I realize that I have no arms or legs, only several thousand stumps.
I star in a documentary about being the "Several thousand stumped horror"
I star in a documentary about being the "Several thousand stumped horror"
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STATUS: It's definitely weird coming back here after realizing I've cut ties or lost touch with basically all the people I've known from here, which were all some of my closest friends on the internet. 5 yrs ago
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- Old Guild Username: VarionusNW
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It's definitely weird coming back here after realizing I've cut ties or lost touch with basically all the people I've known from here, which were all some of my closest friends on the internet.
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5 yrs ago
It's been a while, and It's good to be back. Let's see if I can get back into the swing of things.
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7 yrs ago
Join my new RP, Kodomo-O-Eru Acadamy For the Tsukamu Artes! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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7 yrs ago
and can we please have an answer for Summer's important question: Can we ban me for being one of the straights?
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7 yrs ago
Summer clearly wasn't taking it personally. If anything, it seems more like you are, friend.
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ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE AWAY MY GUNS?
Gun control is bad Tho, in all seriousness. (I am ready to be hung for trying to be serious on spam)
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YOUR OPINION SUCKS EVEN THOUGH MY OPINION IS ALMOST IDENTICAL. ALSO I'M RICHER AND WHITER AND OLDER THAN YOU.
Opinions? Rich old white people? Your comments are triggering me.
I realize that this is just a really weird D&D campaign, and none of this is real.
I yell at the GM for bringing Cthulhu back to life.
I yell at the GM for bringing Cthulhu back to life.
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I'd rather just get with friends and play if I was going to be playing MtG, rather than attempt to play it online in the most painstaking manner possible.
agreed
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@Dead Cruiser Nah. I like the idea of actually playing MTG as the combat mechanic in a roleplay and I hope the OP sticks with it.
Look, we know for a fact that the RP will be taking place in the MTG universe. Believe it or not, the card game's mechanics make NO SENSE within the context of the universe. Planeswalkers don't take turns in attacking each other, and they certainly don't have to increase the number of lands they are drawing mana from.
H.P. Lovecraft is deceased. Rest in pepperonis...
I throw a nonfiction book at Cthulhu.
I realize I threw a pseudoscience book at Cthulhu, which only makes him angrier.
I attempt to give Cthulhu some of that acid to calm him down.
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I can touch above the tip of my nose with my tongue
Are you human?
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