Voltus_Ventus

Who Wants To Go On An Adventure!!! (FULL)

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You could even say the taste is to... die for.

@gammaflux

*whisper* ever male a pun around me again and I'm gonna break your neck.

Who Wants To Go On An Adventure!!! (FULL)

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Vis: But it adds to the flavor?

@gammaflux

It adds a nutty savory aftertaste that is quite pleasant.

Who Wants To Go On An Adventure!!! (FULL)

*dicing wild herbs to add to a saucepan of simmering juniper berry berry reduction that when complete I will drizzle over cubed rabbit and serve with a side of toasted bread and balsamic vinegar* Bon apitete.

Civilization - New Lands, New Glory

@KaiserAuto@Voltus_Ventus

A werewolf tossed me against a giant packing crate while I was trying to rescue a frightened young girl who'd been kidnapped by an evil witch and a drug lord.

Hmm? 'What does that have to do with the food thing'?

Oh I thought we were listing examples of bad excuses.

(On the real though, I hope you don't take any of these jokes to heart as some sort of subtle and malicious quip, I'm not that intelligent.)

@barkmeat2

Too late...

Civilization - New Lands, New Glory

Umm, I'm just trying to get my people to not die.. We aren't exactly advanced. Since we only just discovered pottery and made bread for the first time ever.

Who Wants To Go On An Adventure!!! (FULL)

Vis was nearly unconscious when he felt a soft draft across his face, then a burning pain lanced through his body as he felt his organs shift, the arrow slowly being pulled out of his body, ge writhed in pain but clamped his mouth and eyes shut, not wanting to attract attention. But the pain did not relent, as burning white magic sifted through his broken bones and pulled together parted flesh until he was as whole as possible. Vis groaned and flopped onto his side and clutched at his chest, he gasped for air and relished it's cooling feeling in his lungs, he was better but he did not feel much better. 

Vis finally opened his eyes but saw only the ground, tilting it to look up, he saw an angel floating by his side, he squinted as it's bright glow hurt his eye he reached out and tried to touch the angel bit found that it was too far, he still held his hand out though hoping the angel would bless him.

As he blinked away tears of pain and the haze of exhaustion, he saw that he wasn't looking at an angel but at that girl, Alula. Slowly Vis got to his feet, and his knees buckled for a bit before he leaned on a tree to look up at her, he tightened his scarf, "Um.. Th-thank you." he was frankly a bit scarred of her but at the same time, he felt the need to step closer, "Alula.."

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I need to think of a reason why Alula can find Vis other then "voices in her head"

@Dragonbud

A pang in your heart?

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I STARTED WORKING ON A REALLY CUTE POST WITH ALULA HEALING YOU AND THEN RHE DM BROKE MY HEART

@Dragonbud

You can still do it.

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WHY DID TOU HAVE TO COLLASPE IN THE WOODS

@Dragonbud

Won't be crushed by raider horde?

Who Wants To Go On An Adventure!!! (FULL)

I will shatter one of the antlers with a rock and hope that one of the splinters is thin and needle like. Using the twine I will sew my wounds shut but keep the arrow in because I don't know how to handle that.