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8 yrs ago
Current I RP for the ladies
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8 yrs ago
#Diapergate #Hugs2018
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9 yrs ago
I fucking love catfishing
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9 yrs ago
Every time I insult a certain coworker, i'll take money from their jar. Saving for beer would never be easier!
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9 yrs ago
The Jungle Book is good.
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I did my weekly Sunday Night/Monday morning ritual where I went to our local Mexican dive, picked up a take out order of steak fries, and ate them while watching GOT.

And when I say "Steak Fries", it's like getting a big order of fries and then covering it in double the amount of steak strips. Drown that all in cheese and salsa and you have exhibit A on why I am so fat.
With the Rohan scene, you can forgive them because that first part does actually involve cavalry succeeding at what cavalry is supposed to do, and that is scare the shit out of the guys they are charging toward. When the Orcs break and run, everything is cool.

Reality breaks down when they keep going and start running over large numbers of Orcs. Horses won't do that of course, since numerous high speed collisions tend to hurt. And even if we say they are magical Middle Earth horses with, like, better health insurance or something, keeping up momentum like they do would still be physically impossible with all those collisions. Imagine barreling through a field of deer with a car. If you've ever seen a person hit a deer, you know how ridiculous this is. And a car has more horsepower than a horse does.

Still, that scene is fucking boss no matter how unrealistic it is.

So yeh, cavalry will have a difficult time with spears, a worse time with pikes, but they are super scary. Also, they have to slow down or stop if they engage in combat, unless they are Mongols. Mongols used to hang out of their saddle and shoot underneath their horse so the horse would shield them from enemy fire. Those guys were beast.

At the same time, don't just sit down and follow RTS logic. RTS games are rock paper scissors because they are games and need balance, but the real world doesn't work that way. In the real world, formations are vital. Pikes in a wall are virtually unstoppable, but hard to maneuver and completely unwieldy on rough terrain. A single pikeman, on the other hand, is at a disadvantage because his weapon is a pain in the ass and is useless if an attacked slips passed the tip.
Woah, Antarctic Termite was dead the entire time.
Do any of your threads have an actual purpose?


Look at the sign above the door. This here place is for spam only.
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Aren't ads usually based on search history though?


They are based on a lot of things. Google, Amazon, and Facebook all chip in, plus others I don't know about.
If you are new, you should probably at least try to join another RP. This isn't a rule, and i'm not suggesting that I think you can't manage a roleplay. Rather, it's an uphill battle to get an RP going as it is, but doing so when you don't know anybody is something next to impossible.

Find the people who share your tastes and interests, get involved in their RP's and show them that you know what you are doing. When you have built a name for yourself, make an RP.

I'm lost. Is this a list of baby names?
Woop woop! Lets get our flame-war on!

All ya'll got walnuts for brains!
In Spam is now... 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I enjoy that Dinh only exists on RPG so far. I'm really not fond of him.


We are working on exporting his brand as I speak. There will be personalized Dinh's for every major roleplaying community.
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Comments like these are actually worse than Bronies. Like, holy shit.


I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation here.
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