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8 yrs ago
Current I RP for the ladies
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8 yrs ago
#Diapergate #Hugs2018
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9 yrs ago
I fucking love catfishing
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9 yrs ago
Every time I insult a certain coworker, i'll take money from their jar. Saving for beer would never be easier!
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9 yrs ago
The Jungle Book is good.
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I saw ''My cock agrees/concurs/twitches in agreement/greeting'' about four times. James pls


Twitches in agreement. Did it nod its head?
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I'm not opposed.


Then we have established a quorum.
@Dinh AaronMkWhat the hell... did I just watch?


It's from a movie.

I can confirm this, because I have seen the movie.
>Wait until pillow torch is achieved.
>Take all three light bulbs to facilitate the expression of three future brilliant ideas.
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No I do that in public ;)


Dammit, we really need to get together as a country and subsidize hot lesbianism.
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Ladies eat up this shit by the shovel-load apparently. All my aunties read the book. Honestly ladies, if you are going to read porn, pick something well written please, this is embarrassing.


Yeh, but the same book they already read retold from the man's perspective? I figure that'd be the equivalent of being a straight dude watching POV porn from the woman's perspective so that all you see is the dude.

Also, as far as romance novels go Fifty shades is par for the course. Seriously. If you are ever in a grocery store, pick up a harlequin book and flip through it. You're guaranteed to find the vanilla versions of the same sort of shit.

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Your idea of what women do behind closed doors is warped.


I always figured it was sexy underwear pillow fights with other girls, like, all the time.
Who's the intended audience exactly? You just don't see a lot of guys who are into reading their porn.


Sometimes, it doesn't matter what you know. You're still outclassed.
What are the chances of Michigan sinking into the lakes before California sinks into the ocean?


California can't sink, as much as the rest of us want it to. They'd use up the water just as quick as it washed over them.
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