain everything in a minute. Alright?"

Henry said nothing, but he slowly picked himself up, his eyes trained on Eli the whole time, refusing to look away, and he slowly inched his way to the bathroom. He didn't look away until he had shut the door.

---


Henry took a quick shower and had used that change of clothes. He had found that his uniform was rather comfortable. A two piece, white jumpsuit. He had found that on the right shoulder a black '2' had been sewn into the shoulder of the suit. White slip on shoes had been provided as well for his feet. He combed his hair and quickly washed his face in the sink when he had changed. When he hesitantly unlocked the door and stepped outside back into the strange room. Eli was still there. "O-okay." He stuttered, slowly walking over to his bed and sitting on it awkwardly. "You... you wanted to explain. Please do, because I'm freaking out here."

Eli took a seat on the stool sitting at the desk adjacent to the bed. He exhaled again before he began. "Where to start..." He said, "Tell me... what you've been hearing on the news lately."

Henry shook his head. "I dont watch much news. I'll read about it sometimes on the internet. I usually only see world news, like that Syrian-Russian incident with the Crimea river than happened twenty or so years ago. I dont read much about anything else."

"Nothing about..." Eli responded, "Disturbances? Anomalies? Weird stuff happening in populated areas?"

"I mean I've heard a little about that, sure."

"There was a bit of an event like that in Maine a few days ago. And the day before that, something went down in Singapore. Both involved, uh... things... not of this world. Anything about those?"

"I know what you're talking about. Mainly just kids with camcorders looking through the woods and trying to explain it on youtube. It doesnt actually have to do with aliens does it? Because something tells me there's only one reason why you would be asking me this."

"Ali- no, no, Christ, no, it's not... aliens." There was another pause before the next question came up. "Okay, tell me about your dreams. What they've involved lately. Be very specific."

"I used to be able to lucid dream a lot, by my own will. It was fun... But recently over the past three or four months they changed... I'm in a forest, that looks like part of it was once a city before it was overgrown and I'm this... thing. I dont know how to describe it. This hulking goliath of a creature that's a cross between a primate and a crocodile... I've always felt hungry when I dream. I often... if I'm recalling correctly, I often hunt and kill nearly anything I come across. It's terrifying but it's also exciting. It's fun to feel so powerful. Anything that comes after me I usually end up playing with like I'm a giant cat of some kind playing with it's food." he said. "This... this isn't a mental ward is it? There's nothing wrong with me right?"

"No, no, nothing's wrong. In fact..." Eli stood up from his seat and pointed at Henry. "That kind of thing is exactly what we're looking for."

"Huge and hangry?"

"Mhmm." He put his hands in his pockets.

"You never told me why I'm here, or where we are."

"The strange things happening outside? And your dreams? They're... connected. You said you're a lucid dreamer, so that made you a candidate for... well, this." Eli stepped forward and held out the badge on his lapel. "Somniatis APR, that's who I work for. We're... examining, this whole ordeal. And certain circumstances have led to the factor of... people like you. Folks who have become... linked. To the same worlds where these "aliens" are coming from."

"Somniatis...? It sounds like you work for a disease of some kind."

"It's Latin for "dream". The, uh... founder, he was into that kind of stuff."

"That's... actually pretty cool. So I'm here for you to study right? You're not going to stab me with hundreds of needles or disect me like they do in the horror movies are you?"

"No, not- we're not fucking evil geniuses, man. You're here because... we need your help."

"You... what... I cant even..." Henry said, standing up for a second. "Okay I get that you need me to study or something but I'm probably not going to be much help unless you want IT support, which you probably already have. I dont even want to guess how you're going to study my... dream form or whatever, but I'm probably not going to be much help even then because unless there's a lot to distract me I'll probably attempt to eat you."

Eli simply nodded his head, smirking a bit. "Y'know you talk a little too much." A short pause before he continued, "Anyway no, no studying. At all. Giant lizard man, that's easy to wrap your head around. The thing is, we... are... building a defense. The things bleeding out into reality, they exist in another world. Three of them, actually, one of which you belong to. You dream about yourself in a wilderness, right? See some buildings here and there? Valleys, mountains, fog?"

"There's also a sea of clouds, but yeah. It's pretty interesting to throw a rock off of it to see it fall from the sky again."

"Yeah, we know about the whole non-Euclidean thing going on in all three. Anyway, uh... what's happening right now is, we've located as many of you folks as we could, through this... grid. It's a field of phantom energy that's overlapped the entire earth. Each one of you is a little glowing dot on that grid. We've got some of you here now, still waiting on most arrivals. Records say there's somewhere around... three-hundred of you, probably less."

"You lost me at grid. But from what I'm gathering you're asking me to be a... superhero for all intesive purposes... in my sleep, right?"

"Yes." Eli responded, clapping his hands together,

"Can I call you General Fury now?"

"No." He said, separating his hands.

"I'm calling you General Fury anyways. You brought me here, you deal with the concequences."

"If it helps you cope with all this, fine, be a fucking nerd."

"Does my mom know where I am? Because I dont want to leave my sisters and her just like that. When my dad passed away I became the only person to look after my sisters when my mom was away-"

"JUST..." Eli cut into Henry mid-sentence.

"Trust you?"

"Your family is being handled carefully. As is everyone else's. We're making sure word of this doesn't get out. I can't give you specifics, but everything is fine."

Henry didn't say anything for a few seconds. There was a pregnant silence in the room and Henry leaned back against the bed. "Okay then." he said. "I... I dont know if this is fake or real or not, but you... you seem pretty sincere if you're actually a child rapist so I'm... I'm gonna believe you." he said, breathing out. His body relaxed some. "Do you have a cafeteria in here? Because I'm hungry."

Eli leaned his head back and chuckled a bit. "Unbelievable..." He looked back at Henry and said, "Go ahead and walk out the door, follow the green line. Service bots there will help you out." He stood up from the chair and cracked his knuckles a bit. "If that's all you need from me now, I gotta go repeat this whole thing with a few other folks. If you need anything else... service bots, or... me, if I'm around."

"Are there any others you've already talked to? Just because I want to know who I should meet. Anyone who's been here for a while?"

"You're the first batch, actually. Seven in total. Tell you what, I'll tell folks to head down to one of the rec rooms to play meet and greet. You just wait around there for 'em. Yellow line on the wall will lead you there."

"If that's the case, tell someone else what the number stands for, so when I ask we have something to talk about." Henry said smiling. "And uh... thanks for putting up with my shit earlier."

Eli stepped towards the door and pulled a phamplet from a wall-mounted shelf. He tossed it to Henry, who caught it awkwardly. "Here." He said, "I printed out a crap load of those yesterday. It'll explain the Zones and how you fit into all this. Give it a good once-over."

Henry looked down at the pamphet, then back up to Eli, and nodded. "I... I guess I'll see you soon Eli." he said. He looked out the door and left the room, following the yellow line to the nearest recreation room as instructed.




That was... An experience. He guessed that, based upon how many were coming in at one time, that Eli had employed service bots like he said he would. Awesome. He tried to find it in himself to do something, or say something. But didn't. Not yet at least. He'd wait until the others came in before he would approach them. He was bad at introductions so... He'd only have to mess it up once if he did it that way.
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Hey Urban! Those signatures look awesome! Is it possible for me to get one of those?


No, you and only you are not kool unuf for my signatures.

Yes, PM me your character or let me know when you post it and I'll get to work on it for ya.
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