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3 yrs ago
Current Bok Bok I'm An Omen Bok-KAW!
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Birb Scream In Morning As Battery Replacement Alarm Because Birb Not Real.
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Fighting Vagrants Behind Dennys Over Pancake @ 11PM Tonight As Birb.
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6 yrs ago
BE like bird. Wake in morning. SCREAM at sun. SHIT on enemy.
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6 yrs ago
Girl is like bird. DO approach calmly. DO greet kindly. DO offer cornchip.
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An absolute WILDCARD of an RPer
(apparently)
Due to sudden and multiple very lengthy hiatus periods, please assume I don't remember who you are but, I probably think your name is familiar. Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―
U T R A X is a being that likes to Type Words on the INTERNET.

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De'yaego Flowchart:

Is There a Problem?
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V V
Yes No
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Yes there is, how dare they?

Hope this helps!

... the castle.


De'yaego came running up to the castle at a jog, wholly heaving breath after breath, because he was definitely out of it. Why was he running again? A very distinct clicking and hissing noise picked up from behind him as his pace slowed. Ah, right, that's why he was running. Deeply, a sigh left him, as he glanced over his shoulder at the quickly approaching sentient-mass-of-magma-- or was it Lava now-- that was trying to keep up with him. Rolling his eyes, De'yaego had half a mind to kick the thing into the nearest sewage grate, but that hadn't worked out the last time-- or the several times before that either. No matter what he did, his eidolon always managed to find its way back to him, but he wasn't quite to the point of giving up his attempts at getting rid of it.

Setting his jaw, De'yaego marched toward the portcullis, as the guards called to answer it, fully absorbed in his own thoughts. When he approached it, a guard moved to block his path, which caused his steps to slow but not halt. See, he half-expected to be met with a bit of skepticism and perhaps suspicion, as his Ma'd told him about castle-folk and their peculiars, so he wasn't surprised when the Guard gave him a once, twice, thrice-over, and a glare.

"Here for answerin' call t'Champions," De'yaego told the guard gruffly, still walking toward him at a slow pace, "And I thank ya for side-step." Baring his teeth, De'yaego met the Guard's confused stare, with a rather aggressive one, as his Eidolon clicked and clacked behind him-- adding their own demands to the statement.

The Basic Bitch Beach House


β€œShe’s Penny! Definitely ain’t a coven secret member, she’s way too competent for that, no offence to like everyone here.”

β€œYeah I’m beginning to get that impression,” mumbled Penny, causing Mariah to snicker in response. It was at this point that Mariah gently released Isla from her lifesaving hold. She listened to Penny in curious silence, especially when the doomsday prophecy and man-eating-monsters were brought up. Wait. There was ANOTHER man eating monster besides the thing in the woods? Yes, that was likely, but also, the concentration of man-eating monsters in this one state was already high, with the tigers and alligators involved-- Florida had too many damn teeth.

β€œI like your hat.”
Tilting her head to the side, Mariah stared up at Penny, then replied, "I kinda like yours too--" she took hers off and held it forward "--wanna trade?" Mariah shrugged.

β€œAnd hold up, did you say you Florida was nice? Is that what drove you to joining a bunch of witches instead of just getting a plane ticket home?” Penny asked Isla which caused Mariah to look down and also ask, "--yeah, why not jus' go back home ta Germany?" The seriousness with which she asked this clearly indicated she...wasn't joking.

"Or uh? Switzerland? Slovakia? Whateva-- I ain' an accent-ologist," Mariah shrugged, then would proceed to back-stroke into the deeper end of the pool, with her hat on her chest, whichever one she got. Staring up at the sky, Mariah gave a slight yawn, then told Isla, "If you go and there ain' a whole buncha monsters out there, jus' take me witcha, sis." Giving a loud yawn, she floated gently away from Isla and Penny for a solid second, and when she said that, her tone was halfway between resignation and--SNZZZZ. Mariah fell asleep as she floated further into the deep end of the pool, like a narcoleptic or some shit, but in her defense she was well over a full day without sleep. And. There she goes.

The Basic Bitch Beach House


SPLOOSH. Or had that been more of a splish?
Mariah jolted sharply at the sound, having been in a caffeinated daze, and she turned her attention to Isla. Shouting rapidly, Mariah told her, "Bitch-- stand up-- Sis? Just stand UP--" she took her shoes and socks off with shaky hands as Isla floundered about "--ay, we ain' gon' drown in three feet'a water, sis!" Why was nobody else moving to help her? Obviously Isla was somehow drowning, despite the fact it was less water than a kiddie pool, which would be a plain old embarrassing way to die. She plopped her cellphone and fan into her shoe and stepped into the pool. Of course, being tall as fuck, the water only came up to her thighs, and she walked over to try and YANK Isla up with a scooping motion, aimed under her arms like a FORKLIFT to facilitate, you know, her standing. "Joder-- get it together--" Mariah told the flailing woman as... the fatal BOOP from Penny was comin' in hot.

Slowly, Mariah looked up from the single finger aimed for Isla, to the person it was attached to. Was this girl straight out of a Country Music Awards worthy Video or what? On the heels of that thought, Mariah was half tempted to plop her cowboy hat on the other woman's head. With a flat expression, Mariah was going to try and EVER SO SLIGHTLY move Isla out of boop range by just an inch, if she'd even managed to grab her. No one gets booped today-- it was entirely too close to GLOMP-ing and she'd had ENOUGH of that kind of behavior to last a lifetime.

