Wade Wilson

Hell on Earth

honks loudly

@effervescentF

honk

Fandoms You Like/Dislike

Better make that 7.

Lets not forget rage-quitting out of RPs only to rejoin them 18 hours later, I suppose I count 6.

i honestly can't tell if you are this legitimately childish and egotistical, or if this is all some big troll. if it is the latter, then good job, you played us all. but, seriously, stating "hurr durr we had an argumant but u ar commantign on muh thred hurr durr" each time is just really annoying and makes me honestly just not bother trying to bury the hatchet, and keeping count of how many "hatorz" are commenting on your threads is just sad, dude. anyway, i'll no longer contribute to this topic as i'm clearly not wanted here.

Fandoms You Like/Dislike

I know every fandom has their share of individuals that will SHAME anyone for not liking their precious thing.

*raises hand* yes if you don't like halsey you are dead to me and we can no longer talk

I get a warm feeling when someone who cant stand me cant stay away from my threads. I count 5 this year

do you honestly need to bring this up every time someone you've had a fight with comments on your threads? what, am i gonna get added to the "dynamo's haters who like his threads" list, now? honestly, like fabricant said, there's no reason to point these things out when people are just trying to put differences aside and be mature.

anyway, one of my major fandoms these days is the jacksepticeye fandom. one of my other fandoms (*cough* the skeleton clique/twenty one pilots fandom *cough*) have started acting really hostile towards its' newer members and i just really hate it, so i thought "hey, since i've got some time for youtube, let's watch jack again!". looking through the comments just brought a huge fucking grin to my face - all of jack's subscribers are so supportive and kind, and jack himself is incredibly interactive with his fanbase. looking at his tumblr for hours on end each day really helps me forget the shit i'm going through currently. i just can't believe this kind, great guy with an equally considerate fanbase actually exists in the shitstorm that is 2016.

CLOSED.

@Universorum u are literally a big teddy bear. nobody is frightened of ur suplexes. theyre just extreme hugs.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

i don't get why people have to try and argue their case it someone tells them to stop doing something, especially if they provide a valid reason why the other person should stop. you're not exactly gonna change their mind if they've insisted you stop in the first place. plus, it won't hurt you to be a good person and respect them by doing as they ask. i've found that a lot of arguments that take place on here happen solely because of this tbh

(this isn't directed at anyone in particular and if you want to make a big scene about it, do so in my pm box)

Salem Witches' Institute {Harry Potter}

i feel like making a second character when my first isn't done yet somebody stop me before its too late

CLOSED.

@Dirty Pretty Lies narnia

CynderTynder™

*cough* cyndertynder™ sounds stupid and you should be ashamed *cough*

jk good luck leon-san

testing testing

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Salem Witches' Institute {Harry Potter}

just gonna drop this here. reserving colton haynes (obviously)

i'll have him finished by wednesday at the latest <3

➵ ELIJAH ➵ (WIP)

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➵ N A M E

Elijah James Calderon

➵ N I C K N A M E

Eli – a shorter, simpler version of Elijah, and the name Eli insists everyone calls him.

➵ G E N D E R

Male

➵ A G E

Seventeen
^{➵ July 26th, 1999}

➵ B L O O D S T A T U S

Pureblood

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this is where you describe their appearance. good paragraph chunk or two. some good starting points are how they hold themselves, how much care they put in their appearance, etc. etc.

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➵ H O U S E

Bishop

➵ Y E A R

Sixth

➵ E L E C T I V E S

Muggle Studies
Study of Ancient Runes
Apparition

➵ B E S T C L A S S

Defense Against the Dark Arts

➵ W O R S T C L A S S

History of Magic

➵ C L U B S

Duelling Club
Magical Creatures Club

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➵ W A N D

Wood - beech

^{➵ The true match for a beech wand will be, if young, wise beyond his or her years, and if full-grown, rich in understanding and experience. Beech wands perform very weakly for the narrow-minded and intolerant. Such wizards and witches, having obtained a beech wand without having been suitably matched (yet coveting this most desirable, richly hued and highly prized wand wood), have often presented themselves at the homes of learned wandmakers such as myself, demanding to know the reason for their handsome wand’s lack of power. When properly matched, the beech wand is capable of a subtlety and artistry rarely seen in any other wood, hence its lustrous reputation. (Mr Garrick Ollivander in Wand Woods)}

Core - unicorn hair

^{➵ Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard. Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although the wand wood may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may ‘die’ and need replacing. (Mr Garrick Ollivander in Wand Cores)}

Length - 13 ¼ inches
Flexibility - unbending

➵ P A T R O N U S

Black mare

➵ B O G G A R T

Explain what it is and how it appears.

➵ F A M I L I A R

^{➵ Scamp – often called ‘Pisser’ by Eli, due to a, well, habit of his when he’s being handled – is a small, fawny-white hamster that Elijah keeps safe in an elegant, generously decorated wooden cage (with steel bars, of course). His food often comes in the form of both standard hamster food and leftovers from his owner’s various snacks; when they’re safe for hamsters to eat, of course. Scamp is a rather intelligent hamster, at least that’s what Eli claims, as he recognises his owner’s voice and his owner’s voice only. He even comes to the cage bars if his name is called out. To say the least, Scamp is, in every way, Elijah’s friend, no matter how small and unconventional he is, given he’s a familiar.}

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➵ P E R S O N A L I T Y

a good two paragraphs.

➵ R O M A N T I C I N T E R E S T S

what kind of people is your character attracted to? What kind of people have they dated/crushed on before? What are they looking for in a significant other? Are they looking for a relationship or a fling?

➵ L I K E S

• at least seven

➵ D I S L I K E S

• at least seven dislikes

➵ H O B B I E S

⚪ Laying on his bed and staring at the ceiling
⚪ Reading
⚪ Playing with and watching Scamp
⚪ Building more decorations and toys for Scamp

➵ F E A R S

• at least three

➵ B A C K G R O U N D

at least three substantial paragraphs

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