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Not the land—again, I couldn't care less about what happens to this rubble. The business deal.


Fine! I'll just relocate. I was waiting, you see, until you left, so that I wouldn't disturb you. But clearly you were dawdling.
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I couldn't care less about your stupid little cities, but you are not going to ruin this for me.


Ruin what? This place is important in a small part of the grand scheme of things, but it's ruined already.
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*Teleports to you and darkness surrounds the book, blocking any communication between it and the world around it*
Fortunately, Existence has never liked me very much.


Hmmph. Killjoy.

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*Laughs slowly, then picks up into louder laughter gradually, then points at you*
You think, that your loud voice...
*Shifts my finger to your book*
And your egotistically recorded agenda, mean that I need to explain anything to you? Or is it something else?


Not particularly; I'd just really like to know if there's a reason I should use all of this material for something else useful rather than reform it into a nice, Existential civilisation. There are multiple ways to bring perfection, you know.
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I wouldn't do that if I were you.


Please, enlighten me.
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White knight piece of garbage... Always going on about their "order"...
*Flips a few switches and then appears, sitting on a huge chunk of metal*
What's the concern? If this bothered you, should've acted ages ago.


*Shrugs* I've been busy. I figured I'd get around to it eventually, and today is that eventually.
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*Looks at my scanner, detecting your presence*
You really have no self control, do you? That makes you a liability.


*Ignores you and raises my hands high, a book appearing in one and a feather quill in the other* On this day, I declare and I command that Waternaux City shall be whole! Today, I write this law into the universe, and if anyone dares oppose me he opposes Existence itself! *Writing appears both in the book and over the city, letters the size of solar systems shimmering into existence, describing the city and its future*
*My eyes peek out of nothingness into the space over the destroyed Waternaux, checking if there's anybody there* Hello hello? *My mouth pops out* Anybody here?


Nobody? Perfect! Oh, what a mess. *My voice booms across the whole area of the devastated city* Okay, whoever you are! I've come to fix your mess! And if you hear me, and you can come to me, then you had better come to me right now and tell me exactly why you destroyed this city! If you do, I might just spare you! Otherwise, I'll find you myself—and, I assure you, I will find you—and shatter your mind into a million pieces so I can rebuild it into something nicer and more orderly!
*My eyes peek out of nothingness into the space over the destroyed Waternaux, checking if there's anybody there* Hello hello? *My mouth pops out* Anybody here?
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I try. In the end, it doesn't matter since it won't impact my behavior.


I wouldn't think so. You're not my enemy and I highly doubt you ever will be, even if you decide to oppose me for some reason. *Shrugs* So, enjoy whatever it is you're doing without my pesky interruptions. Ta-ta! *Disappears*
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