WilsonTurner

The Lost ~Currently Not Accepting~

@Fabricant451
What if he dares Cass to a challenge?

The Lost ~Currently Not Accepting~

Philip Howard Iverson

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Insufferable pricks.

Total douchebags.

Worthless sacks of radioactive waste.

Humanity's greatest accidents.

God's greatest mistakes.

Accidental blights upon the timeline of life.

At least he wasn't thinking about those two sitting down next to each other and ma-
Shit.

He refused to let himself think of that, or him and Lizzy in the same state. It was a nice fantasy, but naught but one, and thinking of it would bring no gain, only pain.

Philip briefly wondered if they were religious. Or, if they really loved their parents- he could think up all sorts of pleasing, yet vicious, remarks to make about them. Ooooh, he wanted to rip them a new one, to tear into them like a hyena would a carcass, as a swarm of stereotypical piranhas would a hunk of meat.

But as everyone finished and stopped speaking, Philip looked at everyone, giving half of them that blank look, Lizzy and Ariel that vaguely fond-ish look that was probably twenty steps up from his normal blankness, and giving Jamie and Cass that very quietly said, straight from the depths of his eyes, I will murder you in your fucking sleep.

But he held out his hands in a calming gesture, all pleasant and slight smiles, as if nothing in the world was wrong, as he prepared his reply.

"Can you two please stop? All you're doing is ruining this trip, because, sure, it's a laugh or some shit for you two, but it'll just ruin this entire thing for me and Lizzy- because we are not going at it like Jamie would. So show a little respect, would you? I mean, I know it might kill you too, but you always love a challenge, right? At least you do, Cass. So I challenge you to not make a single snide remark regarding Lizzy and I 'doing' each other. I'll give you fifty bucks if you can last two days. Or are you too weak-minded and with so little control that you can't manage that simple thing?"

He was goading them- or at least, Cass- intentionally, trying to appeal to her... pride? Something in there, hopefully. He wasn't entirely sure if there was anything of worth inside Cass, but he knew that things could always change, or there could be more.

But holy shit, he wanted to punch the assholes in the face.

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Probably explains the animosity towards Cass :c

@Fabricant451

Well, yeah, Cass has a tendency to say things just to piss people off, because she can.

Which tends to lead to someone who prefers respecting people, like Phil, viewing her as more of a mistake of a human than a human.

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@alexfangtalon
Oh, yeah.

And Phil is like that too- people should be respected, unless they themselves are disrespectful.

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I am so fucking close to having Phil turn towards Jamie, real normal like for him, and ask, "Jamie, what..."

And then abruptly just punch him right in the face.

I mean, both me and Phil have quite the control, but neither Cass nor Jamie even really know of Phil. He's quiet, and he's Lizzy's best friend. He's mute to anyone but Lizzy and maaaybe Ariel; for all of them present except Lizzy and maybe Ariel, this is a shocking amount of speech.

But really, when one of the most cassest crassest of kids starts throwing some reaaally annoying and, in his case, frustratingly stupid theories about, and then believes it, and another of the cassier crassier of kids pitches in and goes along as if it's probably true too, he might pop a top a little. It's his best friend; far as he's concerned, they're showing about as much disrespect as possible.

Which means Phil would control himself just as normal, except just a little bit in him would snap, and he'd turn and sorta normally... punch him in the face. Really hard.

...
This is supposed to be dramatic and all, isn't it? The roleplay?
Fuck it.
I'ma do it.

@SouffleGirl123
Forgive Phil for defending your honor?

@WilsonTurner

@SouffleGirl123
Wait, no, I changed my mind!

I, and Phil, are too smart for battery!

Instead, Phil will probably ignore them, and maybe gently goad them. If he can say he felt threatened, then they couldn't sue him! Not that they'd be smart enough to sue him. Either way, they couldn't press charges if he was acting in self-defense, and not voluntary battery/assault.

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It will lead to some interesting and highly entertaining posts though!

@SouffleGirl123

I am so fucking close to having Phil turn towards Jamie, real normal like for him, and ask, "Jamie, what..."

And then abruptly just punch him right in the face.

I mean, both me and Phil have quite the control, but neither Cass nor Jamie even really know of Phil. He's quiet, and he's Lizzy's best friend. He's mute to anyone but Lizzy and maaaybe Ariel; for all of them present except Lizzy and maybe Ariel, this is a shocking amount of speech.

But really, when one of the most cassest crassest of kids starts throwing some reaaally annoying and, in his case, frustratingly stupid theories about, and then believes it, and another of the cassier crassier of kids pitches in and goes along as if it's probably true too, he might pop a top a little. It's his best friend; far as he's concerned, they're showing about as much disrespect as possible.

Which means Phil would control himself just as normal, except just a little bit in him would snap, and he'd turn and sorta normally... punch him in the face. Really hard.

...
This is supposed to be dramatic and all, isn't it? The roleplay?
Fuck it.
I'ma do it.

@SouffleGirl123
Forgive Phil for defending your honor?

A Prized bride (The return)

Okay.

I might have a post up this weekend.
Been feeling a little under-the-weather lately, annnnd school's stressing me out a bit.

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

+1!

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XD Looking forward to it

I'm seriously considering making Liz catch a vomiting bug at some point in the RP just so there's something else there that Cass can use to try and prove it; claiming Lizzy's pregnant XD

@SouffleGirl123

It probably won't help their case versus Cass, with Philip hovering over here and gfto'ing anyone who gets to close (minus maybe Ariel).

Men vs. Women Race to 1000

+1!