whizzball1

Myriad Reality

Back home, baby, and it feels goooood.

@Intrepid

Thanksgiving Break is a-go. the thing I have store for you guys is so exciting gahhhhh

Myriad Reality

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Isn't that breaking your own rules?

@Legend

The OOC, I mean.

Myriad Reality

help me I randomly flipped to the first page of MR and now I'm being all sentimental about our history

Myriad Reality

DID I ACTUALLY DO PHSICS CORRECTLY FOR ONCE? THAT'S NOTHING SHORT OF A MIRACLE FROM GOD.

@Legend

What was your test score?

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This. In West Virginia we all gather in the Eastern Panhandle and form a marching line as wide as the border itself, then hand everyone flags such that people are carrying them in an alternating pattern. One guy carries the US flag, and the other the Old Gold and Blue. We then charge through our backwater woods and scream at the top of our lungs the entire chorus to Country Roads repeatedly until we reach Morgantown, home of WVU and state Sports Capital. We then drag every single couch out of every apartment and house we can find and drag them out onto the streets. Then, under the cue of our benevolent governor Earl Ray Tomblin, we simultaneously light every single couch ablaze to signify to those up on the International Space Station that we West Virginians are celebrating America. Then we all grab 32 guns apiece and carry them all over our shoulder as we sprint as fast as we can all the way down to the Virginia border, where we stand perfectly at the border, without crossing it, and fire our guns into the air and scream at the plebian Virginians about our superiority and how we realized how dumb they were for joining the losing side of the Civil War. We then jog (because we're not THAT intense) to the nearest McDonalds and shove our faces full of as many Big Macs as we can before keeling over and blacking out from food poisoning. We wake up the next day, as the holiday figure Mothman has returned us all to our homes so we can make it to work on time and continue to make our country proud.

@Intrepid

this got gradually more believable as I read it

Myriad Reality

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Or F12ing.

@Legend

Any in-browser webpage manipulation.

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@Intrepid

you are very good at inspection of elements

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Last I checked, California has an ocean. And despite this, they don't participate in the annual tea-dumping ceremony that every other state does. Even Alaska does it, and their ocean is just a massive brick of ice.

@Intrepid

this is a thing?

Myriad Reality

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This excludes you as well.

@Legend

only meeeeeeeeeeeeee

Myriad Reality

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Go back to California like the Brit you are.

@Intrepid

but there are no british in california
only me