WilsonTurner

Stellvia [Always Accepting] (Hey, these things in parentheses are hip, right?)

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Except I am not hating, I am asking if you really needed to necro a dead thread.

@duck55223

:DD

Avan's Cove: A Pirate RP

So His Majesty Coastal has decided, that I am to be the Emperor of all the Guild, as soon as I use the Death Ray to annihilate @Mahz

Stellvia [Always Accepting] (Hey, these things in parentheses are hip, right?)

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Was it really necessary to Necro a dead thread?

@duck55223

Your hatin' rain ain't gunna touch me, yo

Stellvia [Always Accepting] (Hey, these things in parentheses are hip, right?)

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Of course!

@White Feather

Indubitably!

Avan's Cove: A Pirate RP

Annnnnnd Coastal's back
He's reading slow AF rn tho
:b

The Impetuous Space Pirate Captain Lydia Lockheart!

Carried by naval officers?

The way I remember it, they were more like a bandit's weapon, rather than a knife or sword.

The Impetuous Space Pirate Captain Lydia Lockheart!

@Emma

The Impetuous Space Pirate Captain Lydia Lockheart!

The Impetuous Space Pirate Captain Lydia Lockheart!

Full Name: Darius Johnston

Alias: "Veelo," "Myth," Henry Higgins, Darius, Johnny Jenson, Anonymous, and a couple hundred other names

Rank: Officer of Neural Networks- that is, electronic defense and warfare (Protecting the ship from hackers, and hacking the enemy ship)

Occupation: Hacker. Of everything. Also has worked at a coffee shop, deli, Interstellar McDonald's, insurance agent, etc.

Prior Service:
- Earth Defense Force (Back when Earth first started going interplanetary)
- United Nations Interstellar Fleet (Back when Earth first started going to other solar systems)
- Terran Federation Navy

Age: Biologically, this body is 28. Chronologically, several hundred years. Mentally, nearly a hundred.

Credentials:
- Military Theft- Two TFN Cruisers and one TFN Destroyer have gone offline, "Veelo" blamed (Sold them to a rebellion who was later destroyed)
- Military Dishonorable Discharge- Five counts - Twice from the TFN, three times from UNIF
- Money Theft - Over 8, 000, 000, 000, 000 stolen or illegally reallocated since his first count to his most recent count, over a span of over 400 years
- Association with nearly a dozen successful rebellions (Though all were eventually put down)
- A standing bounty of legal immunity, immunity from taxes, and a trillion credits' worth in bounty money for being brought back dead or alive.
- Several dozen counts of impersonation
- Five counts of Treason
- Several hundred counts of identity theft
- Several hundred counts of forgery

Comment: "Veelo" is a made psychopath, who had a very, very difficult life.

The Impetuous Space Pirate Captain Lydia Lockheart!

@Midori
Dammit, you only edited 3 times.
:c
I was really hoping I'd get a recordbreaking five...

Also, thank you.

Also, i have no clue what the joke is and what its punchline is.