β€œ--it’s going to be your goddamn fault!”

Distracted by the angry yelling, Mariah looked over at Vashti, then scrunched a face. "Hold on, who the fuck is them?" Her eyes narrowed on whoever-the-hell Vashti was yelling at-- she didn't look familiar. When did she get here? Was this girl able to go invisible? How did she sneak up in BROAD DAYLIGHT?. Confused, she looked back to Penny then squinted, "Or you? Who're you? What--" she looks back to Vashti and the Kim Gang, then back to Penny "--y'all ain't just secret members of the coven I ain't met or somethin', right?" All these questions would be asked whilst holding Isla if she didn't manage to wiggle away.

The Basic Bitch Beach House


Outside, the sound of some Cuban music bumped, and the noise of a party-drunk bunch of stragglers came through a dirty apartment window. Steam curled over the cup of coffee as Mariah stared down into the street below. Behind her, the floor creaked, and a voice asked, "How a fuck you up so early?" Mariah looked over her shoulder at Tory and, as usual, he was topless.

Squinting heavily in the morning light, he walked over to the fridge with a yawn, saying, "You never up early."

Raspily, Mariah replied, "No duermo. No sueΓ±o--"

Her voice caught and she took a long drink from her coffee. She'd tried to sleep but kept seeing it every time she closed her eyes.
Hearing it whenever the silence moved in-- Had Kara screamed?
Or was that just the voice of the monster?
Both?
Were those the sounds of her bones breaking-- fizziling and popping-- flesh curdling, sloughing off, being dissolved. Was it joy for the beast? Would it have laughed as it killed her too?
A strangled noise of distress left Mariah unconsciously.

Hector sloooowly looked over the open refrigerator door at her, squinted, then pulled out a jar of peanut-butter-- that he insisted on keeping in the fridge for some Peruvian reason-- with a bunch of eggs, and some milk. "You fuck? You fuckin' high-- what," Tory asked as he took down a HUGE container of WHEY protein from atop the fridge, "What you mean? Is four-- you the sleepiest bitch?"

Mariah didn't say anything as she watched him crack open several eggs, scoop peanut-butter, protein powder, and dump milk into a nearby blender and, to sweeten the deal, dump a bunch of used coffee grounds into the mix. As the blender WHIRRRRRR'd, Tory locked eyes with Mariah, and her gaze dropped to his waistline.

"Ya belly button's a spike," Mariah informed him.
"Fuck you," Tory replied with a frown, "What you go do today?"
Right on cue, Mariah pulled her phone out of her pocket, and showed him the Uber arrival notification. Again, Tory frowned, "But is four-- what you. WALK AWAY FROM ME? Walk away-- FUCK YOU IS FOUR--" With a not-so gentle slam, the door to the apartment closed behind Mariah, and she walked out.

Around five in the morning, Mariah arrived at the Beach House, but she didn't go up to the door or walk in, because she needed to have a nervous breakdown on the beach instead. Yeah, there were some tears, some water kicked, some sand thrown, and she eventually found herself walking-- just walking-- all the way to the nearest coffee shop, then another, then a hotdog stand, then a boardwalk.

By the time she ended up on her way toward the Beach House for the meeting, she had peed at least seventeen times in random places around town or on the beach, and she was more than twenty-four hours without sleep. What was it now? When had she last slept? Was this how time traveling worked?

Because she entirely didn't recall how she got to the poolside with the rest of the Coven, but she sure as hell was knees deep in meeting, and was staring directly at Claudette as she was talking. Mariah looked down-- what the fuck was she wearing? A set of beat-up sneakers, some paint-stained sweat pants cut into shitty shorts, a bright ass tank top that had a very crunchy coca-cola logo on it, and... a cowboy hat. Mariah pat herself down, feeling the weight of her knife in its usual place, then she opened her fan sharply, and began to give herself some breeze.

"Does anyone have any ideas?"
Claudette


Mariah continued to fan herself, shaking her head in response with a mumbled, "Nah sis," and letting the others speak up. And, of course, they did. She was glad for it because, as everything in her body seemed to be vibrating from a continued sugar-caffeine-sleep-deprived high, Mariah extremely wasn't catching any words or conversation, as she stood there sweating her damn underwear boggy. She was pretty sure that her voice would come out high pitched like one of them sped up cartoon characters if she said a full sentence at this point. Her gaze grew distant again, behind her dark ass shades, and the thousand yards was stared at once more.

Had Kara screamed...?
I'm down for whatever.
Hello fellow RPers,
I've added a location to the Shanty Town with GM approval. Thanks to RR revealing that we can do that!
A tiny list of NPC's associated with the little eatery can be found on my CS tab.
Here's the copy paste from the Tab if you don't wanna click.
Please feel free to interact/speak of/know of them NPC's and the Inn as you will.

Prince Tol Anzi-de Carragua

@AnyAlex@Blade17@Squirrel98

He was here to make sure that HE was the one that went on the little "sailing trip." Here, the room was clearly outfitted for simple lounging, but had had been rearranged with a few tables here and there with the dishes and utensils. The layout for breakfast was enough to be filling-- various treats and beverages for energy without making one feel too full. While he knew that his chances of going were likely already under threat, he had to make sure they were aware their other options were worse.

"Good Morning," Prince Tol would eventually greet his guests, "I'm here to apologize and make sure that I help you understand why it is I, Prince Tol, that should accompany you on this voyage."
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