Vilageidiotx

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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how dare this person on the internet tell me a white lie

Honesty is an overrated virtue, especially when it pisses people off and causes more trouble than it's worth.

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Show her City Hall and you get a hummer as a bonus. Scenic vistas earn a rim job.

@AuntFlavia

The key is to end the tour at some particularly attractive parking lot and tell her that the kids call it "Cumgarglers point"

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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Fixed.

And even if they wanted to make up a white lie, they could find a better one.

Ive been fortunate that most women who have rejected me have had the balls to just say "I dont see you in that way" or "You're not my type"
Instead of making up some crap about friends. Although I have heard of women joining dating sites just to get free dinner/travel. One dutch girl even admitted that tinder was basically app for 'free tour guides with spending money' now that's depressing.

@Dynamo Frokane

They should at least have the decency to reciprocate with a little bit of fellatio. I mean, dude did go through the effort of showing her a town.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

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Yes. Yes it is. Everybody FUCK!!

@PostApocJimi

I'm an idiot, because hank is a mod

It is settled then.

Morrowind is a mod.

Strolling through the Free Roleplay section

This thread died like a nation RP.

@Arawak

was this thread ever alive?

I'm an idiot, because hank is a mod

to which game?

Once upon a time...

no arwen underarm for us

Once upon a time...

When I was but a wee 14 year old Taajlet my dad found out I lurked on a Lord of the Rings themed website and occasionally posted silly LOTR memes. He freaked out and told me that strangers on the site were probably swarming to hack the computer and hunt me down so they could kidnap, rape, and kill me.

Ten years later and I'm still talking to strangers on the internet and haven't been hunted down/etc. by them.

so shout out to my da, love ya da, keep doin ya thing da

This has been History Lessons with Taaj

@Taaj

i tried to hunt you down back then, but not for those reasons

i just needed to steal your memes

Strolling through the Free Roleplay section

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No wonder why those Finns killed him and his family.

@Dinh AaronMk

REMOVE borscht remove borscht
you are worst tsar. you are the tsar idiot you are the tsar smell. return to finland. to our vallankumous cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,russia we will never forgeve you. Vallankumous rascal FUck but fuck asshole Tsar stink Moscow sqhipere shqipare..Tsar assassination best day of my life. take a bath of dead Tsar..ahahahahahRUSSIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget great war .china we kill the hou ,china return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot tsar and russian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE BORSCHT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. ottoman+ukraine+germany+china=kill russia…you will great war/ sahle alive in armenia, sahle making album of armenia . fast rap sahle armenia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of sahle… you are ppoor stink tsar… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

sahle alive numbr one #1 in armenia ….fuck the russia ,..FUCKk ashol tsar no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. sahle aliv and real strong wizard kill all the russia farm aminal with rap magic now we the vallankumous rule .ape of the zoo prime minister sotelo fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and russia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. finland greattst countrey

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The Tsar! What a jerk!

Anyway...

Name: Vilagio VonIdiotx
Age: 11 but mature for my age
Sex: Sure, swing by at seven and I should be ready.
Hair Color: Orange Julius
Ninja Village: Anime Tokyo
Eye Color: Blood red
Race: 1/16th Cherokee
Bio: i don't have one so here is an anime that is my character avvesione.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/